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NARCOS | 2.02 | Cambalache “Get ready to get your balls snipped.”

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Pedro Pascal - TUWOMT (2022) Deleted Scene "Chit Chat"

#tummy #big ass wide ass shoulders

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There is supposed to be a place where no one can reach you. Traditionally, the home, but now we settle for the ocean, the airplane, the summit of a mountain, the middle of a lake, the shower, the womb, the grave

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FRIEND!!!!! i’ve been looking for your tumblr forever, i follow you on twitter cause i fell in love with your take on javier pena (i LOVE mia in that story as well) but couldn’t remember if i followed you on here or not…. i do. all of this to say that this place has been pretty shitty from the posts authors on here have put out, and i understand if you decide to stop sharing your works with us if it continues down this bleak path. but know that people out there love your works, as i do, and i can’t wait to jump into this new fic with the girthy age gap you so readily provide for us readers. much love and good vibes to you bud.

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thank you honey 🖤🖤

it has been super shitty lately. really fucking discouraging for everyone involved tbh. i appreciate you so much, though.

i have every intention to finish Dawn and continue with the new Joel fic, but if people, myself included, keep getting harassed and getting their work stolen, i don’t think this environment will be nurturing enough for writers to feel comfortable sharing their work.

bleak af tbh. i’m old, i’ve been in plenty of fandoms where things like this have happened before, so it’s not novel, but it is disappointing. especially considering the man this fandom revolves around— Pedro is legitimately sunshine incarnate…

ANYWAY, thank you so much for being here and being so lovely. it’s people like you who make us stick it out 🖤

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Is your new Joel fic also going to have a problematic age gap…

yup!!! no need to read it if that’s not your thing.

(in all seriousness not exactly sure how any of the age gaps i’ve written are “problematic” when all my ofcs are 25 or older but go off i guess)

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there really are few emotions i find more compelling in a story than "you should be afraid of me. please don't be afraid of me"

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991 i hav emerjenci

Wow, what an absolute dumpster fire, right? *gestures broadly* ↓Below the cut↓ are some specific things as a reader/mutual/friend/etc you can do that will make things a little better.

You come across someone posting/using someone else's work without express permission to do so:

INFORM THE ORIGINAL CREATOR/POSTER (OP) DIRECTLY ════════════════════════════════════════ ✧ Let OP know BEFORE you attempt to engage with the person on their behalf. ✧ OP will probably want to lay eyes on the situation, and, if the person stealing their work is tipped off, they might proactively block OP and/or remove posts before they can be verified as stolen. ✧ Do not harass the person who stole the work. It might be coming from a place of wanting to stick up for OP, but it ultimately doesn't help the situation.

OP is experiencing a hate brigade, nasty anons, or trolling over their fic:

PRIORITIZE ACTIONS AND BEHAVIORS THAT KEEP THE FOCUS ON SUPPORT FOR OP ════════════════════════════════════════ ✧ Reblog the fic in question with a glowing recommendation or just leave a comment under it expressing your appreciation for it. Both actions will boost the work in question as well as show direct support for OP. ✧ Reach out privately through DMs if you have that sort of relationship, or send a supportive message through asks. Keep it simple and short as they are probably overwhelmed with the shitstorm at certain points. ✧ Speaking up with a supportive comment or post for OP isn't necessarily a bad thing, but arguing back and forth with the trolls/hate brigade/etc. - even if you are doing it with intention to support OP - only fuels the fire, and some of them are doing it for the attention anyway.

OP seems down / isn't motivated to write / is expressing considerations of leaving fic writing altogether because of the current climate on this hellsite:

GIVE THEM THE SPACE OR TIME THEY NEED, BUT ALSO LET THEM KNOW THAT THEY ARE VALUED ════════════════════════════════════════ ✧ For the love of god please don't bombard them with asks about when xyz is going to be posted. This is a hobby for them, and they have jobs, families, and other life responsibilities that come first. Many would love nothing more than to sit and write all day, but that just isn't the reality for 99% of fic writers. ✧ Show their older works love, too. Many fic writers take the time to curate an organized masterlist of their works, and many have been writing for a while. There is a trove of wonderful content that can be read or re-read while you patiently wait for your fave to update. ✧ If you're waiting for an update on a specific fic, go back through the older chapters/updates and leave a comment saying you love it so much that you're coming back to visit older chapters while you wait to see what happens next in the story. I guarantee it will give them a boost of motivation for that story in particular. ✧ REBLOG AND COMMENT. Yes, do both of those things. I want you open up a fic you love and scroll down to the bottom where you can see likes, comments, and reblogs. I want you to look at the disparity between likes and comments/reblogs. Clicking a heart button is pretty much zero effort, and it comes across as such to many writers. It's not how Tumblr operates. This is a REBLOG site. That is how things make their way around. That is how posts get engagement. That is how other people can discover the fic writers you enjoy. Look, I even made a meme to show you what it feels like when after hours and hours of writing and editing you finally post a fic and then somebody only hearts it:

Even a simple "I loved this so much and can't wait to read more!" does wonders. A quick reblog that mentions your favorite part in the story is like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow for writers.

