“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
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I really hope they let Maximus be an absolute shithead next season
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antler queen
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you can imagine girls covered in alarming amounts of blood for free any time you want. they cant stop you from doing this
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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY
merch concept - a patch/magnet for every track (click for full quality)
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
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A famous explorer once said… that the extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are. I’d finally set out to make my mark; to find adventure. But instead, adventure found me.
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the show:
Lucy
Max
Cooper/The Ghoul
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you know what really gets my goat?
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit
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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]
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Real question about your fanfic, are you thinking about continuing it at all? And if not, are you thinking about putting it up for adoption?
But yes lol on the subject! I am working on the next chapter of my vampire Jackie fic; I made a little mention of it yesterday on Twitter, which is about the only kind of posts that I make on Twitter.
It’s nearly done, and my plan is to have an update out before the end of the month. This month. So, like, at most in the next seven days!
If folks want, I’ll even post a few little previews as proof that I’m indeed working on things lol
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... speaking about vampire jackie... 👀
I’m always down to speak about vampire Jackie ;)
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Vampire Jackie Taylor (She eats ppl just like her gf)
idea comes from that one fanfic
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