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◈ Lord Vader x

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Whore (affectionate)

#i just love him so much #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me levi

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cake

#no op your concept is amazing #thank you for this #it's perfection #thank you #bless #obey me asmo #om asmo #obey me asmodeus

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‘ Gordon Ramsay ’ Quotes Starters

Warning!! A lot of cursing.

❝ It’s fucking RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ Fucking idiot. ❞ ❝ You best be jokin’. ❞ ❝ Don’t billshit me! ❞ ❝ Donkey! ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t feed that to my dog. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t serve that on DEATH ROW! ❞ ❝ Come the fuck on! ❞ ❝ FUCK OFF! ❞ ❝ Tastes like it’s been microwaved. ❞ ❝ ITS FROZEN AND RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ YOU CAN’T STORE COOK MEAT AND RAW MEAT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ❞ ❝ THOSE POOR BASTARDS! ❞ ❝ Disgusting! ❞ ❝ In fifteen minutes, I will clear all that furniture and put it back in my van. And this shit here, I’ll put it back in there. ❞ ❝ How the fuck did you burn ice-cream?! ❞ ❝ I’ll get you more pumpkin, and I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole, or diced? ❞ ❝ There is more olive oil on this than Popeye’s dick! ❞ ❝ You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley. ❞ ❝ ____, You’re a first class cunt. ❞ ❝ Hey! Excuse me, Madam! Fuck me?! How about fuck you! ❞ ❝ I swear to god, this is the kind of shit you expect Tiger Woods to T-off with. ❞ ❝ If I tell you to get out there I don’t give a fuck if you got a thong up your fat crack. GET OUT THERE! ❞ ❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not your fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ ❝ You’re cooking in a burned pan you fucking dick! ❞ ❝ I’m watching you like a fucking hawk, you know why? *Whispers in ear* I want you out. ❞ ❝ You seriously surprised me…. Of how shit you are. ❞ ❝ You act like the female version of Hannibal Lecter. ❞ ❝ I’m done standing here with a bunch of idiots. Fuck you all. ❞ ❝ What we are waiting on? I’M ON SOME FUCKING TALENT!! ❞ ❝ I’m calling out orders, and you’re confused! And you’re confused! And you’re at the end of your dick! ❞ ❝ It’s like a bison’s penis! What is that shit?! ❞ ❝ Right now? I rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth. ❞ ❝ Where’s the lamb SAUCE!? ❞ ❝ Fuck off you useless sack of fucking Yankee Danky Doodle shit. ❞ ❝ Fucking sue me. ❞

#prompts #the best prompts tbh

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Obey me Coming Out Headcannons

My dumbass posted this and went the entire day before realizing I forgot to label it lmao

Gender Neutral, Race Neutral MC

No warnings

Luci boots with the fur

"I see."

He'd honestly be really happy that you felt comfortable enough to tell him

Don't let his boomer-isms fool you, he is 100% supporting you.

"I'm very pleased that you're finding your identity, love."

He would make sure all your official documents were updated if they needed to be.

If anyone dares to disrespect you they will be not-so-kindly chewed on by cerberus.

Mammoney

"Oi, what are ya lookin’ all nervous for? Ya think the Great Mammon would be mad over this?”

His words might be initially rough sounding, but the intention is portrayed with the physical affection he gives you.

He will aggressively defend his human if someone is rude to you, or makes a snide comment.

If you wanted to get any medical procedures done, he would try to save up and surprise you with it as a present or something, he just wants to see you all smiley and bubbly tbh

Depending on your identity, you might have to explain to him what it means, he might not even get it at first but he still tries his best to make sure he’s doing things right for you

L3V14TH4N

He is 100% relating you to a random anime character he knows

He is also asking you to cosplay them

If you come out to him first he’s going to feel extra special, maybe wag his tail internally. But according to the tsundere code he has to play it like he doesn’t care or knew the whole time.

“S-silly normie, that's not, well, I’m, that's not something that would bother me.”

BUILD PRIDE HOUSES IN MINECRAFT WITH HIM DO IT PLEASE IM BEGGING.

He’s like your own personal cheerleader when it comes to social interaction, especially if you’re nervous.

Satan

Very chill.

“Oh, I see.” *closes his book* “I appreciate you letting me know.”

Highkey would ask you questions just because he’s curious academically, but if you don’t feel comfortable he’d be understanding.

If you have dysphoria, he’s going to activate his braincells and get you a potion or something to alleviate it.

He will also murk anyone who acts disrespectful, on sight it's over.

