#Mae makes friends ❣️

[nekomasnympho]

um hi i was wondering if ur doing matchups ive had a hard weekend lol if you aren’t disregard this lmaooo

im a sagittarius and my personality type in an enfp!

im a oikawa,bokuto and atsumu kinnie LANAN

i have big boobs (DDD) im 5’7 medium ass lmaoo.

i have shoulder length black super curly hair and some freckles under my eyes

also i have super appley cheeks that im insecure about.

im super book smart straight A student but like ditzy yk?

i have adhd and i enjoy embroidery and baking!

my fave song rn is over thinking it by willow

BUT IF YOU AFENT SHIPPING DO NOT FEEL OBLIGATED TO RESPOND THANK U BUB AND HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT ♡︎

Oh gosh I’m so sorry. I hope this brightens up your week even though it’s almost over 

Send me a personal description and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy and give you some sfw hcs: Closed

I ship you with Aone Takanobu

Pretty Boy by The Neighbourhood

“ Even if my heart stops beatin' you're the only thing I need, oh, with me”

See I really like this pairing for a few reasons

A), Nobu’s a Leo and Sags and Leos are supposed to be super compatible

B) the idea of a bubbly Oiks/Kou kinnie with a really stoic Aone in public makes me smile

Like you two sitting on a train and everyone’s just kinda looking cause Aone’s this huge scary dude and you’re sitting next to him embroidering flowers and hearts with your head on his shoulder

HE LOVES YOUR CHEEKS!! SEEING YOU SMILE MAKES HIM BLUSH

When y’all are cuddling he’ll stroke your hair and connect little lines from freckle to freckle

Growing up he baked a lot with his mom and you guys work really well in the kitchen together. He even has his own apron with some turtles on it

Sometimes he gets so overwhelmed with how much he loves you and doesn’t know how to put it into words so he just stares down at you for a lil bit before pressing a kiss to your cheek or forehead🥺

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #aone hcs #aone fluff #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu fluff

[nekomasnympho]

if ur still doing the 3 kink ship thing,,,,,

praise, pegging, and idk if this is a kink but it makes me lose my mind when boys whimper,,,,,

Boys being vocal in bed makes my brain fritz out, I understand

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy:Closed

I ship you with Oikawa Tooru

Lmao make Oiks beg 2021

His praise kink is so fucking strong. All you gotta do is run your fingers through his hair, tug a little bit and call him your good boy and oh lord he’s about to bust

He’ll try and act all bratty but all you gotta do is say ‘aw guess my pretty plaything doesn’t wanna cum tonight’ and suddenly he’s the most well-behaved slut on Earth

Hints at you when he’s in the mood to be pegged with pouty looks and clingy touches throughout the day

Surprisingly extremely well-behaved when he wants to be pegged. Lays down and presents for you so nicely you can’t help but be a little sweet with him

And the whimpers oh god the whimpers

Tooru is a beautiful son of a bitch with some of the most adorable little whines I will never get to hear

When you push in a little too fast he cries out and you gotta praise him on how well he’s taking you to get him to calm down

Closing thoughts: A pretty lil brat who just needs a good pegging to be put in his place. 

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #oikawa thirst #oikawa hcs #haikyuu thirst #haikyuu hcs

[nekomasnympho]

Okay okay I have two or three more matchups in my inbox but after that I think I’m done😌

#Mae makes friends ❣️

[nekomasnympho]

hii~ congrats on 300+! my top three kinks are praise, dumbification and ik it's not technically a kink but the hand-holding thing makes me go ahdjsjshfht 👉👈 also i'm a needy hoe for makeouts 👉👈 i just feel like that is important information to share ajndngng also ily!!!❤

I feel you nonnie, I really do 

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy

I ship you with Iwaizumi Hajime

He’s so sweet and nurturing I just know he calls you his pretty lil  darling 

Can’t stop himself from calling out praises when you’re taking him so well

Doesn’t even mean to fuck you dumb but it happens everytime cause Haji’s dick game’s that good

You’re his pretty dumb baby and it’s almost embarrassing how much of his heart you own rent-free

Haji is absolutely the type to hold your hand while he’s wrecking your shit too

Anytime he thrusts up a little too fast you squeeze his hand and his heart melts

Loves to have you sit on his lap for make-outs too, just makes him feel that much closer to you

