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MAGNUS ARCHIVE PIN GIVEAWAY

In anticipation of the limited release of my glow-in-the-dark variant pins I'm doing a give away of seconds (seconds are versions of the pins with slight flaws/defects. All pretty much unnoticeable but wouldn't be sold at full price)! Inc. free international shipping! To enter: Just reblog and be following! (Full release is in 5 days!)

I will be choosing five winners at random on the 12th of May (2024) 00:00 BST!

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Okay, this is more of an idea than a headcanon but, the idea of the stranger fucking about with the archival staff ahead of the ritual, particularly tim, using his own brother voice against him, calling him, talking to him as Danny

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #tim stoker tma #timothy stoker #tim stoker #the stranger #tma the stranger

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HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)

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Shoutout to all the artists on Tumblr who work on something for weeks and only get 4 notes

Shoutout to all the artists on Youtube who do amazing speedpaints and, if they’re lucky, will get 500 views

Shoutout to all underappreciated artists who do amazing work and receive no recognition

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Another random headcanon:

Melanie rides a motorbike, and I have no evidence for this, except it would be really cool. Bonus is that Georgie didn't realise she had a thing for people on bikes til she found out Melanie owned one before they started dating, like:

*hears someone driving their bike at night*

Georgie carrying admiral: who the fuck is driving this la-

*sees Melanie take off her helmet, she does the thing of using her teeth to take off one of her gloves*

Georgie: *becomes massively bright red as she slowly ducks underneath the window, looks at admiral*

"What the fuck do I do.... admiral help"

This leads with my other wtg headcanon, which is georgie saying unhinged stuff to make Melanie blush in public til jon tells her, "By the way, georgie likes you on the bike... like 'really' likes you on the bike.' Melanie starts using it for evil (aka make her girlfriend blush). This will lead to moments where, for example everyone is hanging out at a pub and Melanie walks in late in her biker gear and goes to take it off and get a drink, jon gives georgie an all knowing smirk and georgie blushing goes: "Jon, shut your goddamn mouth or no admiral privileges".

And yes, Melanie does take her out on the bike and will purposefully drive faster so georgie will hold her tighter, both are internally screaming in happiness.

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #georgie barker tma #georgie barker #melanie king tma #melanie king #wtgfs

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Wtg headcanon time!

I like the idea of Melanie and georgie going on photography dates. Like Melanie finds a camera from the early days of ghosthunt uk, and the two decide to go somewhere and take photos of stuff, and some together. Georgie makes a scrapbook of her favourite ones that she planned to give to Melanie as a gift for an anniversary or birthday... then Melanie quit, so Melanie would never see the scrapbook.

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #georgie barker #georgie barker tma #melanie king #melanie king tma

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m/m gouge your eyes out and run away together

m/f go to Manchester and dig through the ruins of a burned down building together

f/f leave your fears behind and walk the post apocalyptic world unharmed together

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When the apocalypse happens, they both make sure their cow is safe, with plenty of food and water with the hopes that someone might find her if they don't come back

Safehouse era headcanon:

Martin stole a cow. Jon didn't know he was gonna do this but simply didn't care anymore. He's only response was "okay, but you're looking after them," then proceeded to be like every dad when you get a new pet of 'I won't like them' them treats them like the favourite. Martin relentlessly teases him for it.

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma jonathan sims #tma martin blackwood

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A nice headcanon for once, in the early days of tma, if a statement or investigation ever hit too close to home, or just got too much for someone, Martin would give them a comfort cow to hold onto if wanted, started out as a bit of a funny joke of Martin not knowing what to do and randomly asking "do you want to hold the cow?" Now has been lovingly nicknamed "the comfort cow" since no one could agree on a name for them

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #tma martin blackwood #martin blackwood #comfort cow

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I had a thought about this and I want opinions, so (Spoilers s5) you know how at the end of s5 we find out that people were very not happy with Simon fairchild, do you think something like that happened with callum brodie? Like all the parents enraged that this teenager had terrorised and traumatised their children for fun? Imagine all the older siblings pissed off at this kid for messing and traumatising their younger siblings? I don't think it would have been as bad as fairchild, but still, I'm curious.

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma #callum brodie #callum brodie tma #the dark the magnus archives #tma the dark #the dark

[lazykiwi]

Always love a beaten up elias

SEASON 4!

Well, that was fun,

I got carried away with adding effects and it turned out great!

Have some beaten up Elias/Jonah as a treat lmao

#seriously the amount of times ive said i would throw him down some stairs #great villain would punch at least once #from an elias hater #the magnus archives #tma

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Hi, im here to make things worse, when sasha gets replaced by the notthem, she breaks her phone, so not sasha gets a new one but doesn't bother getting anyone's number at the institute, so the last text tim sent to sasha was on the day of the worm attack simply asking if she was okay since he hadn't seen her due to being in hospital, not knowing she would never reply to that text, or even see it. Thank you and goodnight.

#sasha james #tim stoker #sasha james tma #tim stoker tma #not sasha #tma not!sasha #the magnus archives #magnus archives #tma

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Crack theory time!

So we all think that Sam is gonna speedrun his 'I brought the end of the world' but I had a thought, for fun, what if it was celia? Think about it, she's looking into other dimensions, she recognises Chesters voice, what if she does something like collide dimensions and/or universes by accident?

It just a random thought I've had for a while

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp celia #celia ripley #sam khalid

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Please refer to my earlier post on here... Alex, you played the fuck around part, welcome to finding out

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

#it was only time til someone did this #i just didnt expect it to be soph #mr bonzo #tmagp #the magnus protocol #still Alex's fault