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It was last updated in 2020 but damn was it a fun read. Especially Damians bit. I loved it when I first read it and I still love it today.
If anyone knows a story similar to this please tag me! I want to read it 🥰
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I’m looking for a fic I read here on tumblr sometime in 2021 I believe. It was a daminette Lila/maybe class salt fic where Lila was lying about knowing the Waynes and got their names mixed up. The only part I distinctly remember was Lila calling Tim Drake “Tim Todd” and it cracked me up so much that I mentioned it in the notes of my fic and I’m still getting comments asking about it. I’m pretty sure it was a fic where Damian went to Paris and joined the class, but I read so many similar ones one after another at that time that I don’t remember any more concrete details. If anyone knows which fic I’m talking about please let me know!!
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Adrien : How did none of you hear what I just said?
Marinette: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
John : I got distracted about halfway through.
Damian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Thank fuck cos I thought I was going insane! I remember not having earbuds when I was younger (I kept losing them) but now as a (barely) functioning adult I have a good quality earbuds (that and I wanted to send it to a gay friend and have his reaction)
Okay am I going insane bc I vaguely remember audio of the diaboys sucking our blood? Or something like that?? It was meant to be spicy it was the Japanese va's I think I'm going insane but idk I can't find it anywhere
Hey!! Yeah they were found on soundcloud! I do think that some are on YouTube still as well!
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*The squad is over at Marinette 's house*
Dick: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?Marinette : ... N-No, How many ovens do you think I have???
Dick, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Damian: I see a-
Marinette , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Dick: Oh, well I-
Marinette : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Tim: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Jason: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Marinette : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Marinette : I am someone who owns four ovens...
Marinette , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Marinette : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Adrien, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Dick: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Marinette , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Dick, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Tim, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Jason, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Mari, trembling: What are we playin
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Bruce : I think we're missing something.
Tim: Teamwork?
Jason: Cohesion?
Mari: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Adrien : Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tim: Not if they consent to it.
Jason: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Mari: YES?!?
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Tim : Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Dick: I don’t know how to do that.
Jason: I don’t wear a watch.
Mari: Time is a construct.
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Bruce : If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Dick: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Jason: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Dick, learn to listen.
Mari: What if it bites itself and I die?
Tim: That’s voodoo.
Damian: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Tim: That’s correlation, not causation.
Mari: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Jason: That’s kinky.
Bruce : Oh my God
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'Can I copy the homework?'
Bruce : I can help you with it!
Tim: Yeah, sure.
Jason: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Dick: lol nope.
Marinette: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Damian: *Read 5:55pm*
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im scared to watch it is it any good?
Anyone else watched the first ep of the Tokyo Mew Mew reboot???
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no im not an anon i have to much anxiety for that. i’m freinds with a group of chaotic people who view me as a mother somehow? i keep them from jumping out of a car going 80 miles per hour on the highway tho
before anxiety tells me to stop and while im not thinking straight, HIIII can become freinds??
ARE YOU THAT ANON???????
And sure, in order to be my friend, you must dip an entire pizza in mayo and serve it to a shrine of my pfp :D
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Worm comics worm comics!!!! Comics about miraculous ladybug but they’re worm themed
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(What you have to know at this point is that @carpisuns drew them as worms and it was very cute and funny and you should go beg her to post them)
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The party hats and the wormfel tower are from some things @anna-scribbles drew and if you want to see those drawings the only thing to do is go beg her. Sorry that’s the rules
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WORM COMICS
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Marinette: Damian, I'm sad.
Damian: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Dick: Jason, I'm sad.
Jason, nodding: mood
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Marinette: Self care is actually getting into fights with randos in dark alleys.
Dick: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Damian: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Dick: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Marinette: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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