kd-n-yf

[kd-n-yf]

Ughuguhhugubuguhuhuhuhuh what do I do with my life nowwwwww

no i shall not go ahead and put anything

#heyyyy i just had my first bubble tea in like 4 years #The cashier person had to ask me how much sugar I wanted 3 times bc the first time I said 'huh' bc I couldn't hear them #Second time I said 'uhhhh it doesn't matter 🤪' like an idiot #they were like 'it does matter 😑 #and i was panicking so i said 50% bc i though i heard they say that was an option #but #uh #it apparently was NOT an option bc they stared at me for like 10 secs and proceeded to serve me a dentist's worst nightmare #like it was just pure sugar milk #also you're like literally every lactose intolerant person's cliche ahhhhhhhhhhh #SUPER FLUFFY CAT #nicknamed tomato ಥ_ಥ #wait did they bring Tomoto to you new digs when they moved in?? #wait is cat cousin the same as roommate cousin?? #DID PEOPLE REBLOG MY POST????? #AHHHH HOW DID THEY FIND ME #wait nvm im dumb #now that you keep pointing it out i have realized that i do revenge bedtime procrastination EVERY DAY #like im not joking #the only time i sleep at a reasonable time is when i do it accidentally #and then wake up at 5am #bleh #i hope you've been surving in your AWESOME new digs btw :)))) #kd

[kd-n-yf]

so i,, uh,, just drank a whole bubble tea,,, forgettign that i may or may not be lactose intolerant,,,

oop

#in my defense i'm like 50% sure i'm lactose intolerant #it's like schroedinger's intolerance #sometimes my bowels get upset #sometimes they don't #also also also my cousin's visiting and she brought her cat!!!! #she's suuuuper fluffy #her name is elsa but we call her tomato in chinese #that is GORGEOUS art #it's so sad :((( #i also haven't seen the last episode of loki yet whooops #i ALSO have not seen luca but i have seen many snippets #i hope you don't mind that i edited your post but tags are lost when people reblog stuff and i wanted to keep the artist's credit there #the quarantine experience: the lovechild of covid and sleep deprivation #i keep mucking up my sleep schedule with revenge bedtime procrastination :') #yf

[kd-n-yf]

THAT CAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HOW I LOOKED WHEN I SAW THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by @keiidakamya on twitter

#loki #+ #thor #from #@keiidakamya #on twitter #and I just #🥺🥺🥺 #also YESSSSS I LOVE THIS SONG #Luca kinda co-opted it but thats bc it fits so well!!!! #have you seen luca btw 👀👀👀👀 #idk whats going on with your sleep paralysis demon (is it like on vacation??? going through the education system?? settling down???) #but MY sleep paralysis demon still lives rent free in me like a broke college graduate at their parents house #and its been like that since grade 11 me thinks #is it covid or is it sleep deprivation? its both of them having a baby that likes the sleep deprivation a lil more! #with the covid father visiting on the weekends to drop off the child support checks #tortureeeeeee #kd

[kd-n-yf]

wake up new study music just dropped

#Absolute Banger #dude??? #go to sleep???? #3am what are you doing #you need more than 5 hours!!!! #how do u make friends in virtual uni #i have two people that i text every three months #also coworkers #i can't even google translate anything because zoom doesn't let me copy from the chat!!! #my favourite game: is it covid or is it sleep deprivation? #i am running on six hours of sleep and i'm barely functional how did i survive high school #i should be dead ten times over #yf

[kd-n-yf]

Went on a bike ride in the middle of a thunder storm

rip to my bike 

#wish I had a lil sibling to gain a lil asshole rights :( #random friend I made from virtual uni will have to do :)) #ahhhh uhhh best of both worlds?? #never mind that sounds like torture #but hey at least you're 100% awake right #like i would be trying to decipher and translate whatever google spits out #oh wait i just so your other post #wth do those phrases mean?? #nvm you're sorta doomed #I FELL ASLEEP AT 6 AND WOKE UP AT 11 #THATS BASICALLY A FULL NIGHTS SLEEP FOR ME #now i cant sleep #:(((( #kd

[kd-n-yf]

i understand literally nothing in this question

guess who’s up at goddamn 4 o’clock in the morning for this lecture

#i am dying send help #yf

[kd-n-yf]

guess who’s up at goddamn 4 o’clock in the morning for this lecture

#i want to cry #i've never been happier to see someone with an english first name and chinese last name #i'm in a breakout room and they're speaking mandarin i have no idea what's going on anymore #cameras OFF microphones OFF i love breakout rooms #nothing is happening i can't believe i woke up for this #answering questions in the chat: good #literally everything is in chinese: not good #should've joined the russian/turkish room at least then there's a chance they'd be speaking english #'make sure you do your homework to get the credit!' bitch i'm not getting a credit either way #yf

[kd-n-yf]

I took my sister jogging.

