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moon snail 🌕
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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
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Take the test
You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???
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them
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Dev Patel does a better job of sexualizing teeth in Monkey Man than every vampire in the history of cinema.
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Life’s okay
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bnnuy angst
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witch cat atelier
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I just think that personally if I hero-worshipped someone from early childhood up to a rather questionably late point in my adult life and then, upon becoming a superhero myself, I met the man I’d looked up to for so long - the one who was marketed as the golden boy, America’s sweetheart, society’s moral compass - and he quite clearly disliked me from the get go I’d go incredibly insane. Personally.
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every dghda character is so inherently contradictory which is just. so fascinating to me. todd’s loyal to the end but he’s also betrayed his entire family and lied about it for six years. farah’s an unstoppable force but she has crippling anxiety and doesn’t know how to interact with people. dirk is this ray of sunshine who changes people’s lives but who also is constantly surrounded by death and loss and who’s words all have an underlying pessimism to them. and there’s so many more of them and it’s all about parallels and opposites and things doubling up. it really drives home the theme of personal growth as a choice and a fight as well. also makes characterization a BITCH for fanfics but its worth it because it really adds so much depth. never gonna be normal about this show
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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any time I play a game with a customizable character & I say I wish they could be fatter people without fail, every single time, are like “it’s fantasy 🙄”
ok what if in my wildest fantasies where i can fly or do spells or ride dragons or date trolls i’m still chubby? what if I don’t aspire to skinniness and my weight is already my idealized self what then
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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RHODEY IS SO DOWN FOR A THREESOME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
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