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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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#moringmark #the owl house #toh #despicable me #so fluffy

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General Shao: No little girl could ever defeat me. Charlie Morningstar: That's "Princess of Hell" to you. Pig.

Charlie Morningstar: You think I can be a star? Johnny Cage: With that voice, you'll made for Broadway.

Johnny Cage: There is no way I am a hasbin! Charlie Morningstar: Is not what you think!

Charlie Morningstar: What you've been through. It sounds horrible. Baraka: It's been my own personal Hell.

Mortal Kombat 1: Charlie Morningstar

Let's see just how many different intros we can come up with.

Charlie Morningstar: There's got to be a better way to reach redemption. Ashrah: If you find a way, let me know.

Charlie Morningstar: Can a soul be redeemed? Liu Kang: Those that work for it can find it.

Quan Chi: Be my queen or be my slave. Charlie Morningstar: Never!

Charlie Morningstar: What was your mother like? Kitana: She was a kind woman that loved people but did not always make the right decisions.

Sindel: You remind me of my daughters. Charlie Morningstar: Thank you, you remind me of my mother.

Charlie Morningstar: You were there when my father and mother fell? Geras: I have been around before even the angels.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin charlie #hazbin charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel charlie morningstar #charlie morningstar #mortal kombat #mortal kombat intros #mortal kombat 1 intros #mortal kombat 1 #mk 1 #mk 1 2023 #mk 1 intros

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#moringmark #the owl house #toh #king #why not both

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I wonder want surname Hunter took

Happy Anniversary, guys!

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I counter with Therapy is Expensive!

I cast Get Some Fucking Therapy!

#jokes #mentally unstable #I live a sad existence #dnd jokes #therapy is expensive

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Share! Because you care.

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Can't afford art school?

After seeing post like this 👇

And this gem 👇

As well as countless of others from the AI generator community. Just talking about how "inaccessible art" is, I decided why not show how wrong these guys are while also helping anyone who actually wants to learn.

Here is the first one ART TEACHERS! There are plenty online and in places like youtube.

📺Here is my list:

Proko (Free)

Marc Brunet (Free but he does have other classes for a cheap price. Use to work for Blizzard)

Aaron Rutten (free)

BoroCG (free)

Jesse J. Jones (free, talks about animating)

Jesus Conde (free)

Mohammed Agbadi (free, he gives some advice in some videos and talks about art)

Ross Draws (free, he does have other classes for a good price)

SamDoesArts (free, gives good advice and critiques)

Drawfee Show (free, they do give some good advice and great inspiration)

The Art of Aaron Blaise ( useful tips for digital art and animation. Was an animator for Disney)

Bobby Chiu ( useful tips and interviews with artist who are in the industry or making a living as artist)

Second part BOOKS, I have collected some books that have helped me and might help others.

📚Here is my list:

The "how to draw manga" series produced by Graphic-sha. These are for manga artist but they give great advice and information.

"Creating characters with personality" by Tom Bancroft. A great book that can help not just people who draw cartoons but also realistic ones. As it helps you with facial ques and how to make a character interesting.

"Albinus on anatomy" by Robert Beverly Hale and Terence Coyle. Great book to help someone learn basic anatomy.

"Artistic Anatomy" by Dr. Paul Richer and Robert Beverly Hale. A good book if you want to go further in-depth with anatomy.

"Directing the story" by Francis Glebas. A good book if you want to Story board or make comics.

"Animal Anatomy for Artists" by Eliot Goldfinger. A good book for if you want to draw animals or creatures.

"Constructive Anatomy: with almost 500 illustrations" by George B. Bridgman. A great book to help you block out shadows in your figures and see them in a more 3 diamantine way.

"Dynamic Anatomy: Revised and expand" by Burne Hogarth. A book that shows how to block out shapes and easily understand what you are looking out. When it comes to human subjects.

"An Atlas of animal anatomy for artist" by W. Ellenberger and H. Dittrich and H. Baum. This is another good one for people who want to draw animals or creatures.

Etherington Brothers, they make books and have a free blog with art tips.

As for Supplies, I recommend starting out cheap, buying Pencils and art paper at dollar tree or 5 below. For digital art, I recommend not starting with a screen art drawing tablet as they are more expensive.

For the Best art Tablet I recommend either Xp-pen, Bamboo or Huion. Some can range from about 40$ to the thousands.

💻As for art programs here is a list of Free to pay.

Clip Studio paint ( you can choose to pay once or sub and get updates)

Procreate ( pay once for $9.99)

Blender (for 3D modules/sculpting, ect Free)

PaintTool SAI (pay but has a 31 day free trail)

Krita (Free)

mypaint (free)

FireAlpaca (free)

Libresprite (free, for pixel art)

Those are the ones I can recall.

So do with this information as you will but as you can tell there are ways to learn how to become an artist, without breaking the bank. The only thing that might be stopping YOU from using any of these things, is YOU.