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #iwaizumi hcs #iwaizumi thirst #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu thirst

[nekomasnympho]

mae!!! darling!!! happy 300 ur horny ass deserves every one of them<333 my top 3 are choking, degradation, and orgasm control (edging/overstim) on giving+recieving ends ily <33

I’m sorry this is so late A, please accept my humble offering😔

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy

I ship you with mean gamer Kenma

I feel like Kenma’s normally pretty chill but mean gamer Kenma?? Ohhohoho

He will have no fucking hesitation to put you in your place if you’re pawing at his pants while he’s busy streaming

Favorite insults are ‘needy slut’ and ‘pathetic whore’ 

And if you won’t stop your incessant whines that are distracting him from his game he has the perfect way to shut you up

Wraps a hand around your throat and squeezes until you’re tapping at his wrists for air

And if that’s not enough to teach you a lesson he has no problem working you up and never letting you cum for the rest of the night 

Oh oh or he’d stick a vibe on you on the lowest setting so you’re always feeling something but not enough to make you cum, and shove your panties in your mouth so his friends can’t pick up on your annoying moans

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #kenma thirst #kenma hcs #haikyuu thirst #haikyuu hcs

[nekomasnympho]

wait hello?? if you're still doing the top 3 kink ship thing.... size kink, dumbification and breeding :)) ovestim/edging are close contenders too :') if u're not doing the kink thing please ignore this DGGAH i'm so sorry!! ps i am obsessed with your work <33

A whore after my own heart <4

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy

I ship you with Ushijima Wakatoshi

Size kink? Toshi’s 6′2 and 187lbs and that’s PRE time skip 

He’s huge and he knows it too. Starts out with some mercy for his cute lil s/o but once he thinks you’re properly adjusted you’re getting your shit wrecked raw

Breeding?? I don’t think I’ve ever written something for Toshi before that didn’t involve breeding

Another canon on this blog is that Toshi fucks with purpose and that purpose is to make himself some D1 athlete babies

Dumbification? Ushi thinks it’s absolutely adorable that all he has to do is push into your tight lil hole and you’re all fucked out already

Wants nothing more than a stupid housewife to provide for, for the rest of their days

Rewards you for a long day’s work of being a homemaker with sloppy head on the kitchen counter 

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #ushijima hcs #ushijima thirst #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu thirst

[nekomasnympho]

Hii!! Congrats on 300!

I don't know if this is still up but my top kinks are choking, dumbification and degrading all on the reciving way 💕💕💕

Finally some dumbification🥰

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy

I ship you with Tsukki!

I swear that man was put on this earth to make bitches cry

All the insults just come so naturally to him

Starts with a hand on your throat while he’s railing your shit, laughing at how pathetic you look 

And once he sees that faraway look in your eyes he knows he’s got you exactly where he wants 

When you start crying he doesn’t know if it’s from his words or the abuse your poor lil hole’s receiving

Either way it makes him that much harder, knowing just how fucked out he has his little slut

He uhh...he’d spit in your mouth/on you

Laughs but secretly loves how needy you are for him when you’re in that stupid headspace. Mind empty, only focused on him and his cock

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #tsukki hcs #tsukki thirst #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu thirst

[nekomasnympho]

my top three kinks are degredation, petplay (what a surprise), and bondage

-molly

I’m almost 89% sure the most used word on my blog other than Mae is catboy, no idea why.

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy

Molly I ship you with Kuroo Tetsurou 

This is not fan service I stg, he just makes sense with all of these kinks 

Kuroo has the funds to pay for all the equipment needed for bondage and pet play

It is almost embarrassing how quick he is to spend money on your uhh... extracurricular activities

Pretty collars, cages, the works

And as someone that’s in class with too many business majors they can say some nasty things when heated

Can and will make you cry, no hesitation whatsoever

Hehe stressed businessman Kuroo who comes home and takes it out on poor reader

Oddly creative insults??  that just dig right under your skin and make you squirm

Always takes such good care of you after too; bubble baths, snacks, and praise as a reminder of how much he loves you

Closing notes: Kuroo Tetsurou remains superior

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #<3 anon #kuroo hcs #kuroo thirst #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu thirst

[nekomasnympho]

Lmao you just said: 300? 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯 nope-

But yay!

