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this blog has been inactive for a while now, sorry about that

Still coming to terms with Yusuke's departure from the group being announced

#admin speaks #various things are still in drafts but at this point idk if I'll publish them

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Bullet Train as Inside Jokes Between Me and My Friends

Koichi: cotton eyed joe cover band

Kai: ghost communism

Ryoga: looks bad, steve

Takuya: you know what they say? get fucked

Yuki: cranch

Yusuke: let the screaming commence

Takashi: professor harold "sonic" hill

#超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #not really quotes #this has been in the drafts for a while #good a time as any to post #all of these are naturally a bit more detailed than shown here but for the sake a silly blog post its good enough

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Kai: Don’t say a word.

Yusuke: Fergalicious.

Kai: I said no words!

Yusuke: Oh, I see. Last night when we were playing Scrabble, it wasn’t a word. Suddenly it’s a word because it’s convenient for you.

#source: psych #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #submitted by: #very-bored-anon #ogasawara kai #fukuda yusuke

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Ryoga: What kind of tea is this?

Yuki: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade

#Source: The Office #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #funatsu ryoga #murata yuki

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Takashi: Why do you have forks taped to your fingers?

Yusuke: *grabs popcorn with fork-fingers* Improvement of human being

#source: gravity falls #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #matsuo takashi #fukuda yusuke #i returnnn

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"I'd die for you"

"then perish" - Takuya

"you will" - Yuki

"cool" - Ryoga, Koichi

"please don't" - Kai, Takashi

"i'd die for you first" - Yusuke

#超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #trying to be on time with the memes

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Ryoga: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Takuya: Why? I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Kai: Yuki tripped and fell in the parking lot.

#source: ??? #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #funatsu ryoga #kusakawa takuya #ogasawara kai #I keep accidentally abandoning this blog ;;

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Takashi: Hey, let’s slow dance

Takashi: [does the macarena at 1/4 speed]

#source: tumblr #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #matsuo takashi #this could work for most of them tbh #anyway it's been a while but here's this

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Ryoga: You know what, time out. Get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Takuya: This house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE

#source: vine #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #funatsu ryoga #kusakawa takuya

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Yuki: one day I hope I am the person that walks into a room and all eyes are on them

Yusuke: the trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

#source: tumblr #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #murata yuki #fukuda yusuke #honestly i could not decide who would say the first line #i was going to use kai again but he was in the last one hhh #@the person who submitted some i have seen them! #ive been kinda mia but ill edit them into the blog format soon

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Kai: Manga lied to me

Kai: I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side

Kai: It's always me picking up the kittens

Kai:

Kai: Maybe I'm the bad boy...

#source: ??? #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #ogasawara kai

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Takashi: [on the phone] Hey, where are you guys

Ryoga: [on the other end] Leaving the grocery store, why?

Takashi: I went to the grocery store with you.

Ryoga: On our way back to the grocery store right now.

#source: vine? #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #matsuo takashi #funatsu ryoga #listen this incorrect quotes business is hard

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Yuki: Always stay positive!

Yuki: *falls down a flight of stairs*

Yuki: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

#source: ??? #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #murata yuki

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Younger Members of Bullet Train: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds! Kai: We have food at home Younger Members of Bullet Train: Aww

Younger Members of Bullet Train: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds! Ryoga: *pulls into drivethrough* Younger Members of Bullet Train: [cheering] Ryoga: One black coffee please

Younger Members of Bullet Train: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds! Koichi: McDonalds McDonalds McDonalds!

#source: tumblr???? #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #this meme came and went but #this is the one w koichi i planned before his departure #the adjustment for taking out koichi would be takuya doing the second one and ryoga on the third #considering making another post w that version but it seems redundant

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Ryoga: do you have anything else to tell me?

Takuya: I do not

Ryoga: okay well your horoscope says that you're keeping secrets so like i don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie so

#source: internet #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #funatsu ryoga #kusakawa takuya

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Takashi: Yusuke, what are you doing?

Yusuke: [peeling carrots with a spork] I don’t know but I’m not doing it very well.

#source: ??? #超特急 #bullet train jpop #choutokkyuu #incorrect quotes #matsuo takashi #fukuda yusuke #mmm i never got the quote out that would HAVE to have koichi in it #i /could/ change it but #so the boy might continue appearing i mean i see other incorrect quotes blogs keep their members that have left so

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Here at incorrectbullettrain we respect Koichi’s decision to leave the group, as you should for any idol.

Despite this, ‘Koichi’ may still appear in future incorrect quotes; I haven’t quite decided about it yet, but I wanted to go ahead and post something about it, since this is such a notable moment in Choutokkyuu’s history.

#admin speaks #I guess that's how I'll tag stuff like this #but yeah im (and im sure the rest of the fandom is too) still sad about this development #but dad car will probably still be out and about singing and stuff #(I hope) #and we can support that as well as the future of ctk