justmeandmymeanderingthoughts

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when you really start to run out of names for your sims

#sims #sims 4 #my sims #oogie boogie #nightmare before christmas #i have an entire family named after criminal minds characters

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@neil-gaiman well??

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #neil gaiman

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the red lights are absolutely sick but i would just hear horror music playing in the background trying to walk home under that light

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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it took them 21 years but my family finally got good at giving gifts on my birthday. giant skull candle, zombie kittens and a dope ass pin that is also a functional mini dagger

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how dare you associate milwaukeeans with chicago

South Bend is a Chicago Suburb

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Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

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horatio is more articulate than i could ever be

#ai #ai text #poetry #horatio #heaven and earth horatio #i may have given a robot an existential crisis #c.ai #c.ai shenanigans #bot

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i need a full version of this stat

Idea expanded, Rockstar Eddie falling head over heels for Bartender Steve working in a high class club type of joint. He sees him working one night and thinks God damn, he's hot. I'm taking him home tonight.

Except bartender Steve has developed a significant distaste for celebrities and rich people in general because of getting cut off from his homophobic parents for coming out and the general bad way many have treated him at work whilst sloshed. But lucky for Eddie, Steve doesn't recognize him. And even though he started off in a trailer park, the fame has gone to his head a little and he asks Steve out with the full intention of getting into his pants and never seeing him again.

But oh no, would you look at that Steve isn't easy. And what Eddie thought would be a booty call ends up being a ten hour date around the city where he has more fun than he even thought was possible. Just from talking with Steve about anything and everything, flitting to parks and museums. And Eddie doesn't even realize until he's back at his hotel that they didn't even kiss.

And they go out more and more, and Eddie likes him more and more and he finds out where the rich people hate comes from. And it scares him. So he keeps lying. Like an idiot. And he tells Steve a fake last name, he tells him a fake job (which is only half fake because he did used to be a tattoo artist) and he rents an air bnb that he pretends is his own place. And the lies keep getting more elaborate to cover up more lies. And he keeps refusing to meet Steve's friends out of fear that they'll recognize him. And he really just drove himself into a corner here because he is absolutely in love with Steve at this point but how the fuck can you have a normal relationship when you are pretending to be someone else?

Turns out you can't, and Steve finds out the truth despite his efforts. But the twist is, he thinks it's fucking hilarious. After a normal period of What the fuck reaction time he gets over it. But never let's Eddie live it down.

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it's crop top season methinks

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Steve: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job, take care of a family and shit. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

Eddie: Well, do you wanna be a duck, Stevie?

Steve, through tears: yes I wanna be a duck

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and on todays episode of “why i shouldn’t open tumblr while i’m at work”

Whisper “cum for me” in her ear every time she orgasms so she knows who that orgasm belongs to

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“Gonna call you a cicada when I make you scream all night,” Eddie murmurs against Steve’s jaw.

Steve pulls back, a judgy little look on his judgy little face. “That was a lot more smooth in your head, wasn’t it?”

“…Yes, it was.”

“You know cicadas don’t even call all night, right? It’s only at dusk—”

“Okay, you can shut up and go back to making out with me now, thank you.”

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Why the ever loving fuck would Eddie try to play matchmaker to Stancy when he had literally cockblocked them just minutes before, shattering their moment, throwing his jacket and hissing at Steve to stop acting like a slut lmao

Gay Panic™️

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rudy time

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how in THE HELL have I gone this long without realizing that tinder is just a monetized version of smash or pass