You come across people trashing a writer you like:

CONSIDER IF IT'S HELPFUL OR NOT TO ADDRESS IT ════════════════════════════════════════ ✧ People are allowed to have negative/differing opinions about things. If they are expressing their dislike, even in a nasty way, they are allowed to do so. ✧ If it is a genuinely harmful/disparaging conversation, look to see what sort of traction the conversation has. Sometimes it's better to just let something die down before it can even take off. Examples of genuinely harmful/disparaging conversation include but aren't limited to: accusing OP of something egregious without any evidence to support it, framing rumors/gossip they've seen about OP as factual, deeming them criminally or morally corrupt based off a personal opinion they have of OP/their works. ✧ Remember that while serious concerns (like the above point) might be good to share with OP, not every instance of negativity or hate needs to be brought to their attention. If it's just some random jerk on a different platform talking about how much OP's writing is amateur hour, you should probably just leave it be. OP is a person at the end of the day, and sometimes things can be more hurtful than helpful for them to see.

OP isn't acting / responding in a way that you like:

REMIND YOURSELF THAT THEY ARE JUST ANOTHER PERSON IN THE FANDOM AND ARE NOT AN INFLUENCER ════════════════════════════════════════ ✧ OP isn't in this fandom to be put on a pedestal (of course there are always exceptions, but I'm not talking about those people) and treated like an influencer. ✧ OP creates works in the fandom because that is how they choose to engage with the fandom. It is one of many ways that people can come together in a community and celebrate an actor/movie/series/etc. ✧ OP is not a content farm. They are writing and sharing because they genuinely enjoy it. They are not being compensated. They are not being endorsed by anybody or any company. They are a normal person trying to take part in a fandom they enjoy. ✧ OP is not obligated to address or comment on a situation, an interaction, discourse, etc. They are not an influencer and aren't equivalent to the parasocial relationships that influencers (aka people who make a living off the internet) have with their followers. OP is not required to "use their platform" for something. It's not a platform. It is OP's personal account where they engage and post in fandom. That is why it exists. OP is not some mega entity that has to speak on something because you demand or expect it.

OP blocked me:

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ════════════════════════════════════════ ✧ Listen, I know it can be hurtful/confusing if you are blocked, especially if it is a writer you really like. I guarantee you that it was not done out of spite and for no reason. ✧ Take a look at the circles you run in, the posts you like, the sort of comments you leave, etc. Many writers are quick to block these days because the climate of this hellsite is very charged and exhausting. If OP sees your username cropping up again and again in fandom drama or you liked a discourse post with a shitty take or your chummy mutual is going off the rails with some bullshit, you might just get caught up in the Block Party. ✧ Don't go through another channel/account to ask why you've been blocked. No, you aren't entitled to a reason. OP is allowed to protect their mental health and peace, and they don't owe anyone an explanation of why and how they choose to curate their experience on this hellsite. ✧ If you believe you were blocked by mistake (which, again, is very unlikely), just take the L, homie. I know that's not what you want to hear, but that's just how it is.

If you took the time to read this, share it, or just in general intend to apply it to your interactions, ✨thank you✨!

Here is a Pedro gif tax for your time and attention. 💜

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shameless reblog of my master with new additions 🙃

hi, hello - my name is sara and i write depraved things about pedro pascal characters. i'm not super into writing one-shots (love reading them tho) so all my stories are in series format. my DMs are always open, i love talking fics, pedro, tlou, narcos, and anything at all regarding men old enough to be my father.

happy reading, i appreciate you all tremendously <3

To the Light [ joel miller ]

"He was such a greedy fuck, when had that happened? What was it about her that had turned him into this… desperate, frenzied, fucking insatiable man that had stooped to the point of planning his entire day around getting a glimpse of her. It wasn’t just one thing, he knew that, rather it was an amalgamation of everything about her, everything he could see, everything he knew, and the large cavern of things he didn’t know, but wanted to so badly it ate away at him, like a virus, like fucking cordyceps, surging through his body and altering his brain chemistry, his ambitions and intent, so that it was just her, his sole focus was just her."

summary: Joel finds a young woman being held hostage by a group of men while he's out on patrol one day. He brings her back to Jackson, where she's given the opportunity to have something resembling a real life, for the first time. The two of them orbit around each other, destined to crash, if both of their reservations don't get in the way.

pairing: joel miller x ofc / f!reader rating: 18+ mdni word count: 96.8k (completed)

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Joel finds the love of his life lost in the woods.

