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mother-marilynn · 23 hours
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need a boyfriend who hates everyone but hates me a little bit less and he looks at me like he wants to kill me and he doesn’t talk that much and he’s rlly tall with dark hair and he smokes and
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GUYS GUYS GUYS.
So I've been wanting to grow magic mushrooms for awhile but theres a little difficulty with my parents.
I'm still a minor and living at home.
MY PARENTS WOULD KILL ME IF THEY FOUND OUT I WAS USING.
Anyway, so I've considered foraging for mushy's but psilocybin mushrooms don't exactly grow naturally in my area...
SO I was looking online and found a magic mushroom growing kit. AND ITS SO DISCREET. My mom knows I love plants and mushrooms and I don't think she would even second glance if I asked to order it. NOT TO MENTION THE KIT IS ACTUALLY SO CHEAP, and if done right each kit produces around 5 oz. LIKE HBCHEFBWEHRFB yippeeeee!!
Anyway babies heres the link for the mushy's:
EEEE ANYWAY. I'll save for the money then mention it a few times to my mom then ask her to order it while she's distracted.
AND for anyone worried about laws surrounding growing psilocybin mushrooms... it's fully legal!!!! The living spores actually have no hallucinagenic properties in them so it's totally fine to purchase a growing kit and grow them at home!!
I'm so excited you guys have actually no fucking clue.
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Who's down to run away with me and start a LSD and witchcraft cult where we just live on a huge, lush commune with a mansion. Practice witchcraft, take a concerning amount of illicit drugs, and live off the land. Oh yeah, also orgies.
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She's literally me.
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This is so me. I need to go thrift shopping so bad.
Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the 60s. Or maybe I was just a girl... in dire need of a better wardrobe
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I need a oiled up himbo wearing this to come sweep me off my feet.
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I am a chronic evil bitch.
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I love her. She was so real.
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Jennifer's Body (2009)
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mother-marilynn · 1 day
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This feels a little too personal.
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YOU ARE A DOLL. I'm literally in love this is amazing. There's literally like no Chase fanfics but I am so well fed rn fr.
Forever reposting your works cause ppl need to read this fr. <3
Icecream Sundaes
Disclaimer: I couldn't think of a title ok? But I had to name it something. Warnings: Innuendos, crudish language, allergic reaction. Summary: Who knew icecream could be dangerous?
"Daddy!" You heard your four year old yell as she rushed to the front door.
"Princess!" You looked to see Robert come in with a few bags of groceries as he picked up your daughter and spun her around as she giggled. You smiled at the sight.
"Don't be too flattered. She knows you're the one with the icecream!" You laughed as he looked up at you while still holding Layla. 
"Well, that's not true, is it Layla?" He turned to your daughter.
"Icecream!" You smirked as the smile fell from his face, and he playfully rolled his eyes before setting the child down and following you into the kitchen.
"Told you." You smiled as he came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist after setting down the bags.
"Yeah well...you're excited to see me. Right?" He started to kiss your neck as you laughed.
"I suppose." You feigned disinterest as he just scoffed, causing you to giggle before turning to capture his lips with yours. He only pulled you closer to deepen the kiss in response.
"Icecream!" Layla shouted, effectively interrupting the moment. Robert groaned before letting you go to look through the grocery bags. Inside the first two bags, you found chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, bananas, maraschino cherries, waffle cones, chocolate, and vanilla icecream. You finally reached the smaller third bag and opened it to find strawberry icecream, sauce, and strawberries. You frowned before turning your husband.
"Why did you get these?" You asked, holding up the forbidden foods.
"You two like them, who am I to stop you from enjoying icecream sundae night?" He shrugged as if it was no big deal. You rolled your eyes at him.
"Alright, but do you think you can survive a few days without kisses?" You teased.
"I'm sure I'll be fine without mouth kisses." He deadpanned as you snorted at his word choice.
"Mouth kisses?" You quirked a brow.
"Well, yeah, what else am I supposed to call them? After all, every other body part is still kissable, right?" You rolled your eyes before starting to unpack the supplies.
