i think i鈥檓 madly in love with my boyfriend
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going over to my minimalist girlfriend鈥檚 house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there鈥檚 just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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My hobby? I go to goodwills, buy old laptops for 25$.
I load them up with the weirdest porn I can find, Google "where do I buy drugs", set bong.jpg as the background, then set the username to hunter_biden and drop it back off at the goodwill
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#boyfriendboyfriendboyfriendboyfriendboyfriend
babygirl i can waste time i don't even have
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It鈥檚 Christmas eve everyone post kringlefucker
Merry kringlefucker鉂わ笍
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the english language is so balls dude. like vitamin? vital minerals. or what about describe? to de-scribe. to scribe is to record and remember/write things down. we don鈥檛 use the word scribe anymore, but we say describe. or explain? same case.
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that feeling when the adhd goes fucking wild and the feminine urge to study swahili comes in and you must suppress the urges i must i鈥檓 learning 4 languages i cannot i cannot i canno
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