She was very displeased and kept glaring at me.

It’s okay though because I’m the older sibling so I have asshole rights.

#she has brat rights so it all evens out #big city: sirens 24/7 #suburbs: occasional 'bangs' that make you go was that a gunshot??? #that sounds absolutely disgusting i'm suddenly really glad i'm not renting a house #i actually just realised how much space a house takes up and that you have to clean all of it??? #tiny apartments suck but at least i can sweep the entire place in one go #i can imagine a team of people with clipboards going #'no... those potatoes look too good... we need the REALLY messed up ones' #'thanks for coming to the meeting everyone #alright who here can pull off a flannel and a trucker hat' #'Aren't pineapples a blessing in disguise?' dude i've been so confused for the past three hours of course it was you #yf

[kd-n-yf]

Getitgetitgetitgetit

wait can't everybody book dose 2 now??

#I was really referring to my room/house about the claustrophobia but yesss this city is so quiet #how am i supposed to live without the random fireworks going off at 2am??? #weeeel technically there arent any compost left #just its remnants and some leftover garbage?? and it's been there for so long that there's a lil ecosystem of crawlies?? 🤮 #NOO 😲 howd they get away with that??? #is it bad that Im laughing imagining a bunch of corporate boards planning how to infiltrate a local farmers market #with a costume department and everything! #yaaah itd probably wise to not plan something through tumblr tags #im on an insta purge rn buttt #i have a new phone number (one that Im actually paying for!!) #look for the signal!! #kd

[kd-n-yf]

i wanna get my second dose :(((

who do i have to bribe

#now that i actually have to make plans and go places #:( #welcome back!! #i think of ptbo as really quiet so i think i can see how it could feel claustrophobifc #i can't wait to move out but also i'm terrified lmao #oh thank god i'm not the only one who suffered #i had to keep pausing and taking a moment to. ah. collect my thoughts. #and yeah! honestly the moment the timekeepers appeared i was just. really disappointed #you ignored them by reading a book while they were trying to look at the scenery? iconic #are you allowed to like... burn the compost? just #fwoosh #no more bad smell? #the drama! about how the people selling were actually large companies masquerading as local farmers #and excluding the legitimate ones #idk everything i've heard is from my mom (who's gotten REALLY into gardening) #air conditioning my beloved <3 #👀 #i'd love to! i don't know where though i live in suburbia #also i should be free sunday-tuesday #would it be easier to plan this using something that isn't our joint blog? #yf

[kd-n-yf]

Um why does PTBO smell funky????

#yes i am back in ptbo for a few days while I'm technically #off #yes i feel super duper claustrophobic??? and i immediately want to go back??? #also Loki's self-cest situation is actually shockingly in character?? #also i was barely paying attention this ep bc the last one was unbelievably cringe like I got second-hand embarrassment every other second #I also just realized the amount of religious commentary this show has so hey #noo there was another bench but it was MUCH farther away from the view so they still sort of walked up and stood near my bench #I definitely pretended to read my book and not see them ... #im terrrrrible #we have a smelly garden bc the last tenants did smthin nasty to the composting bin #and we cant figure out how to clean it!!! #waitwaitwait what drama?? how did I miss the drama??? #well i basically did except i was actually being boiled alive while staring at my screen for work/school for 12 hours of the day #eyoeyo thats whats like livin in a house w/out ac #altho now im in my old house and its freezing??? #bc the ac is on 24/7??? #anyways happy first world problems 🤪 #im free for the next 5 days!! #also if you wanna maybe go for a walk/picnic-under-a-lot-of-shade somewhere i would totally be interested 👀 #(hashtag guess whose fully vaxxed 👀👀👀) #kd

[kd-n-yf]

i JUST watched the episode and - 

i can’t stop laughing hold on

- tehy really couldn’t help themselves, huh?

here’s how i imagine the pitch meeting:

“let’s make a show about loki”

“...”

“there’ll be multiple versions of loki and a shady time-controlling agency”

“...”