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Dawn [ javier peña ]

"It had been wrong, back then, his feelings for her. He'd known that and that's why he'd never let anything happen between the two of them. But he'd always been weak. That first time he'd seen her after Richie had gone off to fight a war just as brutal and useless and the one he'd been fighting out in Colombia, that first time he'd really seen her— just a glimpse as she left the market, bag hoisted up on her hip, long, wavy hair bouncing behind her, shapely legs visible in that little yellow sundress that hugged her waist just right— he'd been a fucking goner."

summary: Javier Peña returns to his hometown after leaving the DEA. He doesn't want the undeserving praise everyone is trying to push on him, he doesn't really want anything at all, beyond a quiet life on his father's ranch, such a stark contrast to the atrocities he'd witnessed over the ten years away. But there's one familiar face that he can't seem to shake no matter how hard he tries.

pairing: javier peña x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 71.5k+ (ongoing series) - 9/11 chapters up a.n. first chapter of my new Javi fic is up! each chapter will be named after a Lana Del Rey song with a corresponding lyric (idk Javi is Lana coded to me). I hope you enjoy <3

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Javier Peña falls for his best friend's little sister.

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Nights Like This One [ joel miller ]

summary: Joel Miller is hired by an elderly woman to fix up her home. However, in the middle of the renovations, she dies and her daughter, Lily, moves from California to Austin to live in her mother's home. Joel continues to work on the house despite the two of them constantly butting heads. Tensions rise and the two are destined to crash whether they like it or not.

(Initially takes place pre-outbreak, story spans through outbreak day, all the way to 2023).

pairing: joel miller x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 3.1k (ongoing series) - 1/24 chapters up a.n. lol hi!!! i promise i will finish Dawn so very soon, and i know i just put out the To the Light one-shot, but I started drafting this the other day and i was too excited to wait so here's the first chapter! i hope you're all not sick of me at this point, because this fic is a doozy, i'm so excited to finally share it with you after it has lived solely in my head for the last five months.

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Joel Miller finds the love of his life right before the world ends.

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Sanctuary [ javier peña ]

"She glanced over at him, her lips hinting at a smile as his pretty brown eyes locked on hers. She wanted him to tell her something now, not that she had taken him here as a greedy means of give and take, even though that’s all their relationship was. Give and take. Just sex. If she couldn’t know his last name or why he had scars all over his chest, then she wanted to know what he thought was beautiful, what he thought was ugly, what existed in both spaces for him."

summary: Takes place after the third season-- Javier moves to San Francisco to escape what he'd witnessed in Colombia over the past several years. The DEA is desperate to get him down to Mexico to help take down the Guadalajara Cartel, but Javier isn't so sure he wants to continue down that path. His decision only becomes increasingly more difficult when he meets a bartender named Emma, whose commitment issues seem to mirror his own.

pairing: javier peña x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 93k (complete)

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Javier Peña meets his match in the form of a little bartender in San Francisco.

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#fanfiction #pedro pascal #ao3 fanfic #the last of us #tlou #joel miller #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller x reader #joel tlou #the last of us fanfiction #narcos smut #narcos #javi p #pedro pascal fic #javier pena smut #javier peña #javier pena x reader #javier pena fanfiction #javier pena narcos #narcos fic #narcos fanfiction #javier pena #javi peña #joel miller smut #joel the last of us #tlou fanfiction #tlou fic #tlou fanfic #the last of us hbo #the last of us fanfic

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JAVIER PEÑA’S HOTTEST MOMENTS

18. 71/139 votes → Javi being snarky

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This man in black and white! ❤️‍🔥🥵🔥🖤🤍🖤🤍

Reposted from @/the_one_pedropascal on IG, pics found on Pinterest.

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I hope you enjoy!! 🖤

Nights Like This One [ joel miller ]

summary: Joel Miller is hired by an elderly woman to fix up her home. However, in the middle of the renovations, she dies and her daughter, Lily, moves from California to Austin to live in her mother's home. Joel continues to work on the house despite the two of them constantly butting heads. Tensions rise and the two are destined to crash whether they like it or not.

