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Good evening folks! I'm dropping this lil headcanon thingy that's been on my brain, that very much leans into the fanon territory!

Trigger warnings just in case!: Mentions of mild cannibalism because it's Alastor, and biting

I'm still figuring out how to properly write Alastor so this may be OOC! This was not proofread so please don't mind any grammar mistakes! Enjoy reading!

Alastor just causally bites, Mainly your arms and shoulders, not in a sexual way he just... Bites

Your shoulder is exposed? How scandalous! Your getting bit, he's holding your wrist for whatever reason? CHOMP, You wear something that exposes your forearms? You guessed it! It's biting time!

Broski's teeth are SHARP, don't be surprised if you end up bleeding a bit and bro just takes that as like juice, a liquid snack,

A sauce if you will,

Of course the biting typically takes place in private or when the others aren't looking, because basic decency, just because you're in eternal damnation doesn't mean you should lack proper manners! Especially if you're romantically involved!

Also his eyes do the tweaking out thing whenever he bites you

Oh you think he's gonna look dapper and handsome when biting? No.

he looks like someone just injected feral juice and some type of drug into him, even if it's for a spilt second

This is what you get when he bites,

Is it his way of showing affection? Is it some type of weird way to gain control over you? Maybe it's to make you flustered or lose your composer for a second perhaps even to cause you a moment of misery because he's a weirdo

Or emergency snack time,

I know he's a cannibal and not a vampire but I feel like you toss some glitter on him and shine a flashlight at him he'll be a decent dupe for that one guy in twilight

I also feel like you would NOT survive doing that to him, do not throw glitter on the Radio demon and then blind him with a flashlight

You two could be having a very nice time, taking a walk, maybe your just sitting side by side somewhere and he'll just gently take your arm and before you can even process it you feel a stinging feeling and you see the oh so feared Radio demon with his teeth mid-way into your arm looking goofy, so silly.

I feel like if you start biting him back he'll either be displeased with it and nip that behavior in the bud or it becomes a game between you two,

Bonding by just chompin' down on your S/O's arm very wholesome

Also I don't know if you can get infections from getting bit in Hell but I feel like you should disinfect the bites, he might have something

Thank you for tuning in and reading folks! I hope you all have a wonderful evening!

#alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader

[mowochii]

OMG CAN YOU DO A ALASTOR X MOTHER READER WHERE THEY WAS TRYING TO HAVE ALONE TIME YK MOMMY N DADDY TIME BUT THE TWINS CAME AND RUIN PUSHING ALASTOR AWAY SO HE WON'T TOUCH THEIR MOMMY

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Alastor X Reader Headcanons

✅️Romantic

❌️Platonic

TW: Suggestive?, Alastor VS His babies, Alastor and his kids being possessive

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When it first happens, Alastor thinks it's adorable and can't help laughing at his silly children

He had come back from an overlord meeting and was eager to kiss you, pulling you in close

"How was the meeting, darling?"

His lips are almost touching yours, practically teasing both of you by denying that final touch

"Uneventful as always, my dear~"

Just when he goes to close the distance, you're both suddenly frozen in place, feeling little hands pushing you apart

You both look down to see your twins trying to shove Alastor away from you with all their little might

Their little faces scrunched up in outrage and concern as they try to break their father's iron grip on you

"Oh my~! It seems someone doesn't like it when I take their mother's attention~"

He's laughing and picking up the twins just to squish them between you and him, kissing their squishy cheeks

"BA!"

The second time it happens, Alastor is shocked, not realizing how serious his babies were about this

They're sitting in their highchairs, being fed by you when he comes up to kiss your cheek

His arm wraps around you and he rubs his cheek on you, not paying attention to the warning growls from his spawn

Or the way their ears fold back and they start bleating at him to get off their mother

He goes to kiss you, when suddenly, there's a wet slap of food hitting his cheek

You have to cover your mouth to keep from laughing, your twins already grabbing another handful of food

"Now now~ It's important to share with your pap-OH! That's not very polite..!"

It seems Alastor has finally met his match, running out of the room with his tail between his legs

The third time is when Alastor starts getting concerned, the two of you alone in bed

He just wanted some time alone with you after you two had put the twins down for the night

And you could hardly deny him with his lips kissing along your neck and strong arms pulling you against him

Eventually, his lips find yours, and the kiss turns heated with wandering hands starting to slide under each other's clothes-

When there's a cry from the baby monitor and you both are taken out of the mood, giving each other sheepish looks

"Not to worry, darling~ Watch as your capable husband puts them back to sleep~"

Alastor picks up the monitor and speaks into it softly, his voice usually enough to make the babies fall back asleep

Instead, there's the sharp sound of radio interference and an indignant shriek on the other side, making your husband's ears fold back

"I think I should probably be the one to put them back to bed..."

