kim-the-gaymer

[kim-the-gaymer]

Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,

Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.

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Ok.

I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them

A hotel

An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away

A perscription refilled from 2 states away

and A Pizza

Go me.

But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.

So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards

#nailedit

It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.

it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.

by the way

it is already

over 100 out

it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone

when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.

he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.

He'll be fine

He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.

but

more to the point

i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside

has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??

And

I got other shit to do today.

namely.

I'm seeing a realator

The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons

I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her

at least

I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"

With the time typed in the middle like that.

She is, according to her profile, at least 80.

so I reply "😎👍"

and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.

She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms

It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.

in emoji

instead of like

literally any other format

I am

FASCINATED

and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.

#CommunityAspirations #My kind of justice #not all heroes wear capes #Where do I meet horse lesbians?

[kim-the-gaymer]

Yeah, I think I'll just admit I've become a Dva main. Love getting all up in their business. #overwatch #gameclips #gaming #gamergirl https://www.instagram.com/p/CQSmAwyDyE2/?utm_medium=tumblr

#overwatch #gameclips #gaming #gamergirl

[kim-the-gaymer]

Not gunna lie, this was a total accident 😅 I thought I boofed it hard-core 😂 #overwatch #gameclips #gaming #gamer #gamergirl #dva https://www.instagram.com/p/CQRMrvRjRsb/?utm_medium=tumblr

#overwatch #gameclips #gaming #gamer #gamergirl #dva

[kim-the-gaymer]

This was the moment where I realised two things. Firstly, which companion I was going to romance. Secondly, that I am basic as fuuuuuuck 😏 Divinity: Original Sin 2 is hard to put down though. Been bingeing it last 2 days. #basic #videogames #divinityoriginalsin2 #gameclips #gaming #games #gamer #gamergirl #gamers #gamerlife #instagamer #basicbitch https://www.instagram.com/p/CPEMX3yDvea/?utm_medium=tumblr

#basic #videogames #divinityoriginalsin2 #gameclips #gaming #games #gamer #gamergirl #gamers #gamerlife #instagamer #basicbitch

[kim-the-gaymer]

My little gamer buddy. It's getting rather cold lately 🥶 Just playing a chill game of Prominence Poker, no big wins but can't kick ass all the time 😅 #catmom #catsofinstagram #cat #catstagram #catlove #gamergirl #gamer #texasholdem #poker https://www.instagram.com/p/CPASu91DL5u/?utm_medium=tumblr

#catmom #catsofinstagram #cat #catstagram #catlove #gamergirl #gamer #texasholdem #poker

[kim-the-gaymer]

Just a casual reminder that Psy was 35 when he made it as a music sensation with Gangnam style. It's not too late :) #itsnottoolate #chaseyourdreams https://www.instagram.com/p/COzl6sgD1Zo/?igshid=11o27mbfqp9o5

#itsnottoolate #chaseyourdreams

[kim-the-gaymer]

Cats are magical beings and we don't deserve their kindness 😭 This is Zeus, he's the family cat, and the only other cat Ninja tolerates (she secretly loves him but don't tell her we know 😉) #catstagram #catmom #cats #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #cat #catlovers #catlove https://www.instagram.com/p/COzCY0tDAP3/?igshid=6n8juu3q67d5

#catstagram #catmom #cats #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #cat #catlovers #catlove

[kim-the-gaymer]

Aren't they just gorgeous 😁 I have a sneaky plan that will combine these and.... pyschology :) time to go back to uni #tarot #tarotcards #modernwitch #pyschology #uni https://www.instagram.com/p/COuB3hRDMpk/?igshid=1qhq27dh10dpb

#tarot #tarotcards #modernwitch #pyschology #uni

[kim-the-gaymer]

Now that was a moment! Aruni def has her appeal! 2 seconds prior to that I'm telling @jack_fitzg and @maid_of_ash 'Nah you'll be fine. It's just two pushing on point, you don't need my help. I'm Gunna roam' 😹 #gameclips #gg #gaming #games #gamer #gamergirl #raimbowsixsiege #rainbowsix #rainbow6siege #videogames #pog #potg https://www.instagram.com/p/COiJ1U8DliB/?igshid=1769sc6j2ecrz

#gameclips #gg #gaming #games #gamer #gamergirl #raimbowsixsiege #rainbowsix #rainbow6siege #videogames #pog #potg

