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i'm out. thanks for the well-wishes and stuff! you're all so lovely! :) 

#ooc #bye

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on hiatus until remake

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ooc

im having a really bad depression time today and. that's brought me to thinking about leaving, cemented the idea at least. 

when i made legal eaglez this was meant to be a place i could escape from shitty life situations but ever since whatever (????? i still dont know what) happened a couple of weeks ago i just. dont feel welcome here. 

so. thats not something i want to deal with every time i log in to escape. its also not necessarily anyone elses fault, it could easily just be a symptom of the depression, but regardless, staying here isnt going to help me anymore.

this isnt a plea for attention, i am far too old for that. this is just a heads up; im going to remake klav, and go independent with him next week. i cant do it tonight because i have to work in the morning, but i wanted to tell you in advance. sorry.

#ooc #depression t

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ever thought of playing music that wasn't rock?

Good question...

Ja, I think when I was young, and all I was allowed to listen to was classical and soul, I probably wanted to be some form of soul singer. Very young, of course - no older than seven years - and not aware of how incredibly white I was. I loved Etta James, and perhaps wanted to be her a little. And Eartha Kitt. The flirty ones, really. 

As a kid I had a very fluid concept of gender, and thought maybe I could just grow up to be the sort of 1950-60s starlet I loved. Which of course I could have, had I not been cisgender in the end. So my earliest ambitions for music were tied up in the pop soul of Etta James and the vulnerable starletisms of Marilyn Monroe, each as boozy as the other.

Anyway. Since my first memory of seeing rock n roll in action ... Nein, I don't think I have ever looked back.

#talk tag #text post #Anonymous

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo

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I regret to confirm that I, Klavier Gavin, international rockstar and celebrity, criminal prosecutor of some renown, legendary lover, have been bitten by a flea. 

We are, none of us, immortal. 

#and also my cats are due for a flea treatment #ja? #insects t #bugs t #/// does this need tagging as anything else? let me know!

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questions, comments, general harassment, silly nonsense — have at it!

send me anonymous messages.

#text

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NO. USE THE DOVES.

..

hmm. i do know an awfully cute stage technician who can sky-write with white doves. 

#text #//////klavier literally knows nothing about relationships dont use the doves///// #caps lock t

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Save me.

So that I might gauge the correct proportion of action required, I’m going to need you to tell me whether this is the sort of ‘save me from the tedium of everyday life’ SOS, or the ‘Olive is making that face at me again’ SOS, or an ‘I am being held at gunpoint and require a SWAT team’ SOS.

Don’t fear, ja? Whichever one it is, Herr Edgeworth, I will save you.

#principalprosecutor #talk tag #gun mention

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the last person i dated was a clown.. a real, professional clown. there was no ifs or buts. there are no ifs or buts with clowns.

you get a pie to the face, or a dozen roses. no in-between. 

#max is so good

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RPers: Reblog if you are 18 or older

#text #so fucking old.

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chief-mia replied to your post:Riff-raff, street rat, I don’t buy that - if only...

Are you watching Disney movies?

Nein. Being called 'riff-raff' by my brother as if that were a real insult outside of Disney movies. All Kristoph achieved was to get the Aladdin song stuck in my head!

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Riff-raff, street rat, I don't buy that - if only they'd look closeeer!

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principalprosecutor Surely we must be able to negotiate some sort of truce? Or compromise? A between Herr Edgeworth's Career and The Rest of Herr Edgeworth? We are lawyers, after all, ja?

#// picking up here because phone and trimming and stuff

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But what of the rest of you?

Oh, I couldn’t ask you to promise me anything.

But if you would lower your voice, perhaps whisper any anecdotes you have to share or softly hum how your work day went- I’d appreciate it.

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Aha ah ha, nein, one of you is quite enough.

Gute nacht, Kristoph.

Kindly tell my brother to fuck off.

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Das ist Amerika, ja? Wir können und werden Code so weit gesprochen die meisten Menschen betroffen sind. Aber … in Ordnung. Keine öffentlichen flirten.

Oh, I couldn’t ask you to promise me anything.

But if you would lower your voice, perhaps whisper any anecdotes you have to share or softly hum how your work day went- I’d appreciate it.

#// don't even try to translate the bad German it didn't work at all #// it's meant to say like... #// this is America ja? we may as well be speaking in code as far as the ears #of most can understand #but alright... no #more public flirting herr edgeworth