maigetheplatypus57

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just a very small bean man today

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #hermitcraft #he is 9cm tall... #cute!!! #also just really love the shoes for some reason? i think im just jealous lol

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Cuntiest defense attorneys to ever serve

#maige's reblogs #ace attorney #oh hell yeah #cute!!!

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rip victor nikiforov, you would've loved the word "cunty" 😔

#maige's reblogs #yuri on ice #he so would #'american announcer voice' and with YOUR help we can MAKE him say it!

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did i just fully fucking hear a country cover of a dear evan hansen song on the radio AT WORK. HELLO. WHAT

#maige's reblogs #ok but why does the cover GO SO HARD WHAT #this is incredible rip to op for hearing it while working at petsmart though dhklfdsklhfka

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I fucking love the mcyt crackship brackets dude it's so much fun I cannot wait for the next ones (I have suggestions)

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #lol #ethoboo has taken over my life. #i cannot escape it #there are THEMES in my brain around them. THEMES.

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behold

(with assistance from @hecksee)

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #lol #i love this so much #is the tommyinnit on snl like. the guy himself on snl or is it a skit On tommyinnit #like the cast and crew do a thing making fun of some british youtuber for doing a tour in america #or is that based on whichever happens first

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Guys what the fuck is this. why is there an hourglass on my likes???

#tumblr #maige's posts #im so confused #but also holy shit i have almost 300k likes on here this better not mean im losing them all or something

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brb gotta rewrite my entire fucking divorceverse because captainsparklez just canonized that he’s not only breedable but currently pregnant. i can’t keep defending this man

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #sdmp #<- im assuming #theres something i want to add to these tags but itd be funnier to send in an ask instead

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i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”

#maige's reblogs #oh my god i found it. yeah. yeah... #maige's inspirations #feeling this rn #but also Hilarious that i had to scroll through op's star wars blog to find it bc. yeah that tracks.

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Pour one out for #dream smp.

#maige's reblogs #dsmp #sighs. yeah

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Hiiiii guys please vote Ethoboo in the @the-mcyt-crackships-brackets for me pretty pls 🥺👉👈

Obligatory disclaimer that I am not an Ethogirl (...yet) and I've never watched any of his videos... but Ethoboo was sooooo appealing I just had to draw it

Tags that inspired this under the cut (ty ESPECIALLY to @tjodity for planning propaganda with me on discord. amazing we found each other queen <3)

#if they go into the next round i'll post the 700 words of fic of how they got into this situation cmon guys plsssssss

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Fight mode! 😤

#maige's reblogs #hetalia #cute!!!

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#yuri on ice #cute!!! #maige's reblogs

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you’re so real for being a bench trio shipper. I’ve been a tubbo/tommy shipper for the past three years and I enjoy beeduo and bench duo stuff from a distance. People who like it as a work are so talented and creative with it but it’s also nice to throw some shippy stuff in there and DSMP fics are much more geared to the former. Keep following your truth

Honestly I can't claim to be a super hardcore benchtrio shipper, it was less of a "i wanna see them kiss" decision and more of a "I'm so hungry for benchtrio I could eat dirt" moment that turned into "if i skim over specific parts that bore or squick me out I can still enjoy this" but yeah it's been fun slowly letting myself read more shippy fics and not limit myself solely to the qpr or platonic tags. I definitely don't mind ppl who ship them anymore, it's just two years of reading fics in a majority platonic fandom have made me realize that what I prefer from ship fics is more funny/cute kid fics or dramatic plots with interesting dialogue rather than 3k words of overly descriptive make out sessions or cuddling or slow burn pining. It's been a process man but I'm having fun figuring it out

#maige's posts #maige's answers #ask to tag bc i dont feel like letting this show up in fandom or shipping tags #no shade to you howdy live your truth as well #that post was just less on my personal feelings over shipping and more 'no matter what i feel im not letting fears over hypothetical #assholes harassing me stop me from Exploring those feelings or specific 'banned' character dynamics' #like i dont Love shipping bench. but im not restricting myself from reading stuff that ships them anymore #if that makes sense

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fine. i kissed the guy on campus who looked like tommyinnit and pretended it was him. is that better.

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #lol #damn thats crazy. wonder why it's phrased like there was a first part that didnt get posted bc it wasnt deemed relevant enough. #that'd be crazy if it were real though. damn.

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#maige's reblogs #helpful!

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im hunting americans

#maige's reblogs #lol #it either has to be an in n out cheeseburger without the tomato OR a wendys baconator jr no execptions