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This is not an incorrect quote. This is a correct Prison Break quote. This is canon.

(Source: Peter Stormare AMA)

#prison break #Peter Stormare #John Abruzzi #correct prison break quotes #john abruzzi's noble end

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#Prison Break #michael scofield #Alexander Mahone #William Fichtner #wentworth miller #Chris Vance #james whistler #red carpet diaries #playchoices

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#Prison Break #michael scofield #wentworth miller #fernando sucre #Amaury Nolasco #psych #michael's done the math

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Correct Prison Break Quotes.

This is not an incorrect quote. This is canon.

oh my god you guys, he’s one of us, HE’S ONE OF US

#alexander mahone #michael scofield #correct prison break quotes

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Happy Valentine’s Day, papis!

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did you like season 5? did i already ask that?

“We love all of Prison Break equally.” earlier that day“We don’t care for season 5.” 

Also: 

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Oh, and we don’t think you asked us before, so no worries there! Hope you’re doing good. We’re still here. We’re still kickin’. 

#prison break #what-on-io #asks

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#Prison Break #Amaury Nolasco #wentworth miller #michael scofield #Lincoln Burrows #whip #Augustus Prew #fernando sucre #Dominic Purcell #Bojack Horseman

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#Prison Break #robert knepper #Theodore Bagwell #snl #IPBQ admin 1: I knew from when he threw me against the soda machine #IPBQ admin 2: I knew from 'hi I'm jacob' #kaniel outis the radar technician

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#Prison Break #Theodore Bagwell #robert knepper #Bojack Horseman

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We briefly interrupt your regularly scheduled incorrect quotes to make a quick announcement. In case any of our followers were unaware, we would like to make it known that Michael Rapaport (Don Self), the patron saint of this blog, blessed this blog the day he tweeted this. 

(For clarification, that’s not us he’s replying to, but on that day, we were still blessed.)

#about us #and also a little bit about Michael too haha #he feels the spirit of this blog on a deep level

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#Prison Break #michael scofield #Sarah Wayne Callies #wentworth miller #sara tancredi #Bojack Horseman

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Don't you think that Robert Knepper would play a great Joker? I mean, taking the fact that he not only is a great actor who play twisted weirdos very well, as also it's not humanly possible for someone to play a worse Joker than Jared Leto's.

Of course he would. It’s Robert Knepper, a hero to everyone. Any Batman movie with him as The Joker would be spectacular, because he is the most focused and talented actor a production could ever hope for, and the data strongly suggest that close proximity to such greatness has a positive effect on group performance. 

Actually, the administration team here has not seen Suicide Squad, so we can only objectively comment that, yes, it is highly, highly unlikely that anyone could receive any more ire than Jared Leto has for their Joker portrayal. We cannot opine about the performance itself. 

We know a lot of fans think Robert should play that role. We’ve seen this suggestion over and over again, we’ve seen Photoshops of him as the Joker, fan art of him as the Joker, and so on, and yes, we agree, he would be fantastic. Of course he would be. That said… it is the opinion of this administrator that it would overall be a poor idea. The market is rather saturated with Jokers. We’d hate to have Robert step into the role, and then have general audiences just get fatigued by it, the way a lot of casual fans/general audiences were with all the various Spider-Men. We don’t want that for Robert. 

Here’s what hasn’t been done yet. Try this on for size. Here’s where we brazenly seize the opportunity to further our cause for Robert Knepper as Hondo Ohnaka of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, with our own shitty Photoshop. You know you want to see him as a hilarious, scoundrel pirate with a not-so-secret heart of gold and a monkey-lizard. You know you do. Please see this post and this post for full details although for easy access, you can also find a couple of relevant videos here as well – they’re titled “Hondo Jokes About Kanan’s Blindness” and “Hondo Complains to Kenobi,” and really, the video titles alone explain so much about why we love this character. 

THIS IS OUTSIDE-THE-BOX THINKING, PEOPLE. AND A GOOD IDEA. We swear. As IPBQ Admin #1 said several weeks ago, “Robert already has so much practice playing terrible characters and then acting so offended when people call him out on it.” That’s Hondo. That’s Hondo. 

Let’s get this campaign started, people. We want petitions, fan art, and more shitty Photoshops! (*whisper* Lucasfilm: this is a genuinely solid idea.) 

Did you even realize what a can of worms this ask would be?! Did you?! We’re sorry. Sort of. You can’t just say “Robert Knepper” at us and expect us to stay calm. In the interest of full disclosure, you should know that there are a lot of feelings and emotions about Robert around here, and that @fuckyeahrobertknepper is a partly-owned subsidiary of @incorrectprisonbreakquotes. We encourage you to go take a look there for all of your Robert needs if you haven’t already. They agitate quite a bit about him over there.

(IPBQ Admin #1 told IPBQ Admin #2 that she could answer this ask herself. IPBQ Admin #1 is going to come back like “I LEAVE FOR ONE DAY… WHAT IS THIS TIRADE YOU WENT ON.”)

#robert knepper #hondo ohnaka #Anonymous #asks #*crazed high pitched Salacious Crumb laughter* #no no no that isn't Salacious but yeah anyway

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Sometimes even we don’t know for sure! 

We use a lot of real dialogue in our posts, along with the incorrect quote. But when we’ve sufficiently confused our audience as to what’s canon and what’s not, we’ve done our job.

(Also, thank you for the shoutout. We love you, papi.)

I love it when I reach one of Michael’s @incorrectprisonbreakquotes that is so good I have to think back and work out whether Michael actually said that.

#we love shoutouts thank you so much #thank you papi #not a quote

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#Prison Break #Theodore Bagwell #michael scofield #wentworth miller #Bruno and boots: this can't be happening at Macdonald hall #this can't be happening at fox river #gordon korman #robert knepper

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Do you like any of the other shows the PB actors are on?

Well, anon, this IS our about page:

But seriously, both administrators have watched many more bad shows simply because of PB actors than we are proud of, some of which were more intolerable for one admin than the other… but occasionally we have also been pleasantly surprised by an actor’s cameo when we weren’t expecting one (looking at you, Wade Williams on 24).All of that said, we honestly endorse Mob City for its excellent performance by Robert Knepper, and the Flash because Captain Cold is BEST.

#Anonymous #asks

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#Prison Break #wentworth miller #michael scofield #whip #justice league

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Kaniel Outis the Radar Technician

#prison break #michael scofield #wentworth miller #robert knepper #Theodore Bagwell #snl #looks sort of like OP is still mad at Michael #kaniel outis the radar technician