memeofsauron

[memeofsauron]

What brand of toothpaste do you use?

The one that is easiest to digest.

#ask #mouth of sauron #anon

[memeofsauron]

it takes more to make a king than a broken elvish blade 💕

[memeofsauron]

[memeofsauron]

Bilbo's sign, except tattooed right above my ass as a tramp stamp

[memeofsauron]

I’m sorry but this is all I could think about when I saw the quote ajsjfjdksks

#//I posted on all my other meme blogs today and didn't want to leave this babe out

[memeofsauron]

The mouth of Sauron x toothpaste moodboard?

Absolutely!! Yeah, he definitely needs some toothpaste! Toothpaste and the mouth of Sauron moodboard for you.

#reblog #q

[memeofsauron]

Why do you smile like that?

Like what?

#mouth of sauron #first ask! #anon

[memeofsauron]

You're welcome, Murazor

It is rightfully yours. Are they using it for anything? What would be the harm in returning it to you?

@kingaragornofmemes

Aragorn King of Gondor. I Murazor of Angmar, humbly request my throne in Angmar to be returned to me. And if you will. Independence from Gondor.

[memeofsauron]

I will be joining you

I cant believe he denied your polite request. You said even said humbly

@kingaragornofmemes

Aragorn King of Gondor. I Murazor of Angmar, humbly request my throne in Angmar to be returned to me. And if you will. Independence from Gondor.

[memeofsauron]

Yes, Master. You should have a form that is more suited to you than a giant flaming eye. 

Are you the one who keeps bringing back all the dead people?

Mahaha haha Mwahaha haha hehe *More Evil Laughter*

No. If I could bring back anyone I wanted to, from anywhere, Melkor would have returned.  

#shitmeme talk #sauron #[Mordu! I like it] #[Sauron is always right and you are creative]

[memeofsauron]

I would be happy to offer my services as well, Master. It’s about time you two sort out whatever this is that you have. 

Are you the one who keeps bringing back all the dead people?

Mahaha haha Mwahaha haha hehe *More Evil Laughter*

No. If I could bring back anyone I wanted to, from anywhere, Melkor would have returned.  

#shitmeme talk #sauron #[FIRST POST WOO]