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Long time no see darlings.

(The diplomats are exhausting and I may or may not have gotten into a crazy pirate mood)

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Nikolai Lantsov

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#damn that edit #amazing creators creating amazing things

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and it makes you look sexy :)

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

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I approve of him handsome man great voice for singing shanties-

Just. Like. Me.

No...comments.

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*after processing*

I approve! Cutie :)

(I'm processing)

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#I got a cool actor #nikolai lantsov #grishaverse #shadow and bone #the grisha triology #prince nikolai #nikolai casting #shadow and bone season 2 #netflix #leigh bardugo

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(I'm processing)

No...comments.

#nikolai lantsov #shadow and bone #grishaverse #the grisha triology #prince nikolai #nikolai casting #shut up i'm processing #*sobs* #shadow and bone season 2 #netflix

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I'd like to specify that the guy was, in fact, a total asshole but also, in fact, the king of Fjerda.

Nikolai: Zoya, after the incident at the last party, you will have to sit this one out.

Zoya: *quietly to herself* stab one guy with a stilleto….

#zoya nazyanelsky #grishaverse #shadow and bone #king of scars #zoyalai #nikolai lanstov

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I believe, Zoya can do this perfectly. Will she ever give me a funeral speech sayin how delusional I was and how I should shut up about good looking and intelligent I am.

Nikolai: I’m just saying, when I die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances I want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. Instead of saying how I was “a friend to everyone” and that I “lit up a room” when I entered it, I want people to shake their heads while muttering that I “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that I was getting in way over my head” and that I “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever I went. If you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

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But man they do give you the glamour-

*flashes his own pearly whites*

Straight from the oyster :)

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

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agreed.

looking at ur parents knowing you never want to be like them and they looked at their parents thinking the same and their parents looked at their parents thinking the same its sickening to think about actually

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I agree, small bird- If those crazy dukes and duchesses wanna eat leaves go find a tree in your backyard. Saves money.

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

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No I gotta shake it cuz there's a demon in there-

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

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Bye bye-

looking at ur parents knowing you never want to be like them and they looked at their parents thinking the same and their parents looked at their parents thinking the same its sickening to think about actually

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Zoya still needs to tell me when that's gonna happen-

@rebe-dva-urga-nazyalensky

Nikolai: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering

Nikolai: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

Zoya:

Nikolai:

Zoya: That's it we're checking you in for therapy

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What's supposed to mean?? I'm common?

looking at ur parents knowing you never want to be like them and they looked at their parents thinking the same and their parents looked at their parents thinking the same its sickening to think about actually

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You can't invent something which already exists.

Saints bless Ravka, they'll never get a masterpiece like me again. I'm limited edition.

looking at ur parents knowing you never want to be like them and they looked at their parents thinking the same and their parents looked at their parents thinking the same its sickening to think about actually

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One fine day, one dude king from my family's past decided "Uh I'm too lazy to rule Ravka", and then, Ravka went to hell. Then father, came along.

I mean, why would I ever want to be a tyrant who just sat ate and slept and-

*the silence of nightmares*

no definitely not.

Also....I'm pretty sure my kids wouldn't want to be as chaotic as me-

looking at ur parents knowing you never want to be like them and they looked at their parents thinking the same and their parents looked at their parents thinking the same its sickening to think about actually