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vegapunk’s “the world is going to sink into the ocean” announcement is adding credibility to the “the pluton is a submarine warship” theory… the Heart Pirates getting the Pluton could become a reality, in this essay i will…

(no but for real, i’m pretty sure the straw hats won’t use it cause the Sunny is the ship of dreams that will go around the world, so one of their allies or one of their enemies has to get it… and Law&crew were instrumental in helping both Zou and Wano… he is the person most knowledgeable about it after Robin and Frankie… the only other likely option i see is Wano using it to join the big battle at the end of the series, since they don’t have a fleet ready)

#chapter 1113 spoilers #one piece spoilers #egghead spoilers #pluton #trafalgar law #heart pirates #the brainrot is intensifying

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Summary:

Hobbytex? More like Hobbyflex. Kaidou was King of painting on velveteen. One thing that he wanted to achieve in life, other than death, was recognition for his hobbytex skills. It was no exaggeration to say that along the 12 steps of the programme that kept him sober and seemingly alive (not for want of trying to be unalive), that hobbytex also kept him on the straight and narrow, and he was proud of his work. Brain-addling fumes from the paints were a bonus. OR Kaidou tries his hand at the craft market.

There’s Law in there too! He might just keep the pirate crafter villains afloat. AND a wee touch of MarLaw, platonic LawBin, Black Maria/ Kaidou, and Queen and King (and mentions of Jack). Modern AU.

(This was for @crowbarsolo as a charity exchange in support of the people suffering in Palestine).

#Ooh putting this straight into my basket for future reading! #what an interesting setting #completely sold at MarLaw and LawBin

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This is what happened after Sabo got his powers right

Dragon is not amused

og pic here

#one piece #Sabo #monkey d dragon

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The 'accidental kinky' trope is one of my favorites tbh: (a little suggestive brainrot)

Recently I've stumbled over this innuendo

-"You really have nice hands"

-"Thanks, I knew you had good taste in necklaces"

Like. That's 100% Law coded.

As a surgeon, he would probably have a work brain focus on such details (if not developing an actual hand kink, but probably more of the aesthetic kind), so I can definitely see him halfmindedly dropping such a compliment.

But.

The necklace response would also fit. Law probably thinks he's doing a macabre joke with a hint of flirting, picturing an actual necklace made of hands. Not thinking too much about the asphyxiation innuendo at all. Feels smug about his own dark joke, whereas his opponent just short-circuits, because did that surgeon of death just--?

I picture Law as someone who doesn't know the extent of his charisma, just living his nerdy life. So he'd be flabbergasted if he finds out everyone besides the people that actually know him sees him as that mysterious, kinky flirt. It would absolutely put his self image of that dark, witty jester in shambles. He knows he's suggestive, but he severely underestimates the effect he has.

#one piece #trafalgar law #accidental hand kink #melan's brainrot

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The man will never get peace lmao

It’s Law manhandling hours 🕒

#one piece #trafalgar law #donquixote corazon

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given sabo’s reputation and bounty do you think the topic of the revolutionaries ever comes up among goa royalty and nobility. do you think they ever clap outlook on the shoulder and go wow that flame emperor sabo boy sure is a handful. seems like an extra insult that he shares the same name as your dead son 😔 and outlook, didit, and stelly all look at each other like

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it’s literally endlessly fucking funny to me how certifiably insane post timeskip sabo is about his brothers. he remembered who luffy and ace were and they immediately rocketed to #1 on his priority list with absolutely no contest. he devotes himself to being an older brother with the same fanatical obsession that he’s been using to lead revolutions and luffy is so used to ‘older brother’ meaning ‘guy who has attached a significant portion of his self worth and meaning in life to you’ that it fully doesn’t even register as weird to him. he manages to secretly make luffy a vivre card and luffy acts this is reasonable rational behavior!!! just normal older brother shit for them to be fully neck deep in your business without ever mentioning it!!!! cannot believe they ever managed to make us think sabo was the normal rational one. what the fuck lmao

#all in all he probably still is the most sane one of the bunch #while simultaneously being the most unhinged mf on the planet lmao #but that's exactly why I adore him so much #he's like hannah montana and got the best of both worlds #blond locks included

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This is so adorable - - -

Penguin’s been hit by some sort of devil fruit user. 

