ok its honestly hilarious how #for the fandometrics is now a secondary phan tag. like noooo other fandom is being like "guys im just tagging this ship for metrics okay!!!!" even other rpf ships arent doing all that 😭 we just have such bad phan-related trauma that we constantly have to be like "no no you guys its just a bit its for metrics i dont SHIP phan guys i swear its ironic its just a joke we're doing this as a joke"
i feel like my body just got ripped in half and sewn back together and then smushed into a fine paste and then glued back together and then put in a jar and shaken and then removed and dunked in cold water and scrubbed really really hard. what the fuck just happened.