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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ZAYN REPLIED TO LIAM OMG ANSKALSMNSKSSKSNNSKAMAMALMSKSNSKAMSNSK SMSNSKSNSKANSNAKSNAMKS SKANSKANS AKNSMAKSNAKA SNAK SMA SMA SKANSNANA ANANSNNAHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHH

#ziam #I’m freaking out #like wtf #I just found out on Twitter #I literally just came back from the gym when I saw it trending #fuck y’all bitches who were saying zayn hated Liam

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I came back from the dead to laugh at how Zayn was able to easily cover up Gogo’s eyes like we all said he would be able to😭

#ziam #zayn #this is hilarious #I haven’t been here in over a year #I’ve been so busy

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This explains so much on why I can’t study for shit.

people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good

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Man, at this rate. They need to AT LEAST get Liam someone who can match his status.

#ziam #liam payne #liam and zayn

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Hey hey, hope you're doing good! Haven't seen a post in a while and I'm just trying not to think that you got abducted by aliens or something ^^;;;

Hello! Thank you so much for checking in. I genuinely appreciate it.

Honestly? Life has been really hectic for me right now. I haven’t been on much social media except for my personals.

I’m honestly out of the loop on what’s going on with our boys. Anyone care to give me a brief on what I’ve missed?

#ziam #liam payne #onedirection #liam and zayn #zayn malik

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#THIS IS THE BEST ZIAM FIC I HAD EVER READ #AND NOW ITS IN PAPER BACK #AHHHHHHH #CONGRATULATIONS #ziam mutuals #Ziam #Liam Payne #zayn malik

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Oh god. Remember when Liam and Naomi Campbell were supposedly a thing? That felt like a fever dream. Wow. I just randomly thought of this. What the hell even was going on during that time?

lmao right! are we sure it wasn't? cause everytime i see old posts and/or headlines about it again i feel like i've suddenly landed in the twilight zone all over again. like seriously what the fuck. better yet, WHO the fuck? (thought that was a good idea i mean lol). made no goddamn sense and they tried it on NAOMI CAMPBELL'S INTERNET?? fuck outta here. every time i'm reminded of it i'm just perpetually and simultaneously like

and also

anyway just another edition of Shit Was Wild. That Really Happened. What The Actual Fuck Was Everyone Snorting™ type of typical day in 1DStuntLand. (And reminds of the time i went on that absolutely wild ride where i got accused of being a paid sony plant who was only inserted into the fandom to brainwash empathic teens into believing in ziam while ziam trolled the fandom with queerbaiting lol). Anyways I feel sad for anyone who actually believed in liam & naomi but then those are probably the same types of people who wanna believe he willingly got engaged to an underage teenager so. Some mental conditions just can't be helped and being a Laya Lover is one of them, i guess (along with being a Problematic Het who loves going to ppl's inboxes making up absolutely wild shit completely outta their ass). Hope they find help for their condition someday, but in the meantime i wish them well while i sip my sony-sanctioned mai-tai in my sony-sanctioned pool of gold mcscrooge doubloons and continue to pimp ziam to gullible empathic teens lol ✌🏽😆

me accepting my mai-tai from my manservant

me relaxing in my private pool paid for by sony

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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he’s so hot go cry about it

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So I wrote the first chapter of a fic I had started back in 2017 and forgot all about. Thinking about posting it on AO3.

Who wants to be my beta? Or whatever that’s called. It’s Ziam obviously.

#ziam #liam payne #zayn malik #zayn #liam #also larry as a side ship #fanfiction

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It’s my birthday, bitches.

I’m officially 21. So guess who’s gonna get hammered tonight?

#ziam #birthday

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SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT BTS AND HARRY STYLES WERE UNDER THE SAME ROOF!?!? AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, THERE WAS TAEKOOK HAVING A MOMENT TOO!?

#I’m so happy #I love BTS #have I ever mention that? #I got into BTS like 6 months ago #harry styles #harry styles love on tour #bts #Jungkook #taehyung #Taekook

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You seen the nypost yet? Drug addicts like Zain are consistent in their behaviour. His own fathers faith would not let him support Zain with his vices so no surprise he wasn't allowed at his sisters wedding. All those insiders along the years about people trying to help him when he almost ODed and he refusing all the help and turning on people. All those empty promises to both the people who care and his fans. Zain is consistent in his vices and agression that comes from drug abuse. Poor Khai

Lol anon, the only person in that "relationship" who has been caught sniffing cocaine off of a more than likely dirty table is Gigi 💀

And I think you need to quit following her example if you're seriously going to believe a tabloid over Zayn's own words on his father

And all of those "insiders" seem to be saying incredibly contradictory things to different tabloids so I don't think they're all that trustworthy, but confirmation bias is a bitch to fight, and it doesn't seem like you have the capacity to do so.

"Consistent in his aggression" and yet the only time he has shown any ounce of aggression is when someone attacks him. Make it make sense...

Also, I'm guessing you lot have come to terms that the court documents prove he didn't touch Yolanda and therefore are looking at the next dumb idea you can use to slander his name? I didn't need that confirmation, but it's good to know, I guess 🤣

Only part of your entire dumbass ask I agree with is your sympathy for the baby. She clearly doesn't deserve this, but that can't be helped much unless the US implements some child protection laws about child exploitation on social media. Until then, G can use that kid for promo as much as she wants.

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Gosh. I love making dumb bitches mad.

It’s what keeps me young and alive.

#ziam #liam payne #zayn malik #zayn #liam

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Yolanda is demanding a paternity test because she wants a custody battle. They WANT him to pay child support. So yes. A DNA test will most likely be involved.

Where did you read this? Yolanda has zero say in any custody dispute. You're like a 12 year old thinking mummy still calls the shots in all situations. Stupid little bitch.

Aww baby. Why are you so pressed? This is so adorable.

You’re so cute.

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When someone calls someone else tinhats. I’m just imagining the accuser to be like this.

Gosh I love this.

#have you heard that saying that some people can’t see their own tail? #it’s better said in Spanish honestly #ziam