He’s not sure who it was— there was chaos during the height of the fighting, and with five crews involved, he’s just lucky his own group wears matching outfits. 

But he’s been hit by a devil fruit and now he’s TINY and LOST.

He’s about tontatta size, from what he’s heard about them from Law. But he’s clearly not got their incredible strength or speed. Instead, after being hit and transforming, he found himself veritably flung through the air in the chaos and landing on a ship. 

But not HIS ship.

It takes a moment to recognize it, but Penguin connects the dots when he sees the gargantuan skull outfitted across the front. This is the ship of the Kid pirates, and he’s managed to find himself smack in the middle of the deck. 

Shit.

Perhaps the worst part is that the kid pirates are JUST BOARDING as he tries to scurry toward the gangplank, and like. They were enormous to him when he was a NORMAL size. Now he’s one bank note tall and Wire could squish him under one heeled boot.

And sure, they used to have an alliance and the feelings of camaraderie from that might not be totally dead but but they’re certainly not STILL on the same side and Penguin very much doesn’t want to try his luck getting any of their attention.

So between trying to stay out of sight and out of boot stomping range AND realising that the only exit he can find is impassable for someone of his size, he ends up instead accidentally veering into the belly of the ship. 

Hahahaha shit.

The Victoria Punk is lavishly decorated in comparison to the Polar Tang’s surgically clean interior, full of hanging tapestries and drapes and gaudy bright colours. 

Penguin just needs somewhere to hide to think out his next move, so he ducks through the first open doorway.

It’s a bedroom and it’s a mess. Patterned clothing litters the floor, a dresser with each drawer pulled out, and a HUGD bed swaying from the ceiling. It smells like the small window has never been opened, but that could be because Penguin is at eye level with all the laundry.

The laundry that he lunges under as the door is suddenly thrown fully open. 

So much for time to think. 

It’s to his horror that he watches the man slam the door behind him and throw himself onto the bed before TAKING OFF HIS MASK. 

Fuck. Shit. This is Killer’s room.

And Penguin has now seen his face. 

Fucking shit fuck. Killer is going to, well, kill him. He’s a dead man walking. 

And the worst part of it all is that, although Killer's now laying on his back and Penguin can only see his legs hanging over the side, Killer’s face is HOT.

That’s just. That’s not fair. 

Penguin takes a deep (quiet) breath to collect himself. He’s buried under a polka dot shirt, peeking out from between two buttons. Looking around, there’s a crack beneath the door that he could wiggle through, but it wouldn’t be inconspicuous.

He probably couldn’t scale the wall high enough to reach the window and he doesn’t know if it opens. 

His best bet MIGHT be to just wait however long until Killer leaves again, but there’s no telling how long that will be and Penguin doesn’t want to risk the boat leaving.

Fuck. What does he do if the BOAT LEAVES? 

Nope. No catastrophising. Penguin re-centres. Maybe there’s mouse holes somewhere around the base of the room? 

Peeking out from the shirt, he scans carefully around the room. The only possible spot is directly under the dresser, which—

A chill goes up Penguin’s spine and he swallows as he becomes keenly aware of a pair of eyes trained on him. 

He looks up up up and makes eye contact with. Killer. 

Once again, he does have to take a moment to appreciate that Killer’s face seems to be chiseled by a god. Not fair.

The look Killer is giving Penguin is one of mild intrigue. He’s sitting up on the bed, and Penguin curses the fact that he’s probably got some sort of haki that gave him away. 

Killer leans forward and Penguin feels like a mouse being stalked by a cat.