The three of you had begun to create your own sundaes. Robert on one end of the island and you on the other so that you could both help Layla when needed. You made sure to keep the strawberry stuff separate and wait until everything else was finished with to cut them so as to not get your husband sick.
Layla insisted on putting anything and everything on hers while you and Robert stuck to the basics. You all were about finished when you decided to start washing the strawberries.
"I'll be right back. I have to use the restroom." Murmured your husband as he pressed a kiss to your temple. You continued to wash and cut the strawberries as Layla looked over the sundaes.
By the time your husband had gotten back, you had added the strawberry stuff to your and your daughter's icecream bowls, and all sat down to eat. Layla eagerly dug in as you and Robert shared one last allergen free kiss before going to your own.
"Why does this taste like strawberries?" Your eyes widened at Robert's question.
"I don't know...I waited until you were done making yours to even use anything you were allergic to." You stared at his face intently, making sure nothing changed as he shrugged it off and continued to eat. 
Unfortunately, it didn't take long for his face to turn red, and he started wheezing. At seeing and hearing his distress, you jumped up and ran for the epi pen you had kept for situations like this just in case as he started to panic at the lack of oxygen. You tried to gently but quickly move your daughter out of the way so you could reach his thigh. You hesitated for a second, quickly thinking to turn your daughter away from the sight so she wouldn’t see you stab her father before you jammed it into his muscle. He took a quick breath in as you rushed to dial 911 and ushered your daughter away from the scene.
The paramedics got to the house in time and rushed your husband off in an ambulance while you were left with Layla to follow. You, along with your little girl, had tears streaming down your face at the horrific situation. You because you had almost lost your husband and her because even though she didn't quite understand the situation, she knew it was bad. 
As you arrived at the hospital, you rushed to the ER where you were told to wait while they stabilized him. 
"Where's Daddy?" Your little girl sobbed as you shushed her and caressed her blonde hair.
"He's just a little sick." You lied. "We'll see him soon." She nodded as you rubbed your hand up and down her back. "Do you have any idea why Daddy's icecream tasted like strawberries?" You asked her gently, not wanting to further upset the toddler. She sniffled before looking down at her lap. "Layla?"
"I just wanted to help...I thought Daddy might like the red sauce..." You sighed at her admission. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt him!" She cried as she burried her face in the crook of your neck.
"I know, babygirl. Shh. I know." You continued to comfort her. "But next time you have to ask before adding anything to our food. Especially Daddy's...ok?" She only nodded against your neck as a doctor came out to meet you.
"Mrs. Chase?" You nodded. "He's ok, we'll keep him here a while, and we've put him on fluids, but otherwise, he should be fine." You sighed in relief before turning to your distraught daughter.
"You hear that, baby? He's ok, you're ok. We're all ok." You tried to soothe her fears but to no avail, so you turned back to the doctor. "Can you bring us to him?" He nodded as you got up to follow him, Layla, on your hip, still burying her face in shame.
Once you got to the room, you knocked on the door lightly before hearing a gentle 'Come in'.
"Hi. Someone wanted to see you." You whispered as you closed the door behind you and walked over to the bed. 
"Hey babygirl." He said as he reached for Layla, but the little girl flinched away. "What's wrong?" His eyebrows furrowed at the toddler's odd behavior. 
"She’s still a little upset..." He gave you a look. "I'll tell you later." He nodded, understanding that now wasn't the time, so you sat down at his bedside. "How's your thigh?" You asked as you lightly touched where the epi pen had been administered.
"Sore." He pouted as you shook your head and chuckled.
"Poor baby." You said as you rubbed small circles around the area. "Speaking of which, we're gonna be here a while." You said as you looked at the time it was around 8:30.
"Here, come here, Princess. I'll turn on the tv." Robert said as he reached for your daughter. He frowned as she shook her head and refused to look at him. "You don't want to cuddle?" He asked, the sadness clear in his voice. 
