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metallsinne:
open to mutuals, preferably mutants or appearing mutants – verse tbd
“i’m NOT here to hurt you,” crooning vocalizations nigh PURR, a SILKY promise which he means. gems glitter ‘neath the helm offering PROTECTION to crania, alight with a mixture of KINDNESS and MIRTH. “no need to PANIC.”
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hands twist together as the girl takes a step back. she knows who this is. knows his name and what he’s done. what he’s capable of. his voice is kind enough but she knows better than to trust him. her eyes dart around and she contemplates teleporting somewhere safe. 
       ❛ I-I...what do you want?❜
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If you ever need a kidney, I’ve got one with your name on it. No questions asked.
Gwaine [to Merlin] (via totallycorrectmerlinquotes)
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Gwaine: I really need to get some drugs.
Percival: Uh, graduated from alcoholism?
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Gwaine: Gwen’s boss wants to get it on with her, she’s not into, so she’s pretending to be engaged to me, so my name’s Darren now I guess, and the worst part is I have to eat dinner with them, and I don’t know how to use a knife and fork.
Percival: How have you been eating for the past 23 years?
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Actually, if you have a problem with Merlin, you’re pretty much dead to me. So just like evaporate or something, I don’t know.
Gwaine (via totallycorrectmerlinquotes)
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Gwaine: I'm fine.
Percival: You're fine? That's good. I'm gonna put that on your tombstone. 'He said he was fine. He was wrong.'
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Gwaine: I'm starting a new drinking game. It's called 'Every Time I'm Depressed, I Take a Drink'.
Percival: That game already exists It's call alcoholism.
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Merlin: You're supposed to bump your fist against mine.
Arthur: Why?
Gwaine: I love it when you two impersonate humans.
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Leon: You think you’re funny? Gwaine: I think I’m adorable.
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Starter Call. Specify muse in reply or I will pick!
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Starter Call. Specify muse in reply or I will pick!
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Modern!Gwaine aesthetic                             ↳ Instagram
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Modern!Gwaine Aesthetic                               ↳Gwaine Blackall, the bartender.
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✮ —————— SUPERGIRL SENTENCE STARTERS.
’ This is… this is great news! ’ ’ Hey, get away from the ledge, you’re gonna get hurt. ’ ’ This one has the “S”. For “Super”, just like your cousin. ’ ’ I just can’t hear you over the loud color of your cheap pants. ’ ’ I’m the hero. ’ ’ Oh, God. Is that smell you? ’ ’ I see you share your cousin’s appetite for wanton destruction. ’ ’ Three showers and I still smell of reek oil. ’ ’ I went from superhero to eco-terrorist in a single bound. ’ ’ I am not doing that interview. ’ ’ How can you be so sure? ’ ‘ I watched it happen for years with your cousin. ’ ’ Reading glasses and a good slouch? ’ ’ I see a city full of people who need help. Who need a hero. ’ ’ Oh, no. I’m sorry. I meant to say who are you? ’ ’ Trademark pending. ’ ’ Have you lost your mind? ’ ’ What were you thinking giving interviews? ’ ’ It was more of a private conversation that’s being published. ’ ’ What’s next? A book deal? A reality show? “Keeping Up with the Kryptonians”? ’ ’ When did you even call him/her? The second I left? ’ ’ I made a promise to your cousin. If anything ever happened to you… ’ ’ I’m just trying to keep you safe. ’ ’ It wasn’t supposed to be this way. ’ ’ Your story… Your story is just starting. ’ ’ I’m just dealing with an escaped alien prisoner. ’ ’ You’ve spent more time in the Friend Zone than the Phantom Zone. ’ ’ I am not in the Friend Zone. ’ ’ Well… did you notice any of her/his other attributes? ’ ’ Tell me, what do you think makes her/him a hero? ’ ’ What can I get you? Or are you not allowed to drink and fly? ’ ’ I was surprised, you’re usually a little more glib. ’ ’ You said, tonight, you always build in fail safes. ’ ’ I would never barter a child’s life. ’ ’ I just can’t figure out why you did it. ’ ’ For the record, I care about everyone. ’ ’ You may have fooled this city, but I know you were behind this. ’ ’ Finally, something we can agree on. ’ ’ The fun is just beginning. ’ ’ Can you hack into hospital records? ’ ’ Easy-peasy, fresh and squeezy… ’ ’ You were really mad, at something else. ’ ’ You need to find, find that anger behind the anger. ’ ’ You let that thing get away. I thought you were on our side. ’ ’ It fought harder this time, harder. Faster. ’ ’ It’s like it knew you’d choose to save those people. ’ ’ Would you like me to call your mother a car? ’ ’ I am the sole survivor of my planet. ’ ’ You never get sick. That’s the best part about you. ’ ’ Bow your head when you approach me! ’ ’ Are you sure you want to do this? ’ ’ It’s time for us to be a family again. ’ ’ You’re gonna wish I’d died with the rest of them! ’ ’ But can you look me in the eye and tell me that you are prepared to kill? ’ ’ I’m very boring and really normal. ’ ’ So, um, I’ll just get out of your hair. ’ ’ You know, you guys could have told me. I can keep a secret. ’ ’ I know there’s nothing anyone can say to make you feel better right now. ’ ’ We are going to bring this thing in together. ’ ’ I’m not leaving you alone with that thing. ’ ’ That is not some anonymous alien you’ve brought in. ’ ’ You’re compromising the security of this entire operation. ’ ’ I would think you’d understand that better than anyone. ’ ’ It is what makes you a hero! ’ ’ That’s the difference between soldiers and heroes. ’ ’ You waisted your ammo. ’ ’ Without you, the world is a better place! ’ ’ Without me, you’d be dead! ’ ’ Please remember I would never try and hurt you. ’ ’ I hate a generic sports metaphor, but that interview was a touchdown. ’ ’ You wanna fight about it? ’ ‘ I have too much self-esteem to kill myself. ’ ’ I’m making stupid mistakes, like today. ’ ’ The public will forgive you, I promise. ’ ’ Ah, you do have a cell phone? Can I get that number, please? ’ ’ You think I wanna do this? It’s the only way to win. ’ ‘ I mean, that was terrible, but it was awesome. ’ ’ We’ve never saved anything together. ’ ’ I’ve dreamt of this moment. The two of us teaming up. ’ ’ Um, not exactly sure you have to tell them that. ’ ’ I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. ’ ’ This is it for me, this is my calling. ’ ’ The enemy has come in the guise of heroes. ’ ’ You don’t get a chair ‘cause you don’t work here. ’ ’ They have not left you, even in the face of death. ’ ’ You ever spend time inside a foster home? ’ ’ So just chill with the attitude, okay? ’ ’ How can you, of all people, say that? ’ ’ I know what you’re gonna say. I should have waited for you. ’ ’ You didn’t give me a story, you gave me a half-baked idea. ’ ’ I got the impression you didn’t want to spend time with me. ’ ’ So, I memorized that fake ID for nothing? ’ ’ I was shooting some hoops last night and hurt some ribs. ’ ’ My whole life, I have been a sidekick. ’ ’ I hate to break it to you, dude, but you don’t have superpowers. ’ ’ I have a black belt and you’re right, I don’t have powers. ’ ’ What do you have against a good old romantic comedy? ’ ’ Yeah, your punk rock phase was very strange. ’ ’ Are you slurring your words? ’
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