“Hey,” says Killer. The massacre solder. The massacre solder is talking to him. 

“Uh,” says Penguin. “You’re hallucinating.” 

Killer blinks at him and for a moment Penguin thinks he might believe him, but then, quick as shit, Killer lunges forward, reaching out—

And wrapping one (large) hand around both the shirt and Penguin, as Penguin squeaks like the mouse he apparently is. 

“Pretty real for a hallucination,” Killer says, and for one terrifying moment Penguin thinks he’s going to be crushed in his grip when it tightens around him.

What a way to go. 

But then Killer is disentangling him from the shirt he’s in and picking him up by the scruff of his boiler suit to dangle him mere inches in front of Killer’s face. 

Killer frowns. “I know you,” he says. 

“Nope!” says Penguin.

“You’re that Heart Pirate,” says Killer. 

“…lucky guess from the outfit,” Penguin says. 

“…Penguin,” Killer says after a moment’s pause. 

“Well that’s not fair, it’s on my hat,” grouses Penguin, crossing his arms. 

Then he uncrosses them. “Please don’t kill me,” he says.

Penguin has gone through too much in life to consider himself above begging. 

Killer blinks at him. “Why would I do that?” 

Penguin squints. “Because I’ve seen you without your mask?” 

Killer blinks again. Then he stifles a snort. “I don’t care about that shit.”

“You… don’t?”

 Killer lightly shakes him and Penguin shrieks a little. 

“Nah, all of Wano has seen my face. I wear it because I don’t want to lose an eye in close range fights. I’m not sacrificing depth perception.” 

Huh. 

“Well good because you’re beautiful,” Penguin says.

Then he slaps his hand over his face. How many times has Law complained about his lack of filter? 

Killer, when Penguin looks at him again, looks… delicately amused. “Bold words from someone six inches tall,” he says. 

“Not my fault,” Penguin says. “Devil fruit in the fight.”

Killer nods. He considers. He swings Penguin up and suddenly Penguin is sailing through the air and landing on his shoulder. He digs his nails into the blue fabric in desperation as he starts to slide. 

Killer doesn’t seem to mind, though. He stands up, pats Penguin on the head like he’s a pet of some sort, and leaves the room. 

Riding on Killer’s shoulder the world goes by VERY fast. 

Killer goes deeper into the ship, opening a door at the very end of a hallway to find Kid. The fucking captain. Oh man.

“Hey Kid,” Killer says. “We set off yet?” 

“Yeah dumbass,” Kid says. “Can’t you feel it?” Then he narrows his eyes. “You got a rat on your shoulder?” 

Penguin is insulted. If anything he’s a mouse. 

“This is my little guy,” Killer says. He pats Penguin again.

Penguin is just now taking in what Kid said. “Wait you already LEFT?” he shouts. 

“Your rat TALKS!” Yells Kid. 

“You need to wear your glasses,” says Killer. “Also, can you den den the Hearts and tell them we have one of theirs?” 

“Fuck no, I’m not talking to that bastard again.”

Killer gives him a flat look. “Den den or I’m not cooking you more cabbage pie.” 

“I’m the captain, you can’t order me around.” 

They begin a stare-off that Penguin is beginning to think is a normal part of their routine. 

“…Fucker. Fine,” Kid says. “I’ll tell them we’re dropping that CREATURE off at the next port.” 

“That we’ll wait for them on the next island, yes,” Killer says as he leaves the room. 

Well. That’s a relief. Probably. Penguin once again feels like he’s sailing through the air as Killer heads back down the hallway.

He very quickly finds himself as a sort of. Mascot to the Kid pirates. For a week, everyone eyes him like a pet, tries to feed him scraps of food, and do the “two finger pet” down his back as Killer has suggested. 

He stays, for the most part, attached to Killer’s shoulder.

A week in, he wakes up in the middle of the night feeling VERY nauseated. 