I have made time to learn to draw and many artist have too. Either in-between working two jobs or taking care of your family and a job or regular school and chores. YOU just have to take the time or use some time management, it really doesn't take long to practice for like an hour or less. YOU also don't have to do it every day, just once or three times a week is fine.

Hope this was helpful and have a great day.

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The internet is flooded with AI-generated photos and they're getting harder to spot.

Most of the time AI is used for click-farming, but lately images have been used in fake news stories and product scams.

Most important: THINK CRITICALLY. AI will eventually get too good to make obvious mistakes. Being media literate means checking not just if an image is real, but if the source is trustworthy.

If you're not sure, don't share! You might be spreading misinformation.

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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Hey, at least he didn’t dirty up the steps with his shoes. LOL

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I got to go with Bubbles and Boomer.

I want at least this PPG/RRB ship.

Mom Blossom II: Mom Bubbles & Buttercup (feat. Grandpa Utonium and Dad Mitch)

#ppg #powerpuff girls #the powerpuff girls #bubbles #ppg bubbles #powerpuff bubbles

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No Freckles... No... Put it down... Put it down Freckles... No... No...

#lackadaisy #freckles #gun/knife show #the ak-47 is really a bb gun #WTF would you make a bb gun look like an assult rifle!

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Took Freckles to the fairgrounds.

#lackadaisy #lackadaisy freckles #fairgrounds #clatterbucks

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MK1 Guest Character: Blizto

Thank you: Geeky4ever2016 and everyone that helped me with this.

Intro 1: When Blitzo pushes his opponent back, he spins around and pulls out his gun. Blitzo then smirks and waves his gun, as if saying “bring it on.”

Intro 2: When Blitzo is pushed back, he stops himself by clawing the floor. Looking up in anger, he gets up and pulls his gun out.

Outro: Blitzo using stolas grimoire to get home and as he jumps into the portal he flips off his opponent and by extension us.

Fatal Blow: Blitzo pulls out the My Dick bazooka and fires. It misses, but the explosion sends the opponent to Blizto, where he proceeds to stab them repeatedly.

Fatality 1 (Deep I.M.P.-side): Blitzo takes out the Grimoire and summons a portal on the ground, behind his opponent. Blitzo shoots them down into it, cutting them off at the legs.

The opponent looks up to see they are in I.M.P. headquarters, surrounded by Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, who brutally murders the opponent.

Fatality 2: Blitz uses his gun to shoot his victim’s arms and legs before shoving his gun down their throats and fire it inside.

Friendship: He reaches under his jacket (looks like he is reaching for his gun) when he pulls out a pony and sits down and starts playing with it

Quitality: Blitzo just turns around and wipes his hands. “Well… That was a surprise.” “Well… A payday is a payday.”

Intros:

Ashrah: Once I kill you, I shall be redeemed. Blitzo: And once I kill you, I shall be home sleeping.

Blitzo: Wait… The Princess was right? Ashrah: What are you talking about?

Blitzo: Fuck damn! I am hot. Blitzo: I'd totally fuck myself.

Blitz: Oh Satan, tell me I’m not fucking hallucinating again! Blitz: You and me both.

Blitzo: You’re with that whore? Blitzo: Do you insult my wife, Verosika?

Blitz: Everyone hates your guts too? Blitz: Yep, though it’s mostly mutual.

Baraka: I'm not afraid of dying, servant. Blizto: Oh good, an easy job this time.

Blizto: You ever shove those blades up someone’s ass. Baraka: No, but you can be the first.

Ermac: We are many. You are one. Blitzo: The one that’s going to kill you all.

Blitzo: Do you ever fuck yourself? Ermac: Why would we ever do that?

Geras: You can't kill me. Blitzo: Yeah, like I haven't heard that before.

Blitzo: So you shit sand? Geras: No. I am sand.

General Shao: A twig like you thinks he can hurt me? Blitzo: You know the last fucker on my list said that.

Blitzo: Well fuck! You won't believe how many people that want you dead. General Shao: They will be disappointed.

Havik: I want you to cause chaos throughout the realms! Blitz: Fine, only if you pay me too.

Blitzo: Wait, there’s an entire world of chaos? Havik: No rules. No limits. All possibilities.

Blitzo: I must say, you’re the most talked about “hero” in Hell. Homelander: Who? I’ll kill them!

Homelander: No one can stop me! No one! Blitzo Aw, you goanna throw a temper tantrum?

Homelander: I will rip out your spine, smash your brains, and eat your heart. Blitzo: You know, that seriously turns me on.

Johnny Cage: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Blitzo: Well… I was on TV once.

Johnny Cage: Your father was a piece of shit too? Blitzo: Just a piece? He was the whole fucking pile.

Johnny cage: You know you remind me of a character I played. Blitz: You’re that shitty actor in those fucking b list movies?!

Blitz: Sheesh here I thought I was bad at performing Johnny cage: Tell that to my Emmy awards.

Blitz: “Over 50 people in Hell are paying us to put a bullet through your brain.” Johnny Cage; “Katie? Priscilla? Belle! She hated me.”

