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Kukui: Any questions?

Ash: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?

Kukui:

Kukui: What?

Ash: I want to write loud numbers.

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Please don't reblog my posts with ship tags. Especially the ones that are about aro/ace headcanons.

#dont rb #istg one of my aro ash jokes was rbed with ship tags. dont do that. #not a quote

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Ash: According to Brock, hair is the thinnest thing in the world. Isn't that interesting?

Misty: Brock obviously hasn't seen my patience.

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Cilan: Look, I really need you to calm down, all right?

Ash, slamming his hands on the table: But how can it be "birthday cake flavor" if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!?!

#source: ? #gym leader cilan #Ash Ketchum #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #queued post

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Misty, holding up a mop: Brock, what would you say this is?

Brock: A mop.

Misty, turning to Ash: Tell him what you said it was. Go on.

Ash:

Ash: Wet broom.

Brock:

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Kukui: Quick, my wife is going into labor and I don't know what to do!

Dispatcher: Is this her firstborn?

Kukui: N-No, this is her husband.

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Ash: People treat me like an idiot, so I'm allowed to act like one from time to time.

Ash: It's one of the perks.

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Brock: Hey, Ash, do you remember that time-

Ash: I remember everything that's ever happened to me, and frequently wake up screaming because of it, so, yeah, probably.

Brock:

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Kiawe: Fitness tip! Never stop pushing yourself. Some say eight hours of sleep is enough. Why not nine? Why not ten? Strive for greatness.

Kiawe: Next time you're working out, do fifteen push-ups instead of ten. Run three miles instead of two. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

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Lana: When will Ted himself.... finally show up to the talk?

Ash: The final boss.

Sophocles:

Sophocles: You guys do know that TEDTalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Kiawe: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.

#source: tumblr #trainer lana #Ash Ketchum #trainer sophocles #trainer kiawe #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #Queued post

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Ash: I can't believe I have to deal with this sh*t.

Lillie: What?

Ash: The consequences of my own actions.

#swearing #source: ? #Ash Ketchum #trainer lillie #incorrect quotes #incorrect pokemon quotes #Queued post

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Ash: The real "power move" is telling your friends you love them and giving them a big hug.

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Ash: What the bleep!

Lana:

Lana: Did you just bleep yourself?

Ash: What I was thinking really needed to be censored!

Lana: Try me.

Ash: [whispers in her ear]

Lana:

Lana: I don't know how to tell you this, but 'heck' is not a swear word.

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Kukui: So how was your day?

Ash: Good! Except I almost got surprise adopted.

Kukui: What?

Ash: Kidnapped.

Kukui: Oh, okay.

Kukui:

Kukui: WAIT WHAT-

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Brock: Please don't do anything stupid or overly dramatic.

Ash: You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature.

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Lillie: So, what is Pikachu to you?

Ash: The reason I wake up every morning.

Lillie: How sweet!

[earlier that morning]

Pikachu, using Thunderbolt on Ash: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Ash: I'm declaring today a holiday. I'll call it "Nothing Tries To Kill Me" Day!

Ash: Anything that tries to kill me will have to simply just not.

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