Then, he realises that he is VERY big. Or, average big, really. And he’s laying directly on top of Killer. He doesn’t have enough time to freak out, though, because Killer blinks himself awake.

He looks down at Penguin, sprawled on his chest, and throws an arm over him. 

“Hey little guy,” he says. Then he squeezes him once and goes back to sleep. 

Penguin does too. 

It’s nice.

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BG3 & One Piece clothes swap art trade with the exceptionally amazing @kimboltart :D

Inspired by that one Road to El Dorado screencap 🫶

#Omg #The thing I didn't know I needed but definitely did - - #this is hilarious #absolutely love it #it fits so perfectly

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I have another au idea :)

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ASL headcanons regarding food

-the more food, the better (obviously)

-Ace loves spices, but 'secretly' has a kitten tongue (Sabo teases him relentlessly). He still shovels anything in the second it drops on his plate, trying to force his mouth to build resistance (it's futile, but Ace is a stubborn man).

-Sabo has a stomach of steel, he prefers his dishes at the most gut wrenching level of spicy. If his eyes don't water it didn't scratch the itch, so he sometimes comes up with the vilest combinations.

-Luffy eats everything. Even if he knows he will suffer later. Sabo always tells him not to, but Luffy sees it as a challenge, wanting to eat the same things as the other two.

-needless to say, due to their chaotic habits and upbringing, they somehow managed to build up quite the resistance to various things, some poisons included. While Luffy and Ace just "fucked around and found out" in the wild, Sabo trained himself on purpose.

#one piece #asl trio #monkey d. luffy #sabo #portgas d ace #melan's brainrot

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Hide and seek!

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Penguin: You can't be serious! That's it, we're settling this. Here and now!

Shachi:Oh? You're on! If you lose you have to admit I'm right!

Penguin: Bold of you to assume you stand a chance, I'll make you eat your words!

Shachi: Eat THIS instead!

*an arm wrestling match ensues*

Sabo: Should we settle our earlier dispute like that as well?

Law: Are you insane? I'm never going to arm wrestle you!

Sabo:Aww, don't be like that, dear. Or are you too chicken to try? Afraid you'll have to admit I wasn't being reckless at all?

Law: Don't be ridiculous, you perfectly know you were. I just like to keep my hands functioning, thank you very much. Your grip strength is absurd!

Sabo: *jesting* So you admit it?

Law:.... I hate you.

Sabo: Ahahaha, no you don't. You love me~

Law:.... FINE.

#one piece #trafalgar law #sabo #one piece shachi #one piece penguin #sabolaw #lawbo #pensha #shapen #heart shenanigans #melan's brainrot

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*dragging Ace into the infirmary*

Law: "Phoenix-ya, can you check on him? I can't deal with this today."

Marco: "But wasn't last time my turn as well? It's your boyfriend, after all."

Law:"I had to patch up Eustass-ya and Strawhat-ya today, that was already enough lunacy for this week . Also, he's your family member!"

Ace: "Uhm.. guys? It's not that bad, I don't even need to be here--"

Marco: "Cut the crap and sit yourself back down!"

Law: "Yes, you do! Stop being so reckless!"

*continued bickering*

20 min later

Ace:"Thanks, Chopper, I'm feeling just like new! Still don't get why they're always making such a big deal out of this, though..."

Chopper:"Ehehe, I'm not happy or anything, at all!! Well, they just care a lot about you. When they realize I patched you up they'll be pissed."

Ace:"How so? It seemed to me more like they didn't want to deal with my clumsy ass..."

Chopper:"It's rather they respect each other and don't entrust anyone else with this. Would you rather see them fighting over who gets to patch you up?"

Ace: *thinks for a second, then shudders* "Nope, I'm good!"

#one piece #trafalgar law #marco the phoenix #portgas d ace #acelaw #lawace #tony tony chopper #melan's brainrot #bickering is caring

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“He’s got an ace up his sleeve”

#one piece #trafalgar law #acelaw #lawace #fire fist ace #they're so dear to me