nekomasnympho

[nekomasnympho]

I just want the anon who asked for hcs of gardening with Aone awhile ago to know that I am in fact starting a garden and pretending that Aone is sitting right next to me helping me weed🥰

#shut up mae❣️

[nekomasnympho]

imagine issei with an entire tattoo sleeve and like 15 piercings but he lets you colour in the tattoo with markers when ur bored i need an ambulance.

[nekomasnympho]

u give me either noya or kuroo vibes <3

I’m flattered. I lowkey kin Kuroo cause we’re both chemistry nerds😎

#Mae gets mail❣️ #Molly❣️

[nekomasnympho]

My birthday is tomorrow and my only wish is to milk Bokuto Koutarou’s big ol’ breeder balls dry. 

Koutarou never asks much from you, just needs you to promise to take all of his cum. He doesn’t mind doing all the work, actually prefers it that way. The most you’ll ever have to do is cling onto his shoulders to prevent being slammed into the headboard. And God does he love the feeling of your nails digging marks into his back in your desperate attempts to cling onto him, reminds Kou of how big and strong he is compared to you. Loves how your head’s tucked into his neck and he can hear every little whine and moan you let out. How he’s going to force his cum so deep into you you’ll be ruined for anyone else. Kou’s going to mark you as his his his, needs you to belong to him as much as he belongs to you. He always drills his loads into you with intent. He needs to see his cum drip from your hole rubbed raw from his never ending abuse. And when you’re sobbing and incoherently begging for the pleasure to stop because it’s all too much, Koutarou needs to keep fucking into you just in case his last load didn’t take. 

Maybe Koutarou does ask a lot from you, but it’s only because his heart is as big as his balls. 

#Mae's horny❣️ #bokuto smut #bokuto thirst #haikyuu smut #haikyuu thirst

[nekomasnympho]

I would like to thank all 557 for being apart of my little shitshow and sticking with me through my inconsistent posting. I’m still finishing requests from my last event but just know I love you all🥺

#shut up mae❣️

[nekomasnympho]

MAE UR SO CUTE

I LOVE YOU MOLLY KITH KITH

#Mae gets mail❣️ #Molly❣️

[nekomasnympho]

Some food for thot quoted directly from my notes app since I’ve been gone for three fucking weeks

Bokuto takes preworkout before blowing your back out so he has extra energy and makes sure he gets a good workout in. I’m talking back shots, moving to the wall, the whole nine-yards

Perv personal trainer Hajime is too nervous to try and hit on you so instead he makes you do those ab workouts that make you cum (if you haven’t heard of them trust me they’re a thing) and tries to hide the very obvious dick print in his grey sweats while you’re letting out little moans and whimpers on the floor

I got into crystals and spiritual stuff in the time I was gone and I beg you to consider the himbo supreme Bokuto himself just handing you random rocks he collected because he thought they looked pretty or gave off good vibes

Lmao the entire time I was gone I was thinking of Kou this is so unorganized I’m sorry but being bred by dilf!Kou!! You’re both sobbing about how much you love each other and Kou just looks at you like you hung all the stars in the sky while his cum drips out of your abused hole.

Kou with stretch marks. Stretch marks are sexy. If you disagree please leave and never come back.

Spending all your free time either at work or doing school and Kou’s just so pouty and he begs you to just cockwarm him while you work and you reluctantly agree but ofc he’s not gonna be able to stop himself from rocking up into you and whining into your neck and next thing you know you’re bent over the desk, papers strewn everywhere and Kou’s leaving bruises on your hips from how hard he’s pounding you

Complaining to Iwa about the looks I get from people when I wear my goth girl shit out in public and how I’m just gonna dress normal this time and he’s just replies so fucking unbothered while scrolling through Insta “dress slutty, I can fight”

CUM CUM CUM BOKUTO IS SUCH A BIG MAN HE WOULD DROWN ME IN BUCKETS OF CUM GOOD GOD WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO HAVE THAT MAN BREED ME

#Mae's horny❣️ #bokuto thirst #iwaizumi thirst #shut up Mae❣️

[nekomasnympho]

Hey so like...idk this looks fun for a game (found on Twitter)

Maybe you could...👉🏻👈🏻... send an ask

#lmao I was gone for almost 3 fucking weeks this time forgive me #but I missed my horny community

[nekomasnympho]

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

[nekomasnympho]

We got a ton of snow where I live and I made myself an Akatsuki boyfriend🥰

#queue that shit #Get the paper bag❣️ #rb or save and i will break your kneecaps and eat them

[nekomasnympho]

MAE, imagine your skirt accidentally coming up in front of kou and him goin FERAL.

