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Okay guys, I’m officially bored. I’ll keep this blog up but I’m not running it anymore. Catch me @mambypamby here on tumblr or on insta at transsolo. ✌🏻✌🏻

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INTPs who asked, here’s a stereotype of you. 

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Homeostasis

Me in the summer: "I'm more of a winter person tbh" Me in the winter: "I'm definitely a summer person jfc" What I mean: "I am unable to maintain homeostasis please help me"

#me #rambles #but seriously #zero homeostasis happenin here #help

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INFJ's Scoring System

INFJ: "I used to have a notebook that I would use to write down points when my crush interacted with me." INTP: *laughing* "Yeah?" INFJ: "One day my crush said hi to me first." INTP: "Wow, that must've been like 5 points, right?" INFJ: "Actually, it was like fifty..."

#poor INFJ #lonely child #mbti #INTP

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Gal Pals

(INTP and INFJ are at goofing off at Spencer's Gifts after a date) INFJ: "I'll pay with cash and put the remaining balance on my card." INTP: *casually slides cash across the counter* INFJ: "I had money in my account." Cashier: "What are friends for, right?" INTP and INFJ: *side glances* INTP: "Yep, just some gal pals doing gal pal things." Cashier: "Gal pals?" INTP: "We're the best of gal pals." INFJ: *laughing* "The BEST."

#infj #intp #mbti #gay agenda #spencersgifts

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There are a lot of people that reblog multiple posts of mine and I'm really flattered that you guys like my shitposts enough to have them on your blogs

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*casually finds out everyone's MBTI type so I can manipulate them and TAKE OVER THE WORLD*

#mbti #yes #come to me #tell me your secrets

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Cognitive Functions

Boss: "I'm an ISFP haha but I border on ESFP." INTP: "C...c....cog-" Boss: "What was that?" INTP: "COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS"

#isfp #mbti #intp #seriously though she's definitely an isfp

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Kinetic Ventriloquism

INTP: *makes a noise that sounds like it's across the room* INTJ: "Did someone just fall?" INTP: "It was me. I'm a kinetic ventriloquist." INTJ: "Isn't that just a poltergeist?"

#I come up with words for words that already have words #that was a mouthful #intj #mbti #intp

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INTP Feels an Emotion

INTP: *is single and unfazed about it* Everyone else: "Omg you must be so lonely, you should find a boyfriend, can't you openly display your emotions?, why are you so cold???" INTP: *is smitten* Everyone else: "Are you sure you like them for the right reasons? Is it really worth sacrificing the friendship? You're probably just trying to fill a void."

#??? #uhh #intp #mbti #relationshipping is so hard?

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BIG REVEAL. I...look basically like how y'all described.

#intp #stereotypes #mbti #lgbt #aliens

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When someone online says they're INTP, what do you assume they look like? I'll reveal my appearance later to SHATTER YOUR OPINIONS, LOSERS.

#intp #stereotypes #mbti #gimme them opinions

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Se is NOT in my function stack and I am legally blind without my glasses.

Trend confirmed!

i think ive found a trend in myers briggs!!! its a long shot i know but–reblog this if ur an se user and u can see things 👀

#🤓 #mbti #shitpost #extraverted sensing

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Fellow INTP: *describes their SUPERIOR MINDS with pompous technological jargon* Me: "Haha yeah so I'm basically an emotional catastrophe bundled up in an awkward flesh prison, just kinda bumbling around looking for my phone charger...speaking of which..."

#intp #mbti #y'all gotta chill

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A watched clock never boils

#rambles

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A relationship is like reading a Stephen King novel. I’m curious to see how things will play out but also fully expect an unsatisfactory conclusion.

An INTP (via mbti-rationals)

#¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It has occurred to me that reading Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark as a child was the beginning of my Edgar Allen Poe obsession

#nostalgia #edgar allan poe #scary stories to tell in the dark #rambles