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Welp, it's pride month and I remembered I had this sitting in my cursed drawings folder for a while and decided that it was a good time to post it

#tim drake #dc #dc comics #fanart #my art #pride month

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Plot twist: they end up calling Hal transphobic

Idk what this is honestly

*After a Justice League meeting*

Green lantern: You know spooky with your army of children you must be quite the ladies man.

Bruce has decided to mess with Hal.

Batman: I gave birth to them lantern.

Green Lantern: I- what?

Batman: *deadpan* I. Gave. Birth. To. Them.

Green Lantern: But- I- you're a man.

Batman: I don't know how that is relevant to this conversation.

Batman: I must depart I have important business elsewhere.

Hal tells everyone, no one believes him.

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Cat Bruce is suddenly my favorite thing ever

kitty bruce warmup doodles

who knows whats on his mind....

catnap

100% cat form

once in a while, kitty craves affection…. until he doesn’t

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Okay but we can all agree (I think) that Dick would be Leo, Jason would be Raph and Tim would be Don, but who would be Mickey?? Like maybe Steph or Duke but idk

Dick: Man, I'm such a Leo.

Tim: You were born in December? You're a sagittarius.

Dick: The fuck is a saj of tarious? I'm talking about ninja turtles.

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dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal

jason: pft what are you, a cop?

dick: ……

jason: no…

dick: listen- jay it’s-

jason: NO

#jason ultimate betrayal was dick becoming a cop

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Reminds me of this

screaming crying throwing up

Batman: Curse of the White Knight (2019-2020) #8

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Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

#i need this #YOU DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEED THIS #I've read almost every fic available about jla not knowing bruce identity #im not obsessed you are!

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people always say Jason’s the black sheep or the edgy one or whatever but they don’t even give him smokey eyes or black lipstick so it’s hard to take people seriously

#jason listens to my chemical romance #and he definitely cries to mama and black parade #i dont have proves but i also dont have doubts

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#i fucking love green lantern #specially kyle rayner #i would die for him #he so me

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No but I was talking to my brother who only watches series and movies of dc (I only read comics) and I mentioned Donna and the conversation was like:

"Who?"

"Uh, Donna Troy?"

"WHO?"

"...Wonder girl? The one with black hair?"

"Ohh, that obscure dc charater"

"????"

He had to explain to me that she doesn't really appear on other media :(

#dc #dc comics #donna troy #she deserves so much better

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Being an artist is realizing I have the power of drawing my favorite fictional men on the slutiest fits I can find just because and no one can stop me.

#Nothing like drawing a muscular man in a smal skirt #Im talking about you dc

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Do y'all frequent a tag so much that AO3 automatically tags it as a favorite or are you normal?

#ao3 #fanfiction #why am i like this

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Damn, you scared me to death.

Jason: Really? I didn't know dead people could talk.

Tim: Yeah well you seem to be talking just fine.

Jason: I- hm..

#he thought about it for a bit #then was like 'damn you right' #and procedeed to punch tim in the face #like all older brothers do

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Red Hood climbs up onto a roof with the intention of watching some drug smugglers below, only to find Robin, crouched in the perfect hiding space Jason had noticed. The boy is eating fries from a curled down Batburgers bag and sipping a Riddler Shake.

Jason: What are you doing here, Boy Wonder?

Tim: Probably the same thing you are. Spying on criminals.

Jason: ...

Tim: Want some fries? They're Jokerized, just to warn you.

Jason: Why?

Tim: Kon-El got some to try the last time he sneaked into Gotham and it turns out they're really good.

Jason: No, why would you offer me fries?

Tim: I have enough to share and I can always buy more?

Jason: Why are you being nice to me?

Tim: I'm offering fries, not a kidney. Why wouldn't I?

Jason: Because of the knife to the throat or, you know, that time I beat you within an inch of your life?

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Tim: What the fuck was your time as Robin like?

Jason: The fuck?

Tim: A mentally unstable individual violently attacked me because he was scared or mad at Batman. That's like a bi-monthly occurrence for me, minimum. At least you were really insane and want to get better now-

Jason: I never said I wanted to stop killing.

Tim: I said get better. You want to be in control of yourself instead of being all Lazarus crazy, right?

Jason: Yes. But that doesn't mean I won't kill.

Tim: That's still wanting to get better. You think half the rouges who rotate through Arkham are actually trying to get better by even that much?

Jason: No.

Tim: Me, either. So that makes you an improvement over the usual. Plus, you know, the trauma from being murdered and all.

Jason: That's not an excuse to attack a kid.

Tim: No, but it's an explanation, which, again, is better than the usual. And you're showing signs of genuine remorse. That's huge around here. How often do we get that?

Jason: Anyone ever tell you your standards are kinda fucked up?

Tim: They'd have to pay closer attention for that.

Jason: Fucking what?

Tim: Doesn't matter. It's not like you're going to talk to anyone and even if you did, who'd believe you?

Jason: ...

Tim: So, you want some fries?

Jason: Yeah, sure.

Jason: These are good.

Tim: Right?

Jason: Is this nori?

Tim: Uh-huh; with paprika, kosher salt, and msg. I think there might be something else in there, but I haven't been able to place it.

Jason: Potato starch.

Tim: Oh, that makes sense.

Jason: I am definitely Jokerizing my fries from now on.

Tim: Try them with the Riddler Shake, too. The mint really compliments them.

Jason: I'll do that.

Tim: Wait. Doesn't that guy work for Black Mask?

Jason: Yes, he does.

Tim: So...want to pull a World's Finest?

Jason: What?

Tim: You know, a team-up?

Jason: You-? Fucking- You know what? Sure. Let's pull a World's Finest. *under his breath* Little freak.

#this is the kind of content i expect to encounter when i open tumblr #they're all traumatized

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Reading comics is showing someone a great scene from an amazing comic but having to say 'ok I know it doesn't look like it BUT I promise you they don't usually look like that, ignore the art.'

#wanting to show a panel with dick and he looks 40 #for some reason #specially on the 90's comics

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rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

#definitely the lion king #I had the movie on dvd and would replay it all day #knew the whole script and everything