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Walker Scobell - Percy Jackson Promotional Material via Instagram

#percy jackson #pjo

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It's never too late!

Ily2, bruv

You don't do anonymous asks anyway, so...

GuEsS wHaT?

im guessing....chicken butt?

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You don't do anonymous asks anyway, so...

GuEsS wHaT?

im guessing....chicken butt?

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Uh. I. Uh.

realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog

#wereBast content

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!!

-April 6th

#international asexuality day #queer joy

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I realized the other day I had started thinking of your Connecticut Tav as "Connie". He's so charming!

You know, that is the most adorable shortened version of that name so far, I'm keeping it.

#bg3 #connecticut tav

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It took [checks watch] all of five minutes

Someone owes me a Sickle :D

Poppy: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

MC: Hold a wand to their throat, usually works for me.

Sebastian: (enamoured) I can confirm this.

#we all know who

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Well. That is...just lovely.

Poppy: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

MC: Hold a wand to their throat, usually works for me.

Sebastian: (enamoured) I can confirm this.

#<- Hey. I didn’t ASK to be some omen of death #rude 😤 I am in fact very nice #<- Nor did I ask to be host to an Ancient Being and entrusted as it's protector but I supposed we play the cards we're dealt hm?

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...you can do what?

Poppy: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

MC: Hold a wand to their throat, usually works for me.

Sebastian: (enamoured) I can confirm this.

#good god you're all terrifying. i am glad we're friends.

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Do you all just carry knives with you?

I don't enjoy making boys nervous, I'm nervous enough for the both of us.

Poppy: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

MC: Hold a wand to their throat, usually works for me.

Sebastian: (enamoured) I can confirm this.

#unless it's poachers or ashwinders #those i'll make nervous.

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not really wicked UPDATE || a haunting

ao3 update || start from the overture

“Heard the strangest rumor the other day,” Sebastian said, his head resting on Charlie’s stomach.

“What did you hear?” Charlie asked from behind their book. When Charlie spoke it rumbled in their chest, their breath changing just enough that Sebastian’s head lifted and descended with it. 

“I heard,” Sebastian told the sky. “That you’ve lost your dueling chops.”

#my Creator apparently hates me and enjoys watching me get hurt #not really wicked

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"Your companion will rejoin you after this quest, because honestly this is all that Sebastian has going on mentally when he watches you fight."

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can't stop won't stop

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Isn't the reason we all became friends was because we are all boy kissers?

Some of us more than friends?

Boykisser (<- affectionate ofc ofc, teasing ofc my friend no offense meant)

and then there’s

Boykisser (<- All offense meant. Pink brat. Smol rat. Shoo shoo get outta here rat man.)

Don’t worry you’re the first one 😄 love you 🥰

Ah, 'boykisser,' the moniker of champions! Hah! I would hope I'd be the first one, whoever you are. And fear not, dear friend, your jest made my morning. Now... to ascertain who you could be... Hmmm. 🧐 

#(ooc: someone please explain to grandpa charlie)

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charlie + text posts

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@shanaraharlyah (Hellendil), @lil-grem-draws (William and Elland), our boy band is here!

Will is taking a selfie :)

When “a photo” somehow turned into “many photos”. In Solomon's voice: “She doesn't know when to stop.” 😅

Btw, taking these screenshots, I really thought our boys could make a boy band in some AU. Joking apart, look: William - vocals (and manager!), Elland - guitar (or bass), Hellendil - piano (or flute or violin), Chris - drums (or bass). Just guessing based on how I see their personalities, so correct me if I'm wrong.

#I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM #the Keeper #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #DYING SCREAMING THROWING UP ALLOWING THE MOSS TO OVERTAKE ME ONCE MORE

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Summer vacation to the mountains when?

You certainly know me all too well, Miss Aster!

#Shall we invite the others or would we like a QUIET vacation