(Initially takes place pre-outbreak, story spans through outbreak day, all the way to 2023).

pairing: joel miller x ofc rating: 18+ minors dni word count: 3.1k (ongoing 1/24 chapters up) a.n. lol hi!!! i promise i will finish Dawn so very soon, and i know i just put out the To the Light one-shot, but I started drafting this the other day and i was too excited to wait so here's the first chapter! i hope you're all not sick of me at this point, because this fic is a doozy, i'm so excited to finally share it with you after it has lived solely in my head for the last five months.

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Joel Miller finds the love of his life right before the world ends.

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Nights Like This One [ joel miller ]

summary: Joel Miller is hired by an elderly woman to fix up her home. However, in the middle of the renovations, she dies and her daughter, Lily, moves from California to Austin to live in her mother's home. Joel continues to work on the house despite the two of them constantly butting heads. Tensions rise and the two are destined to crash whether they like it or not.

(Initially takes place pre-outbreak, story spans through outbreak day, all the way to 2023).

pairing: joel miller x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 3.1k (ongoing 1/24 chapters up) a.n. lol hi!!! i promise i will finish Dawn so very soon, and i know i just put out the To the Light one-shot, but I started drafting this the other day and i was too excited to wait so here's the first chapter! i hope you're all not sick of me at this point, because this fic is a doozy, i'm so excited to finally share it with you after it has lived solely in my head for the last five months.

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Joel Miller finds the love of his life right before the world ends.

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#the last of us #joel miller #joel tlou #tlou #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 fanfic #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #the last of us fanfic #pedro pascal #the last of us fanfiction #the last of us hbo

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

#me with rhysand #I think about him 24/7

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ah thank you, my love 🖤

so glad you enjoyed it!

To the Light: hearth

"Joel grinned, eyes flickering over to Adeline. He'd wanted to give Vera a sibling since the minute Adeline recovered from giving birth to her. Adeline, on the other hand, wanted to wait until Vera was five. She thought that was a good age gap. Joel didn't care just as long as he got to fuck another baby into her, another, or five more, ten, he wasn't picky when it came to numbers."

summary: a little slice of life piece taking place five years after the events of To the Light. Joel is the best girl dad, Joel also wants to fuck another (10) babies into his wife. pairing: joel miller x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 4.2k a.n. hello my beautiful friends! To the Light got to 25k hits yesterday, so I wrote this little gift for you. I hope you enjoy! thank you so much for loving this fic <3

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To the Light: hearth

"Joel grinned, eyes flickering over to Adeline. He'd wanted to give Vera a sibling since the minute Adeline recovered from giving birth to her. Adeline, on the other hand, wanted to wait until Vera was five. She thought that was a good age gap. Joel didn't care just as long as he got to fuck another baby into her, another, or five more, ten, he wasn't picky when it came to numbers."

summary: a little slice of life piece taking place five years after the events of To the Light. Joel is the best girl dad, Joel also wants to fuck another (10) babies into his wife. pairing: joel miller x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 4.2k a.n. hello my beautiful friends! To the Light got to 25k hits yesterday, so I wrote this little gift for you. I hope you enjoy! thank you so much for loving this fic <3

see tags and warnings on AO3

Read on AO3

Fic playlist on Spotify

Read Part One of To the Light Series Here

#fanfiction #pedro pascal #ao3 fanfic #the last of us #tlou #joel miller x reader #joel tlou #the last of us fanfiction #joel miller #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller smut #tlou fic #the last of us hbo #tlou fanfiction #tlou fanfic #the last of us fanfic

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@swiftiscruff: FRIENDSHIP EXCHANGE -> Javi Peña in green for @dustydaddyyy

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Thank you so much for reading, my love 🖤

We’re so close to the end, but there’s still much for these two to figure out— I promise to wrap it up all pretty with a nice bow by the last chapter 😘

Also idk if even I saw Richie’s redemption arc coming, I kinda wanted to still hate him, but sometimes the characters do their own thing…

Dawn: Chapter Nine - Born to Die

"For once in Javier's life, there was no clear path laid out in front of him, there was only the blood-soaked road of his past, screaming at him, urging him to turn around and clean up his mess."

pairing: javier peña x ofc rating: 18+ mdni word count: 7.2k a.n. hello lovelies - i can't believe we're almost at the end of this fic. i feel like i've been slaving over and loving and fighting with these characters for so fucking long now, i'm going to miss them so much. i'm not sure when the next two chapters will be out, but thank you for sticking with me through my chaotic updating schedule. when this fic concludes, i have a joel/tlou fic i'm going to start that i'm really super excited about. more info on that here. ily all, hope you're happy and healthy <3

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