melody-han-wayne

[melody-han-wayne]

we misbehave so much at galas it's a miracle anyone still invites us to them

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #damian wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #Stephanie brown #Barbara gordon

[melody-han-wayne]

I'm crying the GCPD are hiring bodyguards for their cops now

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #batfam oc #batfam rp #what even is the point of the gcpd anymore

[melody-han-wayne]

Great I moved out of the dorms at the beginning of the year but I'll ask my guardian if you can crash for a bit

I need to leave Gotham

[melody-han-wayne]

I come back to Gotham for the holidays only to find that Damian has grown twice my height and has a voice lower than a double bass 😭😭

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #batsis oc rp #damian wayne #I really am the baby of the family now #he's been MOCKING me ever since I set foot through the door

[melody-han-wayne]

I have no idea what that guy ever did to warrant the death penalty but go ahead, he's all yours

I'm implementing a new rule for the Bats. Effective today each vigilante is allowed to have ONE exception to the no-kill rule

[melody-han-wayne]

Do you want to come to Central?

I need to leave Gotham

[melody-han-wayne]

Almost forgot how much I hate attending Wayne galas 🥲

#batsis oc #chinese batsis #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #asian batsis

[melody-han-wayne]

'again'????

Is the world ending again? @amira-wayne-al-ghul @melody-han-wayne

[melody-han-wayne]

me to my brothers: stop flexing in the mirror, you look like an idiot

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #asian batsis #batfam oc #damian wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas

[melody-han-wayne]

One time Damian laughed at something Jon texted him and I panicked thinking he was high on Joker's laughing gas or something 😭😭

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #damian wayne #my second thought was that I was the one high on Scarecrow's fear gas

[melody-han-wayne]

alright who taught Damian 'your mum' jokes

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #damian wayne

[melody-han-wayne]

anyone who thinks Damian isn't the most internet famous Wayne kid is wrong

#dc comics #batsis oc #batsis rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #damian wayne

[melody-han-wayne]

Having lived at 1) Wayne Manor with 200+ siblings, 2) boarding school, 3) college and 4) back to Wayne Manor, all I can say is that I am absolutely looking forward to the day I get an apartment of my own

#asian batsis #chinese batsis #batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #Tim drake #Jason todd #Damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #Stephanie brown #polyglot #linguist #multilingual

[melody-han-wayne]

café date with Barbara :D

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #Barbara gordon

[melody-han-wayne]

the one who holds the most power in this family is Barbara because of all the blackmail material she has on everyone

#dc comics #batfam oc #batfam rp #batfamily #Barbara gordon #she has unglam photos of my very severe bedhead #taken while I was in ccu #I live alone in my dorm and conduct weekly checks to make sure there are no hidden cameras and stuff

[melody-han-wayne]

Two advanced degrees in linguistics and modern languages and I still can't figure out modern slang

#batsis oc #batsis rp #batsis oc rp #batfam rp #batfam oc #multilingual #linguist #polyglot

[melody-han-wayne]

Fantastic! I'll gather the clothes and when you're done I'll distribute them too. You just do what you need to do with the needle and thread, I'll take care of everything else

@florence-wayne-official Would you be interested in helping me with a project for charity?