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doing lockpicking lawyer shit to his pussy

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Israel is continuing its trend of kidnapping Palestinian doctors with the purpose of torturing, humiliating, and ultimately murdering them. Every doctor killed means dozens or hundreds more will die due to lack of care.

Israel also aim to break the spirit of Palestinians by subjecting people to horrific tortures and publicizing it. They want people to be afraid. They underestimate the resolve of the Palestinian people.

Edit: I want to clarify that Dr Al-Bursh was kidnapped by Israel in December of 2023 and his death was confirmed by Israel on April 19 2024. This was originally posted May 1, 2024, and has been getting a lot of attention in the weeks since then, so I wanted to make sure the timeline was 100% clear

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Me getting my weekly Q

#gardening #q #girls who smoke weed

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"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

#me when senshi got stepped on by the red dragon #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi

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it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer

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Cheat code: Bottom surgery

Having balls is crazy, why the hell do I have an exposed weak-point like some video game boss? Who designed this? Shigeru Miyamoto? How is it I’m a 6”6’ guy and a grazing hit to the groin will leave me on the floor in pain. Terrible design. Women do not have such flaws. That is why they scare me.

#196 #trans #bottom surgery

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An elderly man feeds 25 super hungry raccoons.

(Source)

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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Ive spent less than a year on this app and I still hate my dad but I am now also a freaky nasty, thank you tumblr

Sometimes I wonder why Im so mentally ill, then I have a comversation with my dad

#mental illness #girlfailure

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At what point does it stop being gender non-conforming and start being ugly? In this essay I will...

#mental illness #girlfailure #transfem #enby #gender #mental health #trans

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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All these alveolicels forcing their freshairpilled healthmaxxing down my throat when id rather be choking on cock or a blunt

guys i need you to realize that smoking ANYTHING will cause damage to your lungs. inhaling smoke is just inherently bad for you im sorry.

#mental illness #shitpost #transfem #girlfailure #gender #enby #mental health #grindr

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genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

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Putting the NUT in Nutella rn busting oh so gracioisly

#shitpost #shitposting #mental illness #gender #mental health #enby #transfem #girlfailure #grindr #trans