If you go to events like GSA or something he’ll also tag along if he can.

He wants to learn about anything and everything relating to you.

Asmo

like this dude isn’t genderfluid and having an affair with solomon c’mon now

“Think of all the ways we can style your flags!”

If anything he’s more excited than you are.

Asmo is most certainly busting out his acrylic set and giving you a manicure.

Someone disrespects your pronouns? He’s roasting tf outta them. Immediate social death, straight up hatecrimed them. Someone being xyzphobic? They’re getting called a stupid bitch on his live.

If you wanted reassignment, he could probably hit up Solomon for his magical essential oils. But if you didn’t, he would definitely do his best to show you how to appreciate yourself. If you’re dating him you’re automatically the 2nd hottest person in all 3 realms.

BEELZEBURGER

This man. Ugh this man 🥺

His gives you the sweetest warmest smile and it just makes you melt

“Oh, okay.”

You might need to explain more in depth if it's a more obscure term or identity, but he loves you no matter what.

BAKE PRIDE CAKES WITH BEEL PLEASE

pride cookies, pride ice cream, pride waffles. It's so beautiful, the kitchen is a mess but the cake is great.

If anyone disrespects you, well first of all rip to them. Why would you do that? Beel is huge, giant, and could crush you in an instant. Like he just goes “:/“ and straight up eats the fool. Major Ls are taken by the offender.

Belphie

“okay whatever”

Pretty lackluster reaction but it's only because he really doesn’t care because he’ll always love you.

Go to pride riding on a cow with him do it do it

I feel like Belphie would like pride pillows. Yeah, he definitely would.

“Belphie what happened to my bed sheets?”

“They’re gay now y/n”

Some random comes over with shit to say? He smacks tf outta them with his tail. Whipping them to death and back. Either that or the offender has nightmares for a very, very, long time.

#what happened to my bed sheets #they're gay now #love it #wholesome #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmo #obey me belphie #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me beel #obey me levi #obey me satan

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I don't even know but I'm trying to pick up the pieces, I just came back...

i literally dont know whats happening in obm anymore lol

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i cant wait for the internet to go crazy w this when the queen dies

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Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

#golden post #it's beautiful

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DID YOU SAY COMMISSION?

anyone uh

looking for a commission?

should I run a sale?

#bitch i might #i fuckin love your art #its been a year im still getting my bearings but damnit cosmic i was going to be coming for your ass sooner or later

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"You don't have to pretend, not with me, ever."

Levixreader gender neutral mc tw: anxiety, little hint of yandere!Levi at the end, not proofread. Self-indulgent comfort fic bc I need it.

Lucifer and Diavolo had arranged your class schedule so that you'd never have a class without at least one of the demon brothers. It just so happened that today was Wednesday and that meant you had 3 classes with Leviathan. With each class that passed, your paranoia grew. Of course he could tell that something was off, your anxiety was filling your head with nonsense but it all seemed logical with your current frame of mind.

Each time you were called on to answer a question or speak up in a group, you swore your felt your heart racing, voice wavering. Your anxiety told you he knew, that Levi knew you were flying by the seat of your pants, trying to hold up the facade that you're okay when you're obviously not.

The final bell rang and you sprinted to the door, hoping to lose the third-born amongst the crowd. You knew he would never lose sight of you but you had to try. You wouldn't be able to withstand an interrogation; you're too fragile for that. You ducked and weaved around cliques and corners before sneaking a glance back the way you came. You frowned when you noticed Levi's carefree demeanor playing some game on his handheld console. You almost pouted at his nonchalance but you took it as an opportunity to book it back home.

You made it about halfway home before a shadow zipped past above you and you were yanked into the dark alley you were walking by. An overhead light illuminated shiny, black antler-like horns and your gaze fell onto two glowing orange orbs. Goosebumps covered your skin as you felt a strong and firm appendage wrap around your leg holding you in place.

"You wouldn't happen to be avoiding me, right MC?" His tail tightened its grip around your thigh. Usually you'd be a sputtering mess by now but instead you felt tears well up and you uselessly bit the inside of your cheek to keep the waterworks at bay.

In an instant the demon shifted back to his normal self, face tinted red but laced with concern. Levi's fists clenched and unclenched by his sides trying to figure out what you needed and determined that was space. You peeled yourself from the wall and laughed half heartedly. The sound cut through the otaku's heart.

