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jade-cypher618 · 25 days

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Shout out to Duke Keane: The Canoe Shagger

Gotta be one of my favorite genders😭😭

#wtf did i just watch #Slayhan #hatchetfield #schwoopsydoop

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jade-cypher618 · 1 month

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I work at a restaurant.

Last night, it was swamped, packed to the brim with tourists, with a few families scattered in between. It’s loud, it’s chaotic, and I have like 7 things to do at once.

When all of a sudden, I hear the distinct sound of a yo-yo being tossed. My immediate thought was: “Miraculous? Where??” And through the sea I was able to find the phone playing the Plastic episode.

Now, idk what’s wrong more with me:

My first thought of maybe hearing a random sound effect was “someone’s watching miraculous”

Or that I was right AND able to find it AND identify the episode-

#miraculous ladybug #fandom

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jade-cypher618 · 3 months

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Despite the roles not matching, I NEED a cover of Loser, Baby from Hazbin Hotel sung by Michael Sheen and David Tennant-

#hazbin hotel #good omens

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jade-cypher618 · 4 months

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Me: Hey, do you wanna go to a smash house?

My friends: …you mean a rage room?

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jade-cypher618 · 6 months

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And this…. Is why Pokey’s the best

Cute things to call your significant other

Teddy Bear

Yumyum

Stupid Asshat Cuck Fucker

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jade-cypher618 · 6 months

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Pokey: it’s called irony, bitch-

when they call themselves the lords in black but they are the most eyebleeding neon pastel you will ever set your eyes on

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jade-cypher618 · 6 months

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Hatchetfeild fans, what are some songs that fit the vibes of the Lords in Black?

Besides thier respective songs (Let it Out for Pokey, Made in America for Wiggly) I have the following:

The Summoning

The Toybox by The Stupendium

The Greatest Show Unearthed by Creature Feature

Hayloft II by Mother Mother

I’m making a playlist for the collective Lords:

#starkid #the lords in black #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #fuck clivesdale #Spotify

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jade-cypher618 · 6 months

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If he's gonna go out, he's gonna go out Danganronpa style

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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The fact that I’ve never seen this pic before makes me want to fall down the stairs of an old house /ref

I love this picture because it just sums each character up SO WELL

Wiggly:

Oldest brother who’s been saddled with protecting his idiot younger brothers and is trying to keep everything together

Pokey:

Pretentious second oldest brother who rambles about Shakespeare and renaissance art to seem ‘unique’ amongst his siblings

Tinky:

Chaotic middle child who wants to watch the world burn and will probably cause the burning

Blinky:

Second youngest brother who’s just living for the drama and watching everything go down whilst not participating

Nibbly:

Family baby (excluding Webby) who hasn’t quite figured out his powers yet, he just likes to eat - head empty… heart also empty but stomach very full

#team starkid #hatchetfield #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #lords in black

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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(Inspired by this Post by @its-short-for-jackalope)

#starkid #fuck clivesdale #hatchetfield #the lords in black #nerdy prudes must die

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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I relate to this so much, Idky-

#doctor who #classic who #third doctor

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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The longer I work at this restaurant, the more I realize that Pokotho was right…

#the lords in black #starkid #pokotho #the apotheosis is upon us

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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Tough call between Pokey and Blinky. I feel like Webby would let Blinky watch her web to be entertained, until he probably got bored with that. Or it could be Pokey, who just hates everyone so they’d talk shit with each other.

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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I’ve listens to enough Night Vale to know what not to do….

(This was right next to a Pet Swart. A cool idea if dogs were allowed in the Dog Park… Or people for that matter…)

#welcome to nightvale #night vale dog park

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jade-cypher618 · 7 months

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Wow- if I had a nickel every time my favorite nerd has a cringey awkward crush on a girl, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?