"he falls in love with a female version of himself”

“perfect”

ummm so loki ...

is LITERALLY in love with himself #spoilers without context 

#breaking reality through the power of love and extreme narcissism #i was going to post about loki and then you beat me to it! #i actually thought the timekeepers were gods or something #like all the agents just go 'yeah they exist we don't need concrete proof' #also lol but '2 cars in the driveway and nothing in the fridge' is a pretty good title #god i aspire to be that petty #they really just stood there huh #i understand why people are so obsessed with roses now... #they're pretty... smell nice... #ew how do you have a smelly garden #remember that drama about the local farmer's market in ptbo? #also it's fine i was just worried you'd fallen into a ditch and died or something #and yes!! #when are you free? #yf

[kd-n-yf]

ummm so loki ...

is LITERALLY in love with himself #spoilers without context 

#yes theres a hashtag in the mainbody #also I legit thought no cars in the drive way was an actual podcast 😑 #althoo I did discover this podcast/episode called TWO cars in the driveway and nothing in the fridge #its about mental health... #ahahahahah see I dont think disney princesses would sit at the best bench on top of the hill for an uncessasarily long time #just so the people who came .5 seconds after you wouldnt get it ... #they were REALLY loud tho... #I cant BELIEVE you have roses in your garden #like UNLIMITED access???? #AHHHHH #our garden (and by garden our lone patch of scraggly grass behind the house) is just ... smelly #Its official im in love with farmers markets #altho I thought they were supposed to be held outside for some reason #Also sorry ive been mia on here for a bit #I legit forgot tumblr existed #wanna have a hangout sesh at some point? #kd

[kd-n-yf]

no cars in the driveway

a horror fiction podcast, available now, wherever you get your podcasts

#look. #it's not my fault i slept for twelve hours and no one was home when i woke up #dude those trees are soo prettyyyy #a meadow??? with butterflies and flowers??? #you're a disney princess now i don't make the rules #the roses are in my backyard!! #my mom's garden is INSANE let me tell you #she's growing everything #and now i have a constant supply of roses #i'm just a little concerned about the fragile state of human civilisation #yeah probably very different farmer's market vibes #mine was crowded like a new york subway station with meat strung up a la kite runner #very yellow lighting and i think it was winter #omg now i want anna's pancakes #yf

[kd-n-yf]

guess who went adventuring againnnn

#went on a 10 minute bike ride that turned into a 4 hours #i discovered the most INCREDIBLE hill with a butterfly and flower filled meadow #and also an amazing view 🥺 #definitely made me want to lie down and just fall asleep (although a rosebush would have been just as cool) #also how long have you wanted to sleep under a rosebush and how did you get the opportunity??? #uuum also that video was AMAZING???? Like the skills?? and creativity??? like i just lied down and dozed off while watching it #it was so relaxing #okay i have no idea what to do with 'what to buy during descent into anarchist state' #where did this come from??? explain!!! #hey my farmers market was underground AND there was bread and raw meat (altho i think we're imagining a different ambiance) #chocolate monkey smells like a creme brulee #that's been marinating in a caramel oven!! #anna's pancakes are AMAZING they're so delicate and silky!! #kd

[kd-n-yf]

kinda long but super cool to watch

#i knowwww #and the songs hit so hard too! #also i finally gave into my week-long urge to lay under a rosebush for a good thirty minutes #look. i don't know what's going on with the state of the world but one of my most recent searches is #'what to buy during descent into anarchist state' #so do with that what you will #24 hours???!! no!!! bad kd!! no cookie for you!! #don't do that to yourself man #ooohhh i haven't been to a farmer's market in so longgg #i had a dream about one though #it was underground and there was bread and raw meat #what does chocolate monkey smell like? #i have so many candles but i never use them :/ #croissants my beloved... #pancakes!! #was there too much milk added? #i made pancakes yesterday too except they turned out bland and slightly burnt :( #i don't know!! we don't even tag these with reasonable tags!! #yf

[kd-n-yf]

nooooo ive been listening to their album all day now

they’re always so cinematic??

#wait what do you mean governmental collapse what did I miss #you're right ten hours isnt bad at all i once pulled a 24 hours heheheeheheheheheheh #nevermind curly hair requires conditioner EVERYDAY and i dont know whether im ready for that type of commitment #also i went to the FARMERS MARKET and it was sooo exhilarating #like i spent waaaay too much money but i was spending it locally!! #i bought this candle flavour called chocolate monkey and i cant wait to unleash it #also i tried a ham and cheese croissant #and how has nobody told me about this delicious medieval contraption?!?!?!?! #i most definitely did not bike there #i would have died #oooh i was going to make this paleo pancake recipe (because we dont have actual flour in the house) and i used tapioca flour #and it turned into something almost like a crepe!! but waaay more chocolatey #also um how are people finding and liking our posts??? #kd