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I found this image in my gallery soo imma just put this here!

I ended up with 5 of them☆

(Tofu, blue cheese, snails, coffee and raisins)

How many did you guys get? And what is it that you don't eat?(tags/comments)

#tipping my hat to people who arent picky at all #i could never #hoping that theyre telling the truth...

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Do you know that feeling of traveling away with a group you only somewhat know? Being only gone for the weekend and feeling more anxious about it than a 2 week trip. Because you going to do stuff you probably never have done for the whole day. Only being able to go to sleep at 10 and not being able to go to sleep because you have to wake up the next morning at 5 to do it again.

Like you have gone on trips longer than this but because your going to do stuff you've never done is more stressful.

<- me right now

I have gone on these camps/outings before but this one just got to me bad;^; ehh I survived the other few I can do it again

#kinda vent? #lol #idk what life is any more #delete later

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occasional posts from users

#lol #idk what life is any more

[misswifi]

I found this image in my gallery soo imma just put this here!

I ended up with 5 of them☆

(Tofu, blue cheese, snails, coffee and raisins)

How many did you guys get? And what is it that you don't eat?(tags/comments)

#lol #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #misswifi thoughts #food thoughts #food things #foodie #food #my polls #random polls #polls #misswifi.polls #fun polls #food poll

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guys im sick and i need to continue complaining about it bc im a complainer for LIFE<3

in my opinion its the stuffy nose. im forced to be a mouthbreather bro💔💔

#a stuffy nose! #especially if you are writing an exam that is 4 hours long #also if you are trying to sleep #random polls

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#<3 #me

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

Tumblr

#boop! #boop boop

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#wholesome #<3 #🥺

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Part 4

Now people you honestly expect me to write a 20 guide on how to do this...ha you'll have to wait a bit for that!

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Alright you thought a ritual was weird now there's suddenly a guide on how to do this ritual?

Stormy makes a pleased noise and says he actually needs to go get the book from the library across town...the library literally no one uses. Great!

You get ready by taking a quick shower and throwing on some clean clothes. You also get a small bag ready to hide Stormy in not wanting people to ask why you have a walking talking unicorn teddy.

Stormy just sits there on you kitchen top while you scramble to get ready. Motionless eyes staring you down.

Once you were ready to leave you kinda forced Stormy into the bag, with alot of protests coming from the tiny teddy.

There you set of on your journey to get this 20 step guide book from the library.

On the way the you suddenly see one of the friends that went with you to the fair.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

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Part 4

Now people you honestly expect me to write a 20 guide on how to do this...ha you'll have to wait a bit for that!

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Alright you thought a ritual was weird now there's suddenly a guide on how to do this ritual?

Stormy makes a pleased noise and says he actually needs to go get the book from the library across town...the library literally no one uses. Great!

You get ready by taking a quick shower and throwing on some clean clothes. You also get a small bag ready to hide Stormy in not wanting people to ask why you have a walking talking unicorn teddy.

Stormy just sits there on you kitchen top while you scramble to get ready. Motionless eyes staring you down.

Once you were ready to leave you kinda forced Stormy into the bag, with alot of protests coming from the tiny teddy.

There you set of on your journey to get this 20 step guide book from the library.

On the way the you suddenly see one of the friends that went with you to the fair.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

#lol #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #my polls #polls #random polls #story poll #tumblr polls #poll #story based poll #story based #short story #misswifi stories #??? i think #misswifi.polls

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Me an idiot go look in a mirror

your the only idiot i know

😋

It takes an idiot to know an idiot

#idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #irl friends

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i know who you are

and you know who I am

you stupid rubix cube❤

😨

Ruby when I find you Ruby... and when I find your account!

It'll be the end of you and your 'funny' jokes😈

/pos/silly

#irl friends #absolutely idiot right here👆 #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #this is why you dont tell friends about your accounts

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Part 3!!!

All I wanna say u guys are something else...but ritual it is! ( actually wrote this while listening to 'Lemon demon- FINE' on repeat. Which I think is ironic)

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Wtf!? A ritual???

You sit there in your with a shocked expression. Stormy stills stands the looking at you and suddenly your surroundings become eerie... is this real?

Stormy only stares at you without any movement. It freaks you out even more.

The scene feels like one out of a horror movie but... with a talking unicorn teddy. Is this what life has really come to?

'What kind of ritual are we talking about here...?' You ask with confusion written all over your face.

The only rituals you've ever seen were the ones where they summon evil creatures or something like that...

'You're making a joke right???' You ask meekly...

He tilts his head to the side as if to show a smile.

Part 1 / Part 2

#lol #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #my polls #polls #random polls #tumblr polls #poll #story based poll #story based #misswifi.polls #misswifi stories #??? i think

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Part 2!

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You instantly start spewing out questions left and right with you brain still half asleep.

'What kind of sick dream is this?' 'Have I finally lost it???' 'How the heck is this even possible??' 'Did I somehow get high while sleeping?'

Poor Stormy only looks at you with those motionless bead eyes. After a while you start to calm down, you and Stormy just staring at eachother.

Your brain is still trying to figure out what's going on. Luckily for you it seems as if Stormy read you mind.

Part 1 (pls go check it out!)

#lol #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #my polls #polls #random polls #tumblr polls #story based #story based poll #short story #story poll #misswifi.polls #misswifi stories #??? i think

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Back at it again.

Togami realizing, to his horror, he's made friends

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Okay soo I wanna try and make a story with polls!

Soo you guys choose the choice which you like the most and were gonna go on till we get an ending!!!(and maybe I'll post it on ao3...)

Soo lets start!

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Your at a fair with a bunch of friends and played one of the games to win a grand prize!

But you end up being soo bad that the poor person in charge of the game felt sorry and gave you a small unicorn teddy.🥲

You return home in you cramped little apartment totally forgetting about the lil teddy and get went to sleep. Only to wake up the next day with the teddy laying next to you... and it's speaking!?!?!

His name is Stormy. He said he is from another world and was forced fully change into this teddy that was sent to earth. Your the only way he can get back to his world.

#polls #my polls #tumblr polls #random polls #poll #story based #story based poll #short story #lol #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #misswifi.polls #story #misswifi stories #??? i think

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Yeah Joel? It's weird to prank someone else by building a statue of yourself in their base? Yeah? Yeah it's really weird to build a giant statue of yourself in someone else's base yeah? Makes them obsessed with you yeah? Anyway Joel you should watch empires s1 and 2

#ironic isnt it