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When the guy you fell in love with and who doesn't wanted "a serious thing just seeing now and then and having sex" tells you that he fell in love with you.

But you already have "not a serious thing" with your work friend that gives you much more lovely vibes.

Karma bitch

#sex relationship #friends+ #not a serious thing #relationship

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Jungkookie only wants to know if you would date him, Jimin

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Yoongi, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots

Namjoon, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

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100% done with your shit, Viscount

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Grell: You got shot. Do you remember anything?

William: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Grell: That wasn’t an ambulance. I drove you.

William: But I heard a siren.

Grell: That was Ronald

Ronald: I won’t apologize for my blood phobia.

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Kid: Law just told me I have 4 days to live.

Killer: You’re sick?

Kid: No, he just doesn’t like me.

Law: I’m gonna fuck you up on Tuesday!

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Luffy: You’re a doctor! You are supposed to be kind and help people, not making children cry

Law: Don’t tell me how to live my life

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Shanks: You must be the ope ope no mi user. Can you help me with something?

Law: …ok

Shanks: *pulls out a bunch of severed arms in various states of decay* Which one do you think looks better on me?

Law: what

Luffy: I like the one with the red nails!

Kidd: Thanks, but could I have it back?

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Law: I have a plan.

Luffy: It can’t involve murder.

Law: I no longer have a plan.

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Law: Physically I'm here, but emotionally I'm unconscious, face down on a table at Denny's.

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“50 shades of dark circles under my eyes.”

— Law

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Law: Why can’t you just leave Dressrosa in peace?

Doflamingo: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?

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Doflamingo: I invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game.

Luffy, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Doflamingo: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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Luffy: Zoro, can you do me a favor?

Zoro: I would literally die for you, but go on.

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Wooyoung: You really know how to push all my buttons, do you?

Yeosang: I didn't mean to. I was just looking for 'mute'.

#ateez #ateez scenarios #ateez probably #ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #hongjoong #seonghwa #jongho #yunho #san #mingi #yeosang #wooyoung #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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Seonghwa: Think about people had a 30 seconds trailer so you know what you have to expect. We hadn't end up between these chaotics.

Yeosang: Even Wooyoung had a 30 seconds trailer I had still bought the whole movie.

#ateez #ateez scenarios #ateez probably #ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #seonghwa #hongjoong #wooyoung #yeosang #san #mingi #yunho #jongho #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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San: I've finally picked my bias.

Yeosang: Oh?

San: It's Wooyoung

Hongjoong: Wooyoung is in our group you genius.

San: He's still my bias

#Ateez #ateez scenarios #ateez probably #ateez incorrect texts #ateez incorrect quotes #san #hongjoong #yunho #jongho #yeosang #seonghwa #wooyoung #mingi #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes