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lurking-underneath · 20 days
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Shit @composer-of-chaos has said that makes me want to die: a masterpost
- [ ] “I have nipple hair”
- [ ] “Not my best nut but it’s not the worst”
- [ ] “It was the Adler where I saw large Nathaniel”
- [ ] “Eggs are amazing you scoundrel”
- [ ] “I have a great relationship with my mother thank you very much”
- [ ] “Shut up seasoning user”
- [ ] “I don't have the money for oil go sell you body and I will /j”
- [ ] “Shadow the hedgehog the video game is legal”
- [ ] “The Minotaur always has it, we just never see it hard”
- [ ] “Those words make my brain go smooth and my mouth go yay”
- [ ] Would (to a furry)
- [ ] “Sonic cucked sonic”
- [ ] “Sally acorn was designed to be attractive”
- [ ] Not knowing what popcorn ceilings are
- [ ] “Someone put a metal gear solid reference in my porn last night and I am not a happy camper”
- [ ] “Imagine 30 men tap dancing towards you menacingly to the tune of my little pony”
- [ ] “I’m going to wear your skin as a coat if you don’t shut up”
- [ ] “I wanted to know my max. It was seven in like 1hr”
- [ ] “I couldn’t piss right for a week”
- [ ] “You’re a woman, it cancels out” (pockets)
- [ ] “Yo, can’t wait to see clarisse wet”
- [ ] “She should’ve been in a white Tshirt”
- [ ] “The oracle in the attic counteracts the children in my basement”
- [ ] Q: do you know what a group of rabbits is called?/zachs A: an orgy?
- [ ] Didn’t know who Kanye West, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, OR Whiz Kalifa was
- [ ] “That is a breedable fish, okay”
- [ ] Tagging me in a post of a cum filled green MnM plushie
- [ ] “How do you think Percy Jackson’s flesh tastes?”
- [ ] “Do you think he’s wearing underwear”
- [ ] “So he’s just raw dogging it in the same room as the triforce of wisdom”
- [ ] “I’d recommend putting a pipe bomb up your anus”
- [ ] “That means I’d be with clarisse (that’d make her your sibling) ayeee”
- [ ] “Hear me out on these fan designs”
- [ ] Made a Twitter acc for porn
- [ ] “I want silver to give me head”
- [ ] Reading fanfics in class
- [ ] Him bullying our teacher for no reason
- [ ] Would (to joltik)
- [ ] “It was designed to be fucked”
- [ ] “Sonic has canonicaly been inside shadow”
- [ ] “Sonic and hooters have collaborated before”
- [ ] “Amy canonicaly shaves her cunt”
- [ ] “He said every night he’ll come to you, I’m not lying”
- [ ] “Silver has dedication to who he busts to”
- [ ] “Leaving drink unattended without a coaster is a serious crime akin to murder in both sonic and blazes dimensions”
- [ ] “People fear giant spheres it's science”
- [ ] “What do you call a kid with a heart defect? (What?) little seizures”
- [ ] “In the green month, you segregated the crayons”
- [ ] “My favorite genre is abuse”
- [ ] “Riptides a girl? Well.. I’m just saying it’s a nice looking sword.”
- [ ] Tagging me in a post where rigby (regular show) said necrophilia was okay
- [ ] “I want someone to treat me like a dog”
- [ ] “Imagine getting railed at the speed of light god I wanna fuck sonic.”
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lurking-underneath · 1 month
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Too controversial. Blocked.
Linked Maze
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lurking-underneath · 2 months
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Every so often this post falls out of the filing cabinet that is my mind
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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
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lurking-underneath · 2 months
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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lurking-underneath · 3 months
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Hi
Die /j
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lurking-underneath · 3 months
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YIPPEE!!
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@lurking-underneath
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lurking-underneath · 4 months
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THANK U MAMA K WE LOVE YOU
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thank you karlach for once again providing us with heat when we need it!!! 🔥
hello!!! it has been a while!!! sorry for the inactivity, i promise i'm still planning future comics LOL i've just been finishing up with comms + taking a small breather!! but i missed drawing these girls so much DSFIUHDIUDSHS
also!! THANK YOU GUYS FOR +3K FOLLOWERS!! this blog hit that number a little bit ago and is actually on it's way to 4k which is... insane to me 😭 please take this silly comic as a thank you!! and i hope to continue making silly doodles in the future for everyone to enjoy ❤❤❤❤
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lurking-underneath · 4 months
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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lurking-underneath · 6 months
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She doesn't want to be there
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lurking-underneath · 11 months
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i'm never gonna shut up about her
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lurking-underneath · 1 year
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am i wrong
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