You give your husband a small pat on the head before kissing him, heading into the nursery for the night

The bed has never felt more lonely

Alastor never thought his own children would turn on him, betrayal truly is a devastating thing

SOMEHOW his children have gotten the idea in their heads that their mother isn't something to SHARE

He has no idea how they learned that

It looks like he'll have to do something he had hoped he would NEVER have to do

Talk about sharing his wife

With his children

But still

So he takes the children for the day, letting you have a day to yourself and kicking you out of the hotel

His twins are obviously a little miffed at him for sending you away, it wasn't a decision that Alastor made lightly

But without the object of their little obsession, then they're back to being his loving little babies

They're snuggling into him when he decides to try and explain why the three of them need to share you

"Now, your mother and I...we need time not only for ourselves but also for each other."

At first, the twins eye him with a dubious expression on their faces, little hands curling into angry fists

"And the three of us, we all love her very much, don't we?"

Then they start to relax and lean on him again, as if accepting their father's words

Things feel calmer when you come back home later that night, your husband and babies all practically glomping on you

Whatever rivalry they had going on before seems to have ended, finally being able to have some affection from your husband without being interrupted

"So...it looks like we're alone~"

"It would seem so, darling~"

He's chuckling and pulling you close, reaching back to lock the door behind him-

"Um? Alastor? There's a bunch of angry guys outside and..."

At least not by your own children

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

#hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #alastor hazbin x reader #alastor hazbin hotel x reader

[mowochii]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

#happy earth day! #welcome to the real world 🌎

[mowochii]

Hello! Well, I just thought up part 2 of Alastor X Stag/Buck Deer!Y/N sooo~

Charlie *nervous*: Alastor, I-I think it would be a good idea for you to join in with our trust exercises. It's been a week since our new guest had gotten here and you have stopped fighting them since. Maybe if you participated, you'd come away the bestest of friends!

Alastor *looking over to Charlie, currently with his antlers tangled with Y/Ns*: No need to worry, my dear. We're just participating in some friendly rough-housing! It's something all young deers instinctualy enjoy! And wasn't it your suggestion to 'bond over instincts', hmm?

Alastor: *looks back to Y/N, pushing his antlers more into theirs* However, if our new friend doesn't like it, I'm sure I can find something more complimentary to their *smiles wider* taste.

Y/N *clearly annoyed*: *Roughly pushes their antlers forward, pushing Alastor back slightly and untangling their antlers*

Alastor: *Looks confused and shocked before eyes dilate with ears and tail start wagging*

Y/N: *Yelps as Alastor nearly tackles them to the floor, shoving his now larger antlers back into theirs at full force*

Charlie: AL! NO!

Husk: *Looking over at Alastor repeatedly trying to get their antlers to lock* Now they've done it.

Angel: *Sipping his drink* What? They pushed him back, clearest 'fuck off' if ever I've seen one.

Husk: *Looking over to see Charlie trying to drag Y/N away from Alastor and failing* Yeah but they're both deers. As far as Al's concerned, they just flirted back.

Angel: So Al just thinks they're playing hard to get? *Putting his drink down with a sigh* Nature's fucking weird.

Lucifer: *Sitting crossed legged at the end of the bar* You can thank Gabriel for that. *mumbles* I always knew he was fucking weird. *Take loud sip of drink*

(And now that you confirmed that you take request for other characters, I got a funny Lucifer request lined up)

Bonus:

Lucifer: *Placing drink down and taking his hat off* Welp, okay. *Snaps fingers and deer ears and antlers appear on his head* I'm going to mess with them.

Charlie: DAD! NO!

Sorry abt how long this has taken me! Drawing hard 😔

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MC: *has woke up in the middle of the night; snuck into the kitchen to grab themselves some snacks*

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *smiles* Thank goodness you are not what I was thinking of.

MC: ...

MC: You mean a rat?

Barbatos: Yes, dear. You were making quite some squeaky noises.

MC: ...

MC: Sorry.

Barbatos: Oh, please don't apologize just yet.

Barbatos: You should after explaining to me why you are eating junk food when you could have just woken me up.

MC: ...

Barbatos: What's the use of having me as your husband if you were not going to ask me for service?

MC: ...

MC: *puppy eyes* You were tired all day...

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *chuckles* I am not now. Allow me to cook you a meal.

