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We ought to criticise the Dutch more, not sure on what yet, but there has to be something

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babygirl your sudoku solving skills are out of this world

#My friend slash husband be like #i love him your honor #i love him so much #he’s dear to me #on a level you wouldn’t understand

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YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD HAPPEN! SHOW US THE PINECONE!!

HI WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A BABY GOOSE

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"breakfast" a tma s5 animation thing

dawg can't even fry me an egg in this eyeconomy

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You mean to tell me that this man isn’t actually a fish? Wild.

i feel betrayed. Don’t hmu, I’m stricken with grief

I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:

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“You watch out for yourself, and nothing can touch you man”

Those bullets did. 🤨

You get tough like me and you don’t get hurt. You watch out for yourself, and nothing can touch you man.

- dallas winston the outsiders 1983

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Something gotta be real wrong with me for me to want to do this, BUT WHY DOES IT SOUND SO LOVELY

This is the dream, tho?

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OUR man

quick dump of MY man

him in a suit & tie

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My stretch goals got DESTROYED so I added MORE BIRDS!!

18 different backyard buddies are now available, get them and these criminal crow freebies on Backerkit now! https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/corviforms/backyard-birds-pins-more

#BIRDS #OMG BIRDS #i love birds #birdposting

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live footage of me waking up and seeing the word chassis again

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My malicious intent demands it

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

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I concur

in case y’all were unaware I’m a massive nerd- by the way Cole from Ninjago can moonwalk. Just throwing that out there- in case you care :)

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Rating quotes from my American friends!! This time on the show, my househusband reviewing the German musical Mozart!

“What is it with Europeans and having homoerotic lucid fever dream sequences about their rivals with a soundtrack?” 10/10 !! I don’t know what it is, it’s just a birthright!! and secondly

“Composes music only to have a bisexual fever dream about his rival” 10/10!! Life goals.

#mozart #antonio salieri #blog #exchange student #america is weird #memes #writers #quotes

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“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

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I did not sit through a year of AP inorganic chemistry to hear you take this joke seriously- that right there is no saturated fatty acid! It’s “not on the test”!

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question