jemily21

[jemily21]

Garcia: On a scale from “fre shavoca do” to “Hi thanks for checking in” how are you feeling

Spencer: I would say between “I thought you were American” and “stop I could have drop my croissant”

Garcia: I need a solid answer

Emily: “I said whoever through that paper”

Spencer: a solid answer would be “can I please get a waffle”

Hotch and JJ: *utter confusion*

Morgan: I would say “how did you take down captain america”

Hotch and JJ: I don’t under the world I have walked into

Rossi: *walking out the bullpen* and that’s why I’m leaving

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[jemily21]

Emily: go fish

JJ: All in

Reid: Pikachu I chose you

Morgan: Snap

Tara: Jenga

Luke: Dare

Rossi:

Rossi: we’re playing monopoly

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[jemily21]

JJ: Emily I think I need some space

Emily: omg are you breaking up with me

JJ: No Em I’m mean literal space I’m falling off the bed

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[jemily21]

JJ: *Rolling over in bed* Hey Em what time is it

Emily: I don’t know

Emily:

Emily: Let’s find out

Emily: *Plays Baby shark out of the speaks*

Rossi: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING BABY SHARK AT 2:40 IN THE MORNING

Emily: It’s 2:40

JJ: thanks babe *turns back over*

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[jemily21]

Emily: oh hey Rossi what are you doing here

JJ: Yh

Garcia: Wow strange seeing you here

Reid: what a coincidence

Morgan: right

Tara: must be fait

Luke: you right

Rossi:……

Rossi: This is my house

Emily JJ Garcia Reid Morgan: I don’t have a house I have a mansion

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[jemily21]

Morgan talking to spencer:I love falling asleep on your chest at night because I can hear you breathing and I find it soothing

JJ talking to Emily: I recorded you snoring last night. Listen to this and realize why I never get any fucking sleep!

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[jemily21]

Emily: *Speaks French and Russian*

JJ: that was hot-

Hotch: Yes it was

Garica: agreed

Reid: Am I the only one who doesn’t have a crush on Emily

Tara: Yep

Rossi: Excuse you

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[jemily21]

Hotch: How did you find us

Strauss: Oh, I saw an explosion and wondered “Now, who could that be”

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[jemily21]

Rossi: You are starting to forget your Italian. You don’t practice

Emily: sono incinta

Rossi: You just told me your pregnant

Garcia: oh my Gd congratulations

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[jemily21]

Emily: Do you think I’m smart

Morgan: is that what we’re doing today?

Morgan: we’re going to fight

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[jemily21]

JJ: I was walking to the scene with Emily and some guy catcalled me from his car

Reid: How did she take it

JJ: Well, she chased the guy down to the next red light and reached through his window—

Emily: *walking in* Anyone want a steering wheel?

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[jemily21]

JJ: isn’t it a bit dangerous?

Emily: JJ, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt

JJ:

Emily: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt

JJ:

Emily: Alright. We escape unhurt once

Emily: Then we hurt ourselves on the way home

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[jemily21]

Hotch: okay maybe playing “Whose family is most dysfunctional” wasn’t the best idea you’ve had. Emily been a crying in the bathroom for an hour. Even JJ can’t get her out

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[jemily21]

Store Worker: Would an Agent Rossi please come to the front desk

Rossi: *arriving at the front desk* Yeah

JJ Emily Reid and Morgan: *simultaneously* We got lost

Rossi: I didn’t even bring you with me

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[jemily21]

Emily: guess what number I am thinking of

Morgan: 420?

Emily: No. that’s really immature of you

Someone else guess and, please, take it seriously

JJ: 69

Emily: Yeah, it was 69

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[jemily21]

Emily: I am this close to falling in love JJ

Garcia: …

Garica: your fingertips are touching

Emily: exactly

Emily: please help

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[jemily21]

Morgan: we might have gotten into a bar room brawl while doing the interviews

Rossi: predictable

Morgan: one of them punched a homophob gang member

Rossi: Emily?

Morgan: JJ,actually

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