Anyways, i think my top three kinks would be bondage, overstimulation and a mixture of praise, degrading and humiliation all in one. All of these are both giving and receiving :3

I really felt you with that last one😔

Send me your top three kinks and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy 

Sugar I match you with Bokuto Koutaro 

This may just be because I’ve had Kou on my mind 24/7 lately but he fits them so well hnghhh

What’s so great about Kou is the duality!!!

Some nights he’ll be the one taking the lead and whispering praise in your ear while you’re absolutely zonked out on his cock

Othertimes you’ll be the one that has to reign Kou in when he gets too caught up in how warm, wet, and tight you feel

I urge you to picture his big ol tiddies in one of those chest harnesses🤤

And if you wanted to be restrained, you wouldn’t even need any special equipment. Kou doesn’t have all that muscle for nothing

Also it is canon on this blog that Kou fucks until you are both crying fucked out messes. Any criticism will not be accepted

And all the praise and degredation wheww boy. We all already know Kou loves to be praised and on nights when he’s been a good boy that’s all fine and swell but sometimes he can be a bit too eager and you gotta tut at him for being such a cum slut to put him back in his place

Closing notes: Himbo’s make everything better 

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #Sugar❣️ #bokuto hcs #bokuto thirst #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu thirst

[nekomasnympho]

Uhh I missed a 300 follower celebration by a long shot but send me your top three kinks and I’ll match you with a HQ boy and give some hcs😈

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #are we vibing with the new profile pic? #queue that shit

[nekomasnympho]

Omg I just found your blog and I’m obsessed😭✋🏻 I don’t know if you are still doing the Hq match ups but if you are I’m 5'5, I have an average to thicker body type, I wear glasses and have dimples🥴, long brown hair, my friends say I’m funny and sarcastic and overall nice but I also get shy when meeting new people🥲, oh and I OBSESS over food (am a Taurus😅)

Aw thank you, I’m glad people enjoy my horny endeavors. 

I ship you with Iwaizumi Hajime 

Single by The Neighbourhood

“I don't ever mind sharing oxygen, I just wanna get lost in your lungs”

Do me a favor and ignore astrological compatibility for this one babes

But Haji’s such a sweetheart! The first time you met him he was with the rest of the team and you were obviously kinda nervous so he cracked some stupid joke about Oikawa and you gave him a small lil smile and your dimples showed that is the moment he fell in love

Lives to make you smile, mans will do anything, he is a certified simp 

Once ran a mile in the pouring rain after practice to get your favorite snack from the only convenience store that sold it cause you had a bad day

His teammates won’t live it down but they’re really just jealous lonely losers

He loves that once you warm up to people you’re funny cause then you can bully Tooru together🥰   

I have no clue where this came from but Haji insists on giving you piggyback rides everywhere

Oh oh oh and yk once he becomes an athletic trainer and he’s packing on all that muscle he’s gotta need lots of food to help his body keep up 

That’s where you come in being a sweet supportive s/o, it doesn’t even matter if what you made is necessarily healthy Haji’s wolfing it down and then giving you a big smooch

Fuck I mighta just worsened my own crush on Haji

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #Mae gets mail❣️ #iwaizumi hcs #iwaizumi fluff

[nekomasnympho]

no idea if ur still doing this but I need validation tn! (pls ignore this if u dont thatd be so embarrassing oml) she/her, bi, kageyama aNd oikawa kinnie (yeah I'm that pretty 😌✋), medium ass n titties, taurus sun, loves reading n writing, started out w a choking kink ended up w a blood/knife/gun kink :D um idk I'm 5'6 and I would suck dick while scrolling on instagram, thank u have a gn <3

First off I too would love to suck dick while scrolling through Instagram, let’s be friends. 

I ship you with Matsukawa Issei 

for him by Troye Sivan ft Allday

“And if you break this lil' heart, it'd be an honor”

This song and Issei go hand in hand I stg. He loves saying stupid cheesy things to be funny and once you watched The Fault in Our Stars together and he wouldn’t stop quoting it

There was a lot of consideration when I paired you two together, like I had a general list but then I remembered he’s a mf Pisces and that was the deciding factor

A relationship with Issei is very laid back, it’s laughing at each other until you’ve sprayed soda through your nose, eating pizza in your underwear on the couch, and being nervous to leave your face products in his bathroom but the next time you come over unannounced he’s got a charcoal mask on

Also, the sex is so good

You wanna chill on the couch with his dick in your mouth? Who is he to say no. Choking? Fuck yeah, your throat would look so pretty in his big ass hands. 

