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Having cats is a constant game of "Is what I'm hearing any of my cats or a ghost?" 🧚‍♀️🤗

#cats

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When the police is next to you and you know you did nothing bad but maybe you did something bad without knowing so you become nervous and now it seems that you did something bad

#police

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Some years ago I think I manifested too hard having a y/n moment because I went to a 5sos concert and at the soundcheck they were going to sing and I thought everyone would scream so I screamed...and I was the only one that did it so everyone including 5sos looked at me weirdly...the good part is that in the middle of the concert Luke recognised me and came next to me to sing 🤟😞

#5sos #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #ashton irwin #calum hood #michael clifford

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‌I was listening to kpop and my kitty seated next to my phone to listen to it 🥺🥺 she's a little kpoper

#kpop #kitty #cat

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‌I have an Elsa figure next to one of Saw and IT, talk about range of tastes

#it #Pennywise #elsa #frozen

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My new hobby is standing silently next to my mum to see how much time she would take to notice me

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‌My routine that starts the first of November and ends the first of February it's waking up and telling my family merry christmas every morning and now they hate me but don't worry because it's Christmas

#Christmas

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maths + me = a lot of crying

#maths

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We assembled the christmas tree and my kitty put her favorite toy under it 🥺🥺

#kitty #cat #kitten #Christmas

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Christmas dinner outfit check:

- earrings with bells ✔️

- jersey with music and lights ✔️

- Santa Claus headband ✔️

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Christmas is always no thoughts just chaos

#Christmas

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‌I think I sprained my little finger while stopping a chair that was going to fall on the floor

#idiot

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‌In Spain we don't say "Es navidad" we say "dios mio la canción de mi padre es un elfo otra vez no por favor" and I think that's beautiful

#navidad #Christmas

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‌🧚‍♀️✨💞 Pennywise 💞✨🧚‍♀️ The Dancing Clown 🧚‍♀️✨💞 My love 💞✨🧚‍♀️

#Pennywise #it

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‌I went to a restaurant and before eating I went to the bathroom. After eating I went to the same bathroom and I said very seriously to myself "wow this bathroom is exactly the same as the one I entered before" 😞🤟

#idiot

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1. I open the sugar cube

2. I put the paper in the cafe

3. I throw the sugar cube in the trash

#idiot

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‌I have to leave the blinds of my window open for my kitty to spy on the people outside like the old lady she is

#kitty #kitten #cats