"Why don't you cuddle with Daddy? It might make him feel better." You whispered to your daughter in hopes she might perk up. She hesitated before nodding and climbing onto the bed and snuggling into Robert's side. He smiled as she finally acknowledged him and reached to turn the tv on and flip through the channels before finding a child friendly channel. The two of them just sat in silence as everyone turned their attention to the small tv.
After about an hour, you turned to see your daughter sleeping and your husband nodding off. It was a sweet sight, and surely both of them needed the rest. Unfortunately, you still had to talk to Robert and now was as good a time as ever.
"Honey?" You prodded his shoulder before going to move the wisps of hair out of his face. He started to stir and murmured something before opening his eyes.
"Hmm?" He squinted his eyes at the light. 
"I found out how you got sick." You whispered. He raised a tired brow. "When you were in the bathroom and I had my back turned while cutting the strawberries...Layla added strawberry sauce to your bowl. Apparently, we're both blind since we didn’t see the color." You shook your head. "That's why she's been avoiding you...she feels bad." He frowned before looking at the sleeping toddler. 
"Poor girl. Probably scared her half to death." He murmured as he pet down her stray hairs and put his lips to her hairline.
"She just wanted to help...she thought you might like it. I told her she has to ask next time before adding anything to our food." Tears started to pool in your eyes unbeknownst to you. "She thinks it's her fault." A tear dripped down your cheek. "It isn’t really. I should've been watching her better." You stifled a sob as Robert reached for you.
"Hey, hey. It's not her fault, and it's not yours either. It was a mistake. I'm ok! We're all ok..." He said as he pulled you close and kissed your temple. 
"But I could've lost you! And she thinks it's her fault, but it's not she's just a baby! I'm the adult! I should've known better!" You cried. You didn't want to break down like this, but you couldn't help it. Robert was the love of your life and because you were careless...you could've lost him. It was just too much.
"Shh. Hey. Don't cry." He grabbed your chin and made you look at him. "Everything’s all right. If it's anyone's fault, it's mine...I bought the damned stuff, and then when I thought I tasted it, I continued to eat it!" He laughed as you chuckled sadly.
"To be fair, you aren't the brightest." You smirked as he feigned offense.
"I'll have you know I'm a doctor. Thank you very much." 
"And yet you don't carry your epi pen. I had to sneak it into your briefcase and give Foreman one in case of emergencies." You rolled your eyes.
"I don't need one!" 
"And what do you call this?" 
"A fluke!" You scoffed at his excuse.
You were about to protest, but a nurse came in.
"Looks like you're good to go!" She said as she went over the chart before going to remove the iv. 
Eventually, the three of you made it home, and after quickly cleaning up and putting Layla to bed, you collapsed onto your own. You snuggled up into the covers exhausted after the emotional day you had. Soon enough, the space next to you sunk down and two arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you into a firm chest. He started to kiss the back of your hair and rub circles on your hips as you giggled softly.
"Not tonight, sweetheart. You already had an exhausting day. I don't want to over exert you." You said as you hid your tired smirk in the pillow.
"Please...if anyone gets exhausted, it's you. Then again, screaming and moaning my name all night must be tiring." You could hear the smirk through his voice as you rolled your eyes.
"I'm not the one that fell asleep as soon as he-" 
"That was one time! I had a tiring day at work..." You twisted in his arms to look at the pouting man.
"I know, love." You smirked. He started to lean in to kiss you, but you quickly put your fingers to his lips. "Nuh-uh. No mouth kisses, remember, mister?" He groaned.
"I'm never buying strawberries again."
Author's Note: @mother-marilynn
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mother-marilynn · 1 day
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I need to watch this again. It was just so fucking delicious.
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PRISCILLA (2023) dir. Sofia Coppola
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mother-marilynn · 1 day
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Please post weird and feral shit. I will fully support and love it with my whole heart.
"why do you even use tumblr" "who are you posting for who wants to read that" me. you're posting for me. for the girls. we get it
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mother-marilynn · 1 day
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The way I wish I had the faith to believe in God or just something, anything. Just so I could have something to hold onto when I'm going through shit.
I wish I had the faith and blind devotion. I wish I was good enough. I wish I was naive enough.
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