I can’t remember where exactly I said it but I’m a firm believer Issei would love those vial necklaces that you fill with your own blood

Holy shit skaterat Issei would fill an empty juul cartridge write that down Mae

But yeah 10/10 I’m confident this relationship would work out well as I am a Pisces myself and have had good interactions with Taurus's 

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #matsukawa hcs

[nekomasnympho]

happy 50 mae !! if you're stilling do the matchups could i get one please? i'm pretty short but I'm thiccc with waist length brown hair. i'm pretty quiet but my friends tell me i'm funny if that counts for anything. i really enjoy baking and watching movies. thank you ily!!

anon you sound so cute

Send me a personal description and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy and give you some sfw hcs

I ship you with Bokuto Koutarou

Potions by Day Wave

“ Your potion has got me in over my head, I'm not gonna go with anyone else”

It’s canon that Kou likes thiccer girls and that’s all I have to say about that

He’s such a people person he’ll be able to draw you out of your shell no problem and you’ll be making each other laugh in no time

If you’re baking anything while he’s around a few cookies or cupcakes will magically disappear and he’ll swear he had nothing to do with it 

No, he has no clue how a smidge of frosting got on the corner of his mouth

When you’re watching movies there’s always a competition to see who can toss the most popcorn into the others mouth 

If you watch a horror movie he’ll hold you close under the guise of comforting you but internally he’s just as, if not more, scared

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #bokuto hcs

[nekomasnympho]

uh let's see,, I'm 5'8, im kinda average sized, I have a small butt 😔, medium bust, people usually compare my personality to bokuto. I wear winged eyeliner, and more than half of the time I have a god complex 😳 I'm usually pretty shy before you get to know me but after that I'm bubbly :) <3 happy 50 Mae! <3<3

Okay okay time to be serious now, and aww you sound so cute <4

Send me a personal description and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy and give you some sfw hcs

I ship you with Kuroo Tetsurou!! 

Warm on a Cold Night by HONNE

“  And I love you like no other ‘cause this has never felt so right”

Listen, you would be so good for each other and here is why

You’re shy at first?? Kuroo will be able to bring it out of you no problem

You’re the perfect height for him to lean his head onto yours too 🥺

Expect lots of laughs between the two of you over silly little things like whipped cream on his nose or you getting your head stuck in a sweatshirt

Lets you sit in his lap and practice different eyeliner looks on him like a good boyfie

Brings you to meet Kenma and leaves the room for a few minutes expecting you both to be on your phone when he gets back cause you’re both kinda shy at first but he comes back to you clowning him for his rooster hair

10/10 love you two together, I wish you luck

#Mae makes friends ❣️ #kuroo hcs

[nekomasnympho]

Okay for the shipping thing please?

I’m too tall, I will either simp for a himbo or a murderer there is no in between. I like reading and writing!! I love horror and blood and all that jazz yada yada. Love your work!

- audrey cooper

(Before people are worried I’m an asshole this is my irl best friend who knows nothing about anime)

Send me a personal description and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy and give you some sfw hcs

I ship you with Coach Washijo!!  Nah but fr I ship you with Tendou Satori 

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

“ How does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me?”

Out of all the HQ boys I truly believe Tendou is the most likely to commit murder

A close follow up is Matsukawa because he becomes a mortician so I feel like he has to like horror in some way but that bitch is mine

You are on some crack sometimes and so is Tendou

He was bullied growing up and it lowkey reminds me of some of the slasher’s you like backstories

He even has a lil song he sings about crushing the other team’s spirits 🥺

Um anyways y’all are a power couple that commits murder and gets away with it

He can match your thing for blood too! It’s perfect

ily

#Maya bullies me #Mae makes friends ❣️

[nekomasnympho]

so, are you doing the personal desc thing for 50?

Yessir, that post was mainly to see if anyone had any other ideas but fuck it let’s go with this one. 

Send me a personal description and I’ll ship you with a HQ boy and give you some sfw hcs

#Mae gets mail❣️ #Mae makes friends ❣️