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One of my oldest memories is the time I was reading a book on caves with some other kid, and there was a picture of one that looked exactly like fried chicken.

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

#reblog #dumb shit #jasper says stuff

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

#i can’t help putting the goldenage fellas in a situation #i see jay and think put that beast in a situation #reblog #text post

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i hope pinky inky binky and Clyde fucking kill you one of these days

Fuck you dude why don't you just fuck off

#reblog

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If you could relive any memory of your past, what would it be?

oh fuck I forgot to answer this

that’s actually a really good question, I’m generally not one to reminisce a whole lot, but if I had to pick something I would maybe say when I first got my cat? (the eponymous Jasper from my url) he was kind of a pain in the ass when he was a kitten but he was very cute (i don’t have any pics on this computer 😔)

#ask #text post #jasper says stuff

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Hey you know what's super funny about the idea of "good bi rep"?

For a character to be canonically bi you have to make sure and establish that they're attracted to multiple genders. Not all mediums allow you to get inside every character's head or show what they're thinking. Flirting can be read ambiguously, and god forbid they flirt with a character who's not into them and be read as pushy or predatory. So it can be super handy to just mention an ex or two! But you better not mention too many exes because that would make them a slutty bisexual which is (checks notes) bad, and you definitely better be careful about making them poly, because that might make them, uh... greedy. Oh, and those exes? They better be perfectly amiable breakups with no conflict or drama, because it's bad to represent queer people in toxic or abusive relationships (especially queer women! very bad), and you definitely can't have them have lost a partner if the partner was queer because that's "bury your gays..." You should probably also eliminate all trauma from their backstory, just to be safe. You should probably also make sure they're not involved in crime, deception, or anything of the sort, because that would make them "deviant" and a stereotype.

But don't worry! Once you've carefully crafted your nice, monogamous, experienced-but-not-too-experienced Lawful Good bi character, you will be rewarded with your audience deeming them "boring" and quickly passing them over for other characters. :)

#reblog #great thing about goldenage is that jay’s specific brand of mental illness is based heavily on mine so I have a get out of jail free card #haha you fool! dipshit! it can’t be bad queer rep because it’s based on irl experiences! #(not that anyone should care bc wtf does rep matter in a webcomic it’s not fucking Netflix) #anyway

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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

#reblog #🫵😐

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happy trans day of visibility to all the male qhats in house calixco

#literally I just finished mirage again on my fire this time #and without fail I went damnnn they must all be transmasc :) #reblog #text post #w101.

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do people really find it weird to have your likes hidden? i am simply too embarrassed

#Jasper says stuff #text post

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there is a canon nonbinary character in novus but unfortunately they are a fucking marleybonian :(

#marleybone hate #w101 #wizzy fandom #novus #text post #shitpost

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my most embarrassing traits are having thousands of hours in the sims 3 and also having probably at least a thousand in wizard101

i played so much sims 3 in like 2016 that origin reset the hours played back to 0

#Jasper says stuff #sims 3 #w101 #text post

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charactr exploration :0 :0 :0

i think niko would be an architecture student or maybe civil engineering. i dont have a reasoning for this it just seems right

#my art #digital art #jaspersketch oc zone #my oc #oc art #art #original character #illustration

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on tuesday in my inorganic lab we are using a chemical with a 3/4/3 on the fire diamond :D

its isomer, tert-butyllithium, is a very rare maxed-out 4/4/4!! it’s not getting used in the lab on account of it being a fucking 4/4/4 but I’ve seen papers from at least 1 research group here that used it so

#jasper says stuff #chemistry #nfpa 704 #fire diamond #inorganic chemistry

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I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

#oc: jay #this is so canon you wouldn’t believe idk how many fucking times in ga hes standing over the sink in a fucked state of mind

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penis explosion beam 💥💥💥

#my art #digital art #jaspersketch oc zone #goldenage webcomic #my oc #oc art #oc artwork #artists #illustration #original character

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amongus frog

#sigh *hits reblog* #reblog #w101 #this shit is underpowered as all hell by the way 265 aoe for 7 fucking pips?

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how it sounds when you build your Minecraft house directly next to the wool farm

Unmute !

#reblog #video

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christ on a cracker, there really isn’t gonna be any social media left is there? twitter is shit, instagram is shit and has been shit, YouTube has been shit for years and only got worse with the shorts bs, every dumbass clone of an existing media is either ass now or doomed to die by its own devices in under a year, discord’s management is killing it, reddit is going down the shitter and now so is tumblr. what the fuck happened??

edit: has there ever been someone in charge of a major social media who isn’t a stupid dick

#complaining #bitching #jasper says stuff #text post #the internet is fucked