lusciousmalfoy

[lusciousmalfoy]

Look at my wife. She’s perfect in every way.

#lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy rp

[lusciousmalfoy]

Is this news fake, sir?

FAKE NEWS. I’m very much alive and as sexy as ever.

#ask #lucius malfoy

[lusciousmalfoy]

Lord Baldy was highly jealous of my hair. Had a bit of an obsession with it.

Also, I’m smiling but his breath was horrendous. I once gifted him a toothbrush but, unfortunately, he didn’t take the hint.

#lucius malfoy #voldemort #jason isaacs

[lusciousmalfoy]

Merry Christmas, you filthy muggles.

#lucius malfoy #harry potter

[lusciousmalfoy]

I’ve been hearing that there will be a Hogwarts reunion soon. Hmmm. I’ve been rather bored lately. I might go just to see who hasn’t aged as well me.

#lucius malfoy #harry potter #hogwarts

[lusciousmalfoy]

Oh no did you burn yourself?

Yes, I did. A few profanities were spewed. Luckily, I’m fine.

[lusciousmalfoy]

I must say you do have quite fine hair. I’ve just relocated to London and I must ask who does your hair?

I do, don’t I? I never give away that information. ;)

[lusciousmalfoy]

Ok but I love u

Ok but who doesn’t?

#ask #lucius malfoy

[lusciousmalfoy]

Hi sir I was wondering if you ship Drarry?or Dramione?or do you care about your son's relationships at all?

I’m afraid to ask what Drarry and Dramione is. Of course I do. What kind of relationships are you talking about?

[lusciousmalfoy]

Hello, my name is Leah. I am new here! How are you doing today?

Aside from spilling tea on myself this morning, not too shabby.

[lusciousmalfoy]

What’s the most romantic thing you’ve done for Narcissa lately?

I remembered to put the toilet seat down this morning. Is that romantic?

#ask #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #lucissa

[lusciousmalfoy]

You have a nice voice

#ask #lucius malfoy

[lusciousmalfoy]

Do wizards have designer brands that they buy their clothes from? Or do you get everything made specifically for you

We do. However, those brands aren’t up to my standards. Cissa and I get all our clothing custom-made.

Only the best for us.

[lusciousmalfoy]

What's your favorite spell?

I’m partial to Avada Kedavra.

#ask #lucius malfoy

[lusciousmalfoy]

I am god

Loki, is that you?

[lusciousmalfoy]

I know you have all missed my presence on here.

I’ve been busy doing Malfoy things.

#lucius malfoy

[lusciousmalfoy]

do you like cats?

I did until one ripped a chunk of my hair off when I was 12.

#ask #lucius malfoy