"Me? Avoiding you? Pssh, as if," your laugh even sounded fake to you. "I'm just trying to hurry home because I uh," your voice tapered off, you didn't have a good excuse, you couldn't think of one fast enough. You hiccupped and felt arms encircle around your shoulders and Levi began gently rocking you both side to side.

"You don't have to pretend with me MC, not with me, ever." You felt his lips brush against your scalp and your shoulders shook as you finally broke down.

"I can't, put into words what's wrong," you began, sniffling and hiccuping. "It's like it's, it's-"

"Like it's all too much? That everything is too overwhelming?" Levi answered for you and you nodded against his shoulder. He understood and you felt validated. You got onto your tippy toes and placed a small kiss to the side of his neck as a thanks. He turned his head the other way and coughed hoping to dispel some of the heat in his face. Feeling a little better, you wrapped your arms around his waist and cuddled into his chest.

"M-MC, not here!" Levi frantically pulled away from you but grabbed your hand and pulled you along behind him, practically dragging you with his strength and speed. Deciding you were going too slow, Levi stopped for only a moment to carry you on his back the rest of the way home.

Making his way back to his room, Levi plopped your body unceremoniously into his tub bed and shimmied himself underneath of you. You felt yourself melding against his side and all your worries and anxieties melting away as his fingers rubbed circles into your lower back.

"Thank you Levi," your voice soft as his fingers were lulling you to sleep. "For listening, for comforting, for understanding, everything."

"I'm the only one who would ever understand how you feel. No one else would comprehend these complex emotions. I'm the only one who can provide total and complete comfort to you." Levi slipped into his demon form, his tail wrapping comfortably around your leg. You barely felt him place a fang against your forehead, collecting a small prick of blood sealing the spell as you drifted off the sleep unaware of Levi's actions.

He hummed in response, brushing your hair out of your face before nuzzling his cheek against your forehead. He felt an iota of envy burning as he pictured you like this with anybody else let alone one of his brothers. His fingers tightened against your skin.

@sevensins-stuff 💜

#i'm allowed to self reblog #I'm proud of this #i actually wrote something for the first time in a hot while #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me levi #om Levi #obey me leviathan #om leviathan

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Local Human Shows Strict Father of 6 How to Remove the Stick from His Ass by Breaking All The Rules and Adopting All His Children, more at 6

#these aren't even hot takes anymore #they're just #lukewarm hot dog water #but they're stuck in my brain and i need to share

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*cough* Levi and Henry except Henry starts getting comfortable talking around MC too *cough*

You recently found out your dog can talk, but it only feels comfortable talking when it’s just you. That is until you get a date who has their own dog. Both dogs talk freely around the both of you.

#prompts

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Lucifer, season 1 of the game: danger dilf, dictator, do not cross

Lucifer, in the anime: Exhausted Babysitter

#obey me hot take #obey me #obey me shall we date #thats right bishes #I'm using the main tags #that camping episode though #Lucifer is just Falling Apart without mc and it shows

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MC: grumbling, muttering under their breath

Lucifer: I don’t believe I’ve given you permission to speak yet MC.

MC: *whining* but Lucifer

Lucifer: *sighs and slams the pen on his desk, pinching the bridge of his nose* I don’t like this anymore than you do, but the sooner I get through today’s stack of paperwork, the sooner we can do whatever you’d like within reason but I won’t be able to finish by the deadline if you keep disrupting my concentration.

MC: and I get that, but it’s taking forever.

Lucifer: *pulls out pocket watch* I can get the rest of this done within the next 5 hours, without interruption. You will need to find someway to pass the time if it’s too much for you to sit silently in the meantime.

MC: ….*saunters over to him, draping their arms over his chest from behind* I can think of a good way to make time fly.

Lucifer: *grabs their wrists* I said ’without interruption,’ MC.

MC: *takes his pocket watch, looking at the time* relax, I’m not doing anything naughty, I just wanted to show what I meant…. SATAN GO LONG!

MC chucks the watch through the office doorway, into the waiting hands of the Avatar of Wrath, both of them cackling as they started running away.

Lucifer: MC?!?! WHAT-

MC: told ya I could make time fly 😜

Lucifer:…

Lucifer:…I hate it here.

#I FORGOT I WROTE THIS #I'm so fuckin funny #i'm allowed to self reblog #obey me #obey me shitpost #i don't take criticism on my puns #i know they're shit #that's why its called a shitpost #OM text post #obey me text post

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Back on my coloring bullshit.

(It's a coloring app, you just tap to fill in the spaces, like a color-by-number)

#not om related #happy color #coloring app