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matt tkachuk: do you always have to attack me with words?

brady tkachuk: you want me to use a brick?

#source: internet #matt tkachuk #calgary flames #brady tkachuk #ottawa senators #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes

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happy halloween fools

#ur welcome #happy halloween #me talking.

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mikko rantanen: do dragons breathe fire?

tyson jost: i don’t know

mikko rantanen: i thought you went to college

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #mikko rantanen #tyson jost #colorado avalanche #the graduate from north dakota university #i love you dork #also remeber when i posted twice a day... #damn who was i ???

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Have a good first day!! I promise college is great. Stressful at times, but try everything. Every club every sports game go to one of them at least and just be open to everything! :)

thank you!!! totally agree definitely stressful maybe cause of procrastination but trying to get motivated is super hard and honestly i feel like i’m way behind in what i should’ve learned in high school. and i wanna join clubs fr but living off campus makes it harder to get motivated to get out find a bus and walk. but i am being open to new things and it’s been really new and different!!

#bless you anon #need someone to fucking tell me to do shit and this did that #ill keep your words in mind #especially when i dont wanna do shit #anon

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tomorrow’s my first day of college

#and this resident hoe is nervous #but excited #but v nervous #cant...wait !! #me talking. #but i only have one class #so tolerable ig

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travis konecny: y’all really yee’d my last fucking haw

nolan patrick: well boo-fucking-hoo cry me a tractor

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #travis konecny #nolan patrick #philadelphia flyers

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tyson barrie: i'm falling for you

nathan mackinnon: and i'm falling asleep

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #tyson barrie #toronto maple leafs #nathan mackinnon #colorado avalanche #a normal posting schedule ??? i dont know her......

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*after arriving in missouri*

tyler seguin: *to the tune of maroon 5’s misery* i Am In MiSsOuRi

#source: my friend #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #tyler seguin #dallas stars #my friend really is the funniest person i’ve met

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patrick marleau: it’s called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli

*auston matthews and mitch marner shaking*

auston matthews: we know what we saw...

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #patrick marleau #auston matthews #mitch marner #toronto maple leafs #but am i wrong???

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mitch marner: *burps*

auston matthews: *blows it away* dude gross

-later-

auston matthews: *burps*

mitch marner: *inhales it*

auston matthews: ...gross

#source: me and my friend #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #mitch marner #auston matthews #toronto maple leafs #is this funny idk #but this happens on a daily basis with me and my friend #also i’m sorry i’ve been super inactive lately

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tyson jost: don’t you think it’s weird that bologna and pony rhyme?

jt compher: not when you pronounce it like that

#source: tumblr #tyson jost #jt compher #colorado avalanche #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #its been awhile...

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tyson jost: *texting jt* cold water doesn’t even quench my 3st. it’s just....cold

jt compher: quench yo what?!

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #tyson jost #jt compher #colorado avalanche

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dudes it’s the fourth and this user has and always will be afraid of fireworks

#never liked them #just a big no #also a spider crawled onto my phone #me talking.

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tyson barrie: you wanna go to the park and ride on the seesaw?

nathan mackinnon: what? no

tyson barrie: haha yea no totally i was just joking

tyson barrie: *under his breath* dang it

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #tyson barrie #nathan mackinnon #colorado avalanche

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connor mcdavid: everyone is so obsessed with their phones and the internet nobody even takes the time to see how many metal chairs i have-

connor mcdavid: *falls over all his metal chairs*

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #connor mcdavid #edmonton oilers

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tyson barrie: can i ask you a dumb question?

nathan mackinnon: better than anyone i know

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #tyson barrie #nathan mackinnon #colorado avalanche

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andre burakovsky: i finally finished my book about nutmeg!

tom wilson: well it’s about time

andre burakovsky: no it’s about nutmeg

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect hockey quotes #andre burakovsky #tom wilson #washington capitals