modernepimetheus

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[modernepimetheus]

literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.

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I hate the reincarnated soulmate trope in vampire movies. The only one that did it right was Dracula a.d. 1972 bc it’s his old enemy and they proceed to beat the fuck out of each other ON SIGHT as if no time had passed.

#vampires #dracula #REAL

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#art

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Fun fact about the underworld saga:

‘558 men who died under your command’ from The Underworld, combined with ‘43 left under your command’ from Ruthlessness, doesn’t add up to 600 men.

Which means that the guy who fell off Circe’s roof and died is canon to Epic the musical.

#epic the musical

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

#laughed

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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they hated her 4 her weirdgirl swag . they hated her because sh was straight up strange. they hated her because

#toshiko sato #torchwood #her <3

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#star wars

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

#the bible

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Imagine having Murder Family in this day and age where Abigail starts using internet slang and casually telling Will that Hannibal is serving cunt today and he’s just like “gross, let’s order pizza”

#hannibal

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I think an underappreciated element of Leia's character is that even after days or weeks of ruthless interrogation interspersed with torture, she still had the presence of mind to identify a feature of the Stormtrooper who barged into her cell that she could mock.

#star wars #leia organa

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

#fanfiction #me

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Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

#vampires #laughed

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Assigning the Doctors cat gifs I found

One:

Two:

Three:

Four:

Five:

Six:

Seven:

Eight:

War:

Nine:

TBC

#doctor who #cats

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you want me to get high? the thing that killed icarus?

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John used all his simussy in that line

#tma #cool art!