[kim-the-gaymer]

I'm getting too old for this shit. #dumb #cunts https://www.instagram.com/p/COgD381jZYU/?igshid=59fy59ifdz91

#dumb #cunts

[kim-the-gaymer]

Kittie paperwork looks tough, good that she's taking a break ❤️ #catstagram #catmom #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #cats #paperwork #takingabreak https://www.instagram.com/p/COb6Xl1D0SS/?igshid=dg8sodaeylfu

#catstagram #catmom #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #cats #paperwork #takingabreak

[kim-the-gaymer]

The boots were made for walking! Well, no. They weren't. They feel like I'm wearing hooves. FUCKING SEXY HOOVES I CAN STOMP MY OBSTACLES INTO THE DUST WITH! I'm not growing up just cause I hit 30, I'm finally buying myself the stuff I always said I'd buy when 'I'm fit enough to look good in them'. Fuck that. #boots #30 #bodypositivity #healthy #attitude https://www.instagram.com/p/COZh6nwDJ6R/?igshid=wzi0otco0ls6

#boots #30 #bodypositivity #healthy #attitude

[kim-the-gaymer]

This is legit the MOST WHOLESOME THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN ANY VIDEO GAME. Now everyone knows siege is toxic. This match was brutal, and we did end up losing. But this round we rallied, after getting absolutely clapped for the first 2 when on attack. The reason we're all wandering around after getting the knock on Ace? We're all in team chat (most were self muted) and I was discussing who should get the kill, knowing we were probably gunna lose the next round. I offered it to each team mate, complimenting their contributions (we were in casual btw) One flipped their mic on and suggest I take the kill, I gushed ,said thank you, capped ace only to have the other 2 flip on the mics and exclaim with glee how wholesome this whole thing was. Made new friends to boot :) I'm getting better with my callouts as Clash, so yeah, totally chuffed that others are noticing and appreciating it. 😁 Shield hate is real though, I get plenty of the good old siege toxicity we know and love 😂 #wholesome #gameclips #gaming #games #gamer #gamergirl #rainbowsix #rainbow6siege #rainbowsixsiege #console #xboxone #videogames #fps #tank #team #teamwork https://www.instagram.com/p/COU7ELkD0Mp/?igshid=1sphgy1sa32e

#wholesome #gameclips #gaming #games #gamer #gamergirl #rainbowsix #rainbow6siege #rainbowsixsiege #console #xboxone #videogames #fps #tank #team #teamwork

[kim-the-gaymer]

Truth 😏 #transgender #lgbt https://www.instagram.com/p/COURkgJDdte/?igshid=1cki6g2akngb

#transgender #lgbt

[kim-the-gaymer]

😏 #rainbowsix #rainbowsixsiege #rainbow6siege #gameclips #games #gamer #gamergirl #gaming #console https://www.instagram.com/p/COR4RQSjuK0/?igshid=1rn1njt6mhdyg

#rainbowsix #rainbowsixsiege #rainbow6siege #gameclips #games #gamer #gamergirl #gaming #console

[kim-the-gaymer]

Made a new friend, we two manned match after match. It was great. This is a brief example of why I'm practising shield operators. :) There were a couple other great plays tonight but I was busy being too silly and having a laugh to remember to clip them xD #gameclips #games #gamer #gamergirl #rainbowsix #rainbow6siege #rainbowsixsiege #xboxone #console https://www.instagram.com/p/COQHVfHj3kk/?igshid=jp6i35g1lz8m

#gameclips #games #gamer #gamergirl #rainbowsix #rainbow6siege #rainbowsixsiege #xboxone #console

[kim-the-gaymer]

Celebrity crush confirmed. I tried to resist as long as possible. Told myself 'Nah I just love how damaged #billyrusso is in #punisher and @benbarnes is just an amazing actor. Well he is, but he's also a giant dork who sings on his Instagram and writes poems for his fans when he hits an amount of followers so I CAN'T STAND THE DENIAL ANY MORE. Seriously can't wait till I can binge Shadow and Bone though (set photo), I'm hearing greats things about it. #celebrity #celebritycrush #shadowandbone https://www.instagram.com/p/COPc0P9j57w/?igshid=1ay36rvzw7rsl

#billyrusso #punisher #celebrity #celebritycrush #shadowandbone