myglassesareinkansas

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

#this is also one reason that i'm ready to be done with grad school #like it's hard to set boundaries on good sleep and working out and spending time with friends while balancing two jobs and thesis #this is not the life i want to lead #i want a soft epilogue

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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

#immediate responsewas mia thermopolis but i've lowkey forgotten #then i was like 'wait elsie from love theoretically' #like idk why i love her so much but like she was ambitious and funny and quirky in a non pick me way #she liked twilight and shipped alice and bella and she really loved cheese #she was a relatable girlie and i adored her

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the funniest thing about the tiktok tradwife craze is people learning financial abuse exists but like, as a hypothetical. "wait what if the relationship doesn't work out and you have nothing of your own and nowhere to go?" congratulations you figured out a common reason people remain in abusive relationships and why it's important to maintain some level of financial independence

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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being on here and condescending is crazy

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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

#went from being pretty conservative + fundamentalist christian #to being liberal and episcopalian #and also essentially being a universalist instead of a calvinist #and it's all the work of history we love it

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the universal college experience, no matter your major, is learning how remarkably fucked everything is. except business majors theyre having a great time learning to do basic arithmetic and and staring at that one supply and demand graph where the line goes up

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#OMG #also like #i have adhd and even then i feel like i have a better attention span #than a lot of these people #not to sound like my parents #but the lack of media literacy and attention spans is an actual concern

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my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

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I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

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LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

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Don't tell me book men are always better than real life men because my partner is like, the best person I know, who genuinely loves me and learns about my interests and takes care of me and just. He's great. But also he just…said the most poetic shit the other day that I know would make people go feral if they read it in a book

(for context, I'm a Christian who believes in a constant harrowing of hell that is essentially universalism, he's agnostic)

Partner: If there is an afterlife, I will find you in it. If there is an afterlife, I don't want to spend it separated from you.

Partner: And if hell is harrowed, then I'll be the first one out.

How am I not supposed to weep and cry and immediately save that for a romance book?

#joy speaks #book boyfriend #book men #romance #poetry #to be clear #this is my irl bf #anyways i love him dearly #people who don't believe in love dni

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Ellie Bamber as Elora Danan WILLOW | Children of the Wyrm

#IT'S HER #IT'S VICKI #vicki byrne

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My dad is a doctor and did his residency during the 80s, before there were better laws that are now in place (not good or great, just better). My siblings are also doctors. He called them soft for years during their own residencies because they were doing 90 hr weeks while he did 120-ish when he was a resident. And I'm over here like …your tone is braggy but your words are real sad.

#i think there like. needs to be some kind of reform in hospitals and the healthcare industry/field #but ngl medical workers' strikes do make me nervous #and ngl i do not trust a nurse practitioner with anything diagnostic or medial #like i had one tell me i didn't have enlarged lymph nodes before noticing them and saying that they weren't a problem #my lymph nodes were enlarged for 7 months #my sister and i also got in a fight once about tiredness #and i was like hey it's 3 am and i have audhd and we were in a club i'm tired #and she was like 'i work 30 hr shifts' #and it's like #girl cool but that's on you for choosing that career