thanks @skullsulker for the tag! ♡ only took me a billion years to actually do it ahdjska
rules: make a new post and spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url. thank christ i don’t have to do my old url holy fuck. pspspsps selfship homies (only if u wanna!) @whats-amata-you @greghouse @terrence-self-ships @spideygal @salsflore @sanandthefam @lady-drakey @szayelapowo @sunstar-of-the-north @anthonyshope @aphnatasha + my irl @pheonixcawcaw ♡
constantly thinking about that fic where will gets green oil pastel smudges on mike’s face when they kiss for the first time (i'm tearing you asunder by @smoosnoom)
Pagoon: Guys where did Siren go?
Pim: He got arrested.
Pagoon: How the hell-
Siren: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
Siren: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Mucku: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Siren:
Siren: *sobs*
Kappa: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Kappa: *Minding his own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Kappa: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Susca, to Siren: See, he knows what he’s here for. He knows what he’s doing. Be more like him. Make a decision, Siren!
Pagoon: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Siren: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Kappa walks in*
Siren: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Pagoon: Can we go out to get icecream?
Kappa: Did you ask Pim?
Pagoon: She said no.
Kappa: Then why did you ask me?
Pagoon: She’s not the boss of you.
Kappa, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
Mono: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
Siren: I have a new hoodie.
Kappa: Wrong.
Kappa: We have a new hoodie.
Susca: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Pagoon: It was Siren.
Kappa: It was Siren.
Neth: Siren broke it.
Siren:
Siren: ...yOU PROMISED-
Nee: Okay, two person huddle.
Siren: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Siren: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Pagoon: Five second rule!
Mucku: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Kappa: *Sobs on the floor*
Neth: Do you need help getting up?
Mucku: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
Susca: I feel awful about killing you.
Siren:
Susca: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
Nee: You might not know this, Susca, but I am a flawed person.
Susca: I do know that.
Kappa: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
Siren: Are you a software update? because not right now.
Pagoon: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Siren: *looks down at his watch*
Siren: Now, how do you know that?
Siren: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.
Kappa: That was so hot, Siren.
Siren: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Kappa: I'm so in love with you.