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me barbatos #obey me random #male wife #i love him

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V with a himbo/bimbo darling with huge tits that he somehow convinced them to wear shirts 3 sizes too small. Then he gets sent to the hospital bc the button popped off. Next thing u know he's blind in one eye and would 100% do it again to see the bounce of their tits

Your boyfriend is such a sweetheart~

Buying you new clothes left and right without you ever asking. You gotta do something to repay his sweet gestures someday-

Today, he surprised you with the cutest button up top in your favorite color and everything. Buttoning the shirt from the bottom up, the first few buttons closed with relative ease, but as you got closer to your chest the more difficult rose. Must've got a size too small by accident. Wouldn't want him to think you didn't like it. Sucking in air - you attempt to push that last button through with no luck. Your boyfriend perks up as you slump in defeat, tits spilling from the opening in your shirt.

"Don't worry, babe - I got you covered." V hides his excitement and the nervous quake of his hands behind a broad smile. You suck air through your teeth as he quickly buttons your shirt. He takes the time to place his hand on your ribcage - cupping your chest as you exhale. He gropes and squeezes your ample flesh, burying his grin in the fabric of your shirt as he hugs your waist with his free arm.

"How's it feel?"

"It actually feels pretty-"

Your sentence is cut short by the tear of cloth. V's touches conjoined with the size of your bust and steady proved to be too much strain for the shirt to withstand. As you breath out for a second time, the seams rip - top two buttons pop off. V hisses as second hits his open eye.

"Fuck!" He flies back in his chair, hand covering his right eye as pain shoots through his nerves. He pulls it down, blinking away the temporary blindness when softness cushions his cheek.

"Oh my gosh! Are you okay?" You throw your arms around his neck, pulling his face towards your exposed chest as you examine his eye. The redness of his eye is nothing compared to the flush to his skin.

"Never been better~...."

#yandere oc #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere x reader #male yandere #V my oc

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Y/n : I wish there's someone who appreciates my love language

Soap : what's wrong with it?

Y/n : they say it's too aggressive.

Soap : what?

Y/n : what?

Ghost, who was being hugged to death by y/n : i-i agree

P.s repost and comments are appreciated

#simon ghost riley #ghost cod #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #call of duty #ghost mw2 #simon ghost x reader #call of duty x reader #soap x reader #soap cod #soap mw2 #john soap mactavish #john soap mctavish x reader

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If he moans while eating you out, he’s a SLUT.

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MC: *holding a demon baby*

WHB Leviathan: ...

WHB Leviathan: *glares* Whose demon is that?

MC: It's not mine, geez. I was just told to babysit.

WHB Leviathan: ...

WHB Leviathan: What do you even know about taking care of children?

MC: I used to babysit my cousins when they were little.

MC: This is easy-peasy.

MC: Right, my little ball of sunshine~?

The demon baby: *giggles*

WHB Leviathan: ...

Foras: His Majesty Leviathan wishes to impregnate you.

MC: What the— WHY?!!

Foras: *clears throat* For you to not hold another baby again, which is not his.

MC: ...

MC: I'm not ready for this shit. I'm leaving.

Foras: The exits have been blocked.

MC: ...

#what in hell is bad #whb mc #whb leviathan #whb foras #hes so <3

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that ‘pakige?’ post but me, a couple hours after posting a fic, like ‘comints?’

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Idia: I wanted a cat... But they didn't let me adopt because I scared the kittens... *sniffles*

Idia: They said I didn't look friendly enough huhu...

MC and Ortho: ...

MC: *puts one small kitten on top of his head*

Idia: ...

Idia: Huh?

MC: They let me adopt all the kittens they had. But I'm giving you this one.

MC: He looks like a mini-blue fireball.

Ortho: *giggles* He looks cozy sitting on your head, brother.

The kitten: Meow~.

Idia: ...

Idia: Mwehee.

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Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo (2004) dir. Elliot M. Bour and Saul Andrew Blinkoff

#disneyedit #animationedit #filmedit #Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo #by mnie

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Slashers: *changing shirts*

Y/n: *staring at slasher’s chest* can I have a bite~

Slasher: excuse me?

Y/n: i just I need a bite of that tittie. Just like a quick chomp.

Slasher: 👁️ 👄 👁️

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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Girls girls girlssss

#one piece #dracule mihawk #donquixote doflamingo #red haired shanks #sir crocodile #buggy the clown #one piece fanart #reblog #genderbend #so fun #i love this so much #I wish to marry them #all of them #i will die on this hill #marriage neow #now 👹👹👹 #i will not elaborate