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Student: Hey sir student b’s date went really well

Tutor: What does she have marks on her neck or something?

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Student: Wait. Is Africa near the Atlantic?

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Student A: You have no eyebrows

Student B: Yeah but you have no tooth so you can’t talk. Anyway student c what were you gonna say

Student C: Im so shocked I genuinely can’t remember

Student A: yeah you took that way to far!

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Student: Hey guess what? When a child’s born it temporarily wears its mother as a hat or a pair of shoes. Or if things go really wrong a backpack!

Pregnant teacher: *horrified*

#lol #school #this was in tutor btw #she was horrified #we were laughing

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Student: So your telling me homophobic isn’t in the French dictionary but PROSTITUTE is?!

#school #lol #funny #French #dictionary

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Teacher: How do we say ‘he is’ in French?

Student: Il est. wait no, Il a. No wait. J’MAPPELLE

#French #learning French

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Teacher: How tall are you?

Student: I dunno, taller than you?

#school #funny #lol

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Teacher: What do Olympic athletes need to pack?

Student A: Bikinis!

Student B: Charger

Student A: Speedos!

Student C: Steriods

(If you couldn’t guess student a and c are best mates)

#lol #school #olympics #Tokyo 2020

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Student A: You have a crush on her

Student B: No I don’t

Student A: Prove it then. Punch her.

#school #crushes #lol #secondary school #British secondary school

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Teacher: What’s your favorite room in your house?

Student: Bathroom

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because. Lots of things happen there

Teacher: Like?

Student: Um. Bathing. Washing.

#school #my class is weird #lol #that’s not what he meant