So y’all wanna hear my opinion on skirts huh?

Bokuto Koutarou 

It happened when you were walking up the stairs ahead of him, he took his eyes off the ground for one second to ask you a question and his face is full of pink lace

Kou grew up with two older sisters, so he’s gonna try and be respectful cause they taught him well

But he’s gonna feel so morally conflicted for the rest of the day, just the thought of how plush your thighs looked and how he could see the folds of your cunt through your pretty pink panties, makes him tug at his collar

Spends the rest of the day questioning his morals and confesses that he accidentally snuck a peak later when you get home, fully expecting you to dump him on the spot

So when you giggle that you wore your shortest skirt specifically for him that day cause you knew he had a test his brain just sort of short circuits for a moment

Once it kicks in that you wanted him to see you Kou’s dropping to his knees right then and there on the hardwood floor, yanking your skirt up and sucking marks all over the expanse of your thighs

It’s Kou’s way of marking you just in case some other creep gets the pleasure of walking up behind you on the stairs on the occasion he’s not there to make it clear you’re very much his

Tetsurou Kuroo

Thinks he’s the luckiest mf on Earth 

You two were walking down the street and he stopped to tie his shoe and by some magic force that he will thank until his dying days, a gush of wind came and lifted your skirt up

Tetsu’s practically skipping for the rest of your walk, eager to get you home and admire what he’s so rightfully claimed as his

You stopped at a little coffee shop to grab some fuel for your study date and he was too busy daydreaming about how your thighs would feel smothering his face to notice your drinks were ready 

Jumps your bones once he finally has you through his front door, promising he’ll finish both your lab writeups, just needs a taste of your cum to get him going

Kozume Kenma

Lmao you were studying at your house and bent over to pick up your cat and he really didn’t mean to look but your ass was right there

Poor baby can’t focus for the rest of your study date and you mistake his quietness for a disinterest in you 

And then Kenma sees you’re withdrawn and thinks it’s because you know he’s a creep and it’s a whole mess

Eventually you gotta ask him what’s wrong and his cheeks get all red and flustered when he admits he got a peek at your ass and couldn’t stop himself from daydreaming

His heart and dick nearly explode when you slide into his lap and press a soft kiss to his lips

Definitely leads to a soft grind session that ends with Kenma creaming in his jeans😈

#Mae gets mail ❣️ #Mae's horny❣️ #bokuto thirst #bokuto hcs #kuroo thirst #kuroo hcs #kenma thirst #kenma hcs #haikyuu thirst #haikyuu hcs

[nekomasnympho]

I am on the verge of tears because I just need someone to rail me and call me a good girl. Send help

#shut up mae❣️ #fuck it we’re posting all the drafts tonight

[nekomasnympho]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#11:44am #in bed doing homework #thinking bout having Bokuto’s children

[nekomasnympho]

𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝖨𝗍 𝖶𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗍. 𝖲𝖾𝗂𝗃𝗈𝗁

❥𝖥𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿, 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍

▸ A/N Just a little idea that was stuck in my head that somehow turned into 1.3k words.

Managing the Seijoh boy’s volleyball club was by no means an easy task, you knew such would be the case coming in. Along with your expected duties, you were also tasked with wrangling the boys. Between the third years and Kyōtani, you definitely had your work cut out for you.

Like today for example. Oikawa’s fan girls had followed him to practice, and instead of dismissing them, the playboy idiot was instead entertaining them. For twenty minutes you and some of the others had desperately tried to herd them out of the gym, but to no avail.

It wasn’t until you raised your voice at them and shoved Oikawa out of the way that they finally dispersed. Watari, Kunimi, Kindaichi, and Yahaba, who were all stuck outside due to the mob, nearly got trampled by the exiting girls.

Oikawa, now on the receiving end of your anger, was complaining that you were just giving him shit.

“Yeah, I’m giving you shit! Practice has been delayed for nearly half an hour! Four of your teammates were practically trampled and Iwa looks like he’s about to burst a blood vessel!” You exclaimed, gesturing behind him to the furious third year.

Oikawa blanched, not daring to turn and meet Iwaizumi’s eyes. “Aw, don’t be like that, Manager-chan,” he cooed, “I promise it won’t happen again!”

“Damn straight! Do you know how much work-” Oikawa’s hand patting your head cut you off abruptly. You paused, slightly confused, as your shoulders relaxed and your scowl softened to a small frown.