Kenshi: I turned away from my life of crime. Blitzo: Tell that to the people that paid us.

Blitzo: How the Hell can you fight blind? Kenshi: Sento sees all.

Kitana: Quin Chi’s minions will not threaten Outworld. Blitzo: What the fuck are you talking about?

Blitzo: 10000 years, and still fucking hot? Kitana: And you don’t have a chance.

Kung Lao: You face the great Kung Lao. Blitzo: “Great” my ass.

Blitzo: Fuck! What is in that special tea? Kung Lao: Madame Bo’s secret recipe.

Blitzo: You got the ego bigger than a barn. Kung Lao: You will be crushed by it.

Blitzo: Is that a razor brimmed hat? Kung Lao: Ha ha! Yes, it is.

Blitzo: Yeah, fire doesn't really hurt me. Liu Kang: What about godly fire?

Liu Kang: Did Quan Chi send you? Blitzo: What is quan cheese?

Li Mei: You won’t get anywhere close to the royal family. Blitzo: Sure, what another dead body anyway.

Blitzo: Oh come on! What the fuck did I do? Li Mei: Do I have to list your crimes against Outworld?

Blitzo: You know, I’ve fucked uglier women then you. Mileena: And you will be the vilest thing I’ve killed.

Mileena: You are insufferable. Blitzo: My ex says the same thing.

Nitara: I will suck you dry. Blitzo: Let me get my pants off first.

Blitzo: Do you suck cock as well? Nitara: I will never degrade myself to that level.

Blitz: So your the fucker who tried killing his own kid Omni-man: I had no choice.

Omni-man: Who paid you to kill? Blitzo: No one! This one's on the house!

Peacemaker: Your killing spree ends here! Blitzo: Gee fucking a hypocrite much?

Blitzo: For someone who "loves peace," you sure kill a lot. Peacemaker: I kill anyone who treats peace.

Quan Chi: You and your servers will serve me. Blitzo: Sorry you crazy maniac but we don’t “serve” anyone.

Blitzo: We don’t work for free. Quan Chi: You will be rewarded ten times over.

Blitzo: You're one ugly fucker! Reptile: Some acid will make you uglier.

Blitz: Man it takes some bad luck for someone to fuck you. Reptile: After this battle the only unlucky one will be you.

Reptile: What do you want with the Saurians? Blitzo: Some new snakeskin boots.

Raiden: You face Earthrealm’s champion. Blitzo: Can I get an autograph before you die?

Blitzo: You know, my phone could use a recharge. Raiden: My lightning isn’t met for stuff like that.

Rain: I knew this day would come. Blitzo: People were beating down the doors to hire us.

Blitzo: A little Rain doesn’t scare me. Rain: It will cause a biblical flood.

Blitzo: I'm fireproof asshole! Scorpion: There's more to me then fire.

Scorpion: Bi-Han is my business, not yours. Blitzo: But we're running a special on family members.

Subzero: Hell will freeze, before you kill me Blitzo: Yeah, yeah, same line, different guy.

Subzero: Any last requests? Blitzo: Yeah, can I get a scotch on the rocks.

Blitzo: Someone in Hell wants to see you again. Subzero: Who is this person?

Shang Tsung: Even the forces of the Netherrealm come after me. Blitzo: You won’t believe the price on your head.

Blitzo: So many sinners want you dead. Shang Tsung: *laughs* I’m sure they do.

Sindel: Who sent you to kill me? Blizto: Someone with deep pockets.

Blizto: You know, my ex was a singer. Sindel: Sorry, I don’t do performances.

Blizto: Don’t you know smoking kills? Smoke: Yeah, you.

Blizto: Nice trick. Do you do children’s parties? Smoke: I’m not a magician.

Smoke: Quin Chi should have sent better minions. Blizto: Hey! I was just getting some drinks!

Blizto: Does your Empress eat you out? Tanya: You are disgusting.

Tanya: What demonic monstrosity spawned you? Blizto: Hey! No one talks about my mother that way!

Story Mode Final Boss

Liu Kang: And they call me the Chosen One. Blizto: Yeah… Well, I am pretty awesome. Liu Kang: You have done more than enough. Allow me to end this

Blizto’s MK Tower Ending Well… shit! First, we are hired to kill some shit face actor, leading us into “entering” fucked-up kung-fu tournament, then “landing” in some shitty war for the “fate of the universe.”

Oh well, at least we got a job from a “god” of all things, and he’s playing shit tons for us to track down and bring in these two sorcerers, some egoistic former general and his right-hand man, and others in alive.

Oh well, if we end up having to kill them. Tough luck.

#mortal kombat #helluva boss #viziepop #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat intros #mk1 #mk #mk intros #if you got better ideas share them

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#fuck that prick and his moustache

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#justin kennon #original characters #original story #self promo #books #science fiction #scifi #steampunk #clockpunk #captain gem #captain gem and the green coats #green coats #the coup #gumroad #book 2