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If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 08/30/2016 9:49:39 PM, it’s that #dream smp takes up too much of my time.

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Sally sells #lgbt+ by the sea shore.

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101 #lgbt+ would’ve been a better movie than the one about dotty dogs tbh.

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Pour one out for #lgbt.

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Three!

Three of my cats (Bright Eyes, Umbreon, and Timid) are a year old today! They get to go out for the first time ever, with us wanting them to that is!

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The only good thing about coffee is the way it smells

#rey speaks #coffee fucking sucks

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Nothing has been better for my self-esteem than realizing i was trans

#rey speaks #now that i know what makes me unhappy and why #the why is important

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Bananas are so good. It's a shame Im fucking allergic

#rey speaks #*eats a banana anyway* #i made this post because i ate a banana and now my tongue slightly tingles #apparently- historically- people allergic to bananas use them as a spice because they thought bananas were spicy af? nope just allergic

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I got Rosaria in Genshin Impact :D

#rey speaks

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Island of Lesbos? Idk... Sounds kinda gay...

#person from lesbos #rey speaks #i drafted this on monday and just found out today #that lesbian derives from lesbos as in 'person from lesbos' #lesbian

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Thank you so much!

@kingofthecastle submitted: I saw the prettiest little bug on the car ride home. Stuck to our window for at least 15 minutes and stayed with us to our stop.

It's super small! Way smaller than my pinkie fingernail (that's my hand in the pic). I would have picked it up for better pics, bit it has a stinger, by the looks of it.

Can you tell me what it is though? Google wasn't helpful rip

Please remove this, but this is in [removed].

Tiny!! Honestly impressive photos of such a small friend. Looks like a wasp and the "stinger" is a harmless ovipositor. Best guess is a Chalcidoid wasp in the family Megastigmidae :)

#reblog #onenicebugperday

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Sleepy Ramble

Dream deja vu is pretty fucked up. And i dont mean the: "i dream of the future and now in living through it" sort of deja vu. I mean the "i dreamt of a future dream and now ive finally dreamt it"

Because i SWEAR yall. I had a dream with V (Devil May Cry) in it before I even knew about DMC. Heck, probably even before Capcom knew they were going to make DMC5.

And yanno, it's not some generic black-haired goth! Because the original dream had griffon in it too!

But then here where everything gets FUCKED UP

The original dream is real, yes, but did my new dream completely override original information? Meaning that the original dream had different characters but my dream-realization that ive dreamt about this scene before fucked me over and filled in blanks?

Yall, it's so fucked up I dreamt of looking up who the original blackhaired goth with a book may be, because in my dreamscape I was like "hold up! Deja vu, what the fuck was that"

So what's real?!? Did dream!me fuck up my memories? Or did i, a long time ago, dream about a dream i didnt even have yet? That's so many levels of fucked up it fucks me up thinking about it.

I had a genuine crisis over this

(Side note: me tryna figure out what happened took place in a dream ive had before. It was like a seaside train graveyard.)

Sleepily wrote this on the 13th at like 2 in the morning

#rey speaks #dreams #dream #i had a dream #rambles #ramble

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*makes OCs with the intent to fit them into any world*

#rey speaks #this is me saying i have a trio of ocs and their cat who can be in any au i want and thats the point #i have like 2 'normal' aus so far #and everything else is a proper au #like a superhero au #and a mermaid au

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Holy shit I havent known silence in years

#rey speaks #i wanna cry this is so blissful

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ANYWAYS

I just tried roblox for the first time in years and FUCK was it the most disappointing experiences to play Kingdom Life II to find out that nearly everything is locked behind a fucking paywall like wtf

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Just found out: crying really masculinizes my face

#rey speaks #not something you learn everyday huh

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Remember when it was the norm for different consoles to have WILDLY different versions of the same game

Or well, at least for disney. Like, two examples. Lego Pirates of the Caribbean: the Video Game and Toy Story 3 the video game.

Lego Pirates in the Wii is SO different than on the 3DS. I remember LOVING the Wii version despite being mildly confused by the mission layout.

Notably: i remember the first mission of both games. In the wii, you can put a barrel under your head to accomplish the underwater mission. On the 3ds: you had to swim and collect air bubbles.

On to the Toy Story 3 game. I remember watching a ps2 (or 3?) Playthrough and being like woah! The map is different from the Wii version! You can get missions from Zerg?!? But... Not on the wii...

#rey speaks #it was just so wild #they developed multiple versions and for what?