“I’m sorry, (Y/N). It won’t happen again, okay?” You pursed your lips, your anger leaving you. “Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go warm up.” The captain grinned slyly before ruffling your hair and running off.

Unbeknownst to you, the other third years had observed the interaction, stunned at how easily you had given up your anger. And as soon as Oikawa had given you headpats, nevertheless…

The second time it happened, you weren’t angry, but you weren’t in a good mood, nonetheless. A pop quiz had, obviously, caught you by surprise, and although you didn’t fail, you certainly hadn’t achieved any scores you were proud of.

The disappointment had carried throughout the day and was affecting your mood during practice. It didn’t take long for the boys to take notice of your dejected demeanor, especially since they were used to your wide smiles and consistent encouragement. Frankly, it had them more than a bit worried.

“(Y/N).”

“(Y/N).”

“(Y/N).”

“(Y/N).”

You turned to Mattsun and Makki, your eyebrow raised. Any other day, you’d find their antics amusing, but today you just wanted to get out of here so you could sleep off your slump. Still, you forced a smile on your face for their benefit.

��Hey, guys. Need help with something?” Mattsun’s eyes narrowed and suddenly his face was directly in front of yours. “Are you okay?” You stumbled back, startled. “Um, y-yeah… just been a long day,” you muttered.

“Hmm… are you sure? Do you need anything?” You simply blinked, not quite being able to decipher Makki’s tone. “...What? Uh, no…” Matsukawa grinned before tugging you to his chest.

You yelped at the abruptness, but the sound died on your tongue when a hand landed on your head. You peaked past Issei’s chest and saw Makki carefully patting your hand. “Just relax, (Y/N)!” Takahiro exclaimed, sounding awfully proud of himself.

“Yeah, this is nice, right?” Issei added. You nodded, relaxing as told. “Yeah… it’s nice.”

And it was, despite its unconventionality.

“Are you sure you don’t need help? It’s really not a big deal, (Y/N)?” Iwaizumi was standing behind you, arms crossed as he watched you pretty much climb a tall shelf to grab a roll of bandages from the top.

“(Y/N), please. You’re going to fall and hurt yourself-” Your fingertips grazed the bandages and you beamed. “Got it, Iwa! See, I’m fine-!” You stepped down, but the roll caught on a book, bringing it down with you.

It seemed to fall towards you in slow motion, but all too quickly the spine was landing on your forehead. “Ouch, shit!” Iwaizumi rushed towards you, crouching beside you, concern clouding his face.

“(Y/N)? Are you okay?!” You rubbed your head, trying to soothe the pain, but to no avail. “It hurts, Iwa,” You whispered, embarrassed. Instead of responding with an ‘I told you so’, he sat beside you, his hand coming under your chin.

He tilted your face from side to side, presumably looking for a mark. “There’s a small bruise, but ice should help,” He stated, sighing. You nodded, a weak smile on your face. “Thanks, Iwa.” He returned your smile before hesitating a little.

You watched as his hand slowly reached towards you, already having an inkling of what he was attempting to do. A small smile pulled at your lips as he proceeded to pat your head, in what he clearly hoped was a soothing gesture.

You offered him a smile for his efforts and you could see him visibly relax. “So… headpats?” He questioned, withdrawing his hand.

You chuckled, sheepishly, shrugging. “I guess. I didn’t realize how calming they were until Oikawa did it. Iwaizumi huffed, amused as he stood and extended a hand to you.

“Let’s go get you some ice, yeah?”

“Aww, c’mon sweets! We’ll have fun, I promise! If, for some reason, you don’t, you can leave at any time! What do you say, my house after the game?”

You picked up your pace, weaving in between people, desperately trying to lose the persistent stranger. It was more than a little difficult to shake him, however, seeing that you were in a only semi-crowded hallway at a school you’d never been to before.

“I already know that I won’t have fun, so how about we stop wasting each other’s time?” You called back, desperately. Your pursuer was gaining and you felt your stomach drop as he reached out to you.

In your panic, you didn’t notice the turquoise and white jersey in front of you until you were crashing into it. You fell back harshly, but a hand caught your wrist, hauling you back up. “What the hell is going on?”

Never in your life had you been so relieved to see Kyōtani and his pissed off expression. You thanked whoever up top had been listening to your desperate semi prayers and tried to move away from the stranger. Another hand, however, stopped you in your tracks and pulled you backwards.

A short scream left your lips as you were all but yanked into the boys’ arms, despite your struggles. “It’s none of your business, but I was just talking to the pretty lady,” He snarked, further upsetting Kyōtani.

