Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head
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You angered a witch, and in retaliation, she transformed you into an unmovable tree in a public park. Months later, she returns with the sinister hope of reveling in your suffering, only to find that you are not only surviving but thriving and happier than ever before.
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Watch "What my friends think italy is like #italy #comedy" on YouTube
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Watch "THE WORST APOLOGY EVER 😂" on YouTube
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baby, I ain't Mr. Right
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His tits are so big. Juicy. Formidable. Succulent.
so big hrnghhghhghghrrrgh
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Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.
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Accept that you're always going to have unfinished wips, and keep creating to your hearts content
Don't worry, be happy now
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i love this take
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Good morning and good evening 🌅🌆
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*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.
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i cannot decide which part of you
welcomes me home first—
brown eyes
warmer than the earth beneath my feet,
or the cheeky smile
i know better than my own.
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If you’re reading this: this is your sign that your WIP is worth writing, is worth the effort, and that you are doing great. Keep going, take breaks, reflect. But do not lose sight of how far you’ve come on this project! You can do it!
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