Kyōtani growled, not even hesitating before brutally shoving the other boy to the ground. “It is when you’re fucking with my manager. Get lost.” After seeing feral expression on the faux blonde’s face, he didn’t waste a minute, instead scurrying away.

You sighed in relief, beyond happy he was gone. “Thank you, Kyo, I don’t know how much longer I could’ve held him off,” You murmured, hugging yourself.

The spiker grunted, looking away. “Stay with us next time. Are… you okay, or whatever?” You shrugged weakly, your gaze falling to his hand.

As much as Kyōtani was the last person you’d want to ask for any kind of physical affection from him, you were more than a little desperate for something familiar to calm your nerves.

Wordlessly, you grabbed his hand and placed it on your head. For a moment, Kyōtani did nothing except blink in shock at your forwardness, but your expectant gaze spurred him on. Somewhat awkwardly, he complied, averting his gaze in a (failed) attempt to hide the pink tint coloring his cheeks from you.

“Is this going to be a thing or something?” He muttered, lowly, still not having stopped his ministrations. You smiled fondly, thinking over the boy’s previous behavior over the last week and a half.

“I hope so, Kyo. It’s… nice.”

And it was.

#Mae reads ❣️ #I am seijohsslut for a reason🥰

[nekomasnympho]

Men who are good with their daughters make my ovaries throb

#shut up mae❣️ #baby fever bitchesss #Toshi come knock me up challenge

[nekomasnympho]

um hi i was wondering if ur doing matchups ive had a hard weekend lol if you aren’t disregard this lmaooo

im a sagittarius and my personality type in an enfp!

im a oikawa,bokuto and atsumu kinnie LANAN

i have big boobs (DDD) im 5’7 medium ass lmaoo.

i have shoulder length black super curly hair and some freckles under my eyes

also i have super appley cheeks that im insecure about.

im super book smart straight A student but like ditzy yk?

i have adhd and i enjoy embroidery and baking!

my fave song rn is over thinking it by willow

BUT IF YOU AFENT SHIPPING DO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND THANK U BUB AND HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT ♡︎

Oh gosh I’m so sorry. I hope this brightens up your week even though it’s almost over 

Send me a personal description and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy and give you some sfw hcs: Closed

I ship you with Aone Takanobu

Pretty Boy by The Neighbourhood

“ Even if my heart stops beatin' you're the only thing I need, oh, with me”

See I really like this pairing for a few reasons

A), Nobu’s a Leo and Sags and Leos are supposed to be super compatible

B) the idea of a bubbly Oiks/Kou kinnie with a really stoic Aone in public makes me smile

Like you two sitting on a train and everyone’s just kinda looking cause Aone’s this huge scary dude and you’re sitting next to him embroidering flowers and hearts with your head on his shoulder

HE LOVES YOUR CHEEKS!! SEEING YOU SMILE MAKES HIM BLUSH

When y’all are cuddling he’ll stroke your hair and connect little lines from freckle to freckle

Growing up he baked a lot with his mom and you guys work really well in the kitchen together. He even has his own apron with some turtles on it

Sometimes he gets so overwhelmed with how much he loves you and doesn’t know how to put it into words so he just stares down at you for a lil bit before pressing a kiss to your cheek or forehead🥺

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #aone hcs #aone fluff #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu fluff

[nekomasnympho]

if ur still doing the 3 kink ship thing,,,,,

praise, pegging, and idk if this is a kink but it makes me lose my mind when boys whimper,,,,,

Boys being vocal in bed makes my brain fritz out, I understand

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy:Closed

I ship you with Oikawa Tooru

Lmao make Oiks beg 2021

His praise kink is so fucking strong. All you gotta do is run your fingers through his hair, tug a little bit and call him your good boy and oh lord he’s about to bust

He’ll try and act all bratty but all you gotta do is say ‘aw guess my pretty plaything doesn’t wanna cum tonight’ and suddenly he’s the most well-behaved slut on Earth

Hints at you when he’s in the mood to be pegged with pouty looks and clingy touches throughout the day

Surprisingly extremely well-behaved when he wants to be pegged. Lays down and presents for you so nicely you can’t help but be a little sweet with him

And the whimpers oh god the whimpers

Tooru is a beautiful son of a bitch with some of the most adorable little whines I will never get to hear

When you push in a little too fast he cries out and you gotta praise him on how well he’s taking you to get him to calm down

Closing thoughts: A pretty lil brat who just needs a good pegging to be put in his place. 

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #oikawa thirst #oikawa hcs #haikyuu thirst #haikyuu hcs