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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 days
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Eddie: I know you're like a father to Buck-
Bobby: Did he say that? Did you get it on tape?
Eddie: No, I-
Bobby: No he didn't say it or no you didn't get it on tape?
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incorrect9-1-1 · 11 days
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“we’re telling the story of a bisexual character here which means he is attracted to more than one gender so we can’t minimize the fact that he has been attached to women that’s the whole point here he is bisexual."
What have we done to deserve Oliver Stark?
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incorrect9-1-1 · 14 days
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Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 132/?
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incorrect9-1-1 · 17 days
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Phillip: If Buck was your son, would you-
Bobby: Let me stop you right there for a minute. He is my son.
Phillip: ....
Bobby: Now, continue.
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incorrect9-1-1 · 18 days
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incorrect buddie quotes part idk
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incorrect9-1-1 · 21 days
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Christopher got a detention for getting into a fight at school.
Buck: We're not mad, we're just disappointed.
Eddie: No we're mad.
Buck: Yes, we are. But we're going to led this one slide.
Eddie: No, we're not.
Buck: I'm not a mind reader, Eddie.
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incorrect9-1-1 · 23 days
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Chimney: Isn't it funny that your baby daddy and your sugar daddy started dating each other? Eddie: I didn't need reminding but thank you
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incorrect9-1-1 · 25 days
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buck: i love therapy! its like a talk show where im the guest and the only topic is me
maddie:
maddie: that is not–
eddie: shhh, at least hes going to therapy
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incorrect9-1-1 · 1 month
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Hen: Hey Buck, that shirt you're wearing looks great!
Buck: Thanks Hen!
Chim: But we would bet it would look even better on Eddie's floor.
Eddie: Are you guys hitting on Buck... for me?
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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eddie: things with marisol are going great! she’s helping me chaperone christopher’s first date :)
eddie when problems actually arise with christopher and his girlfriend (girlfriends?): heyyy buck my beautiful baby trapped boy best friend <3 <3 <3
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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Bobby: I hope everyone took notes, it’s important.
Chim: Buck only wrote B x E in a heart.
Buck: Chim, man…
Eddie: …
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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Eddie: If I'm extra sarcastic with someone, it means I'm really annoyed with them, or I'm flirting. Buck: Wait, but you're always sarcastic with me? Eddie, smirks: Exactly. Buck, hurt: You get annoyed with me? Eddie: ...You know what, this was on me.
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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Buck: soooo… you and my sister got married for tax reasons, right?
Chim: no, we got married because we love each other. The tax thing was just kind of… the kick in the pants we needed to finally just…. Do it, Y’know?
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Buck: Do you think Eddie pays taxes?
Hours later
Buck (walking past Eddie): how do you do, fellow tax-complaint citizen?
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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Quoting Buddie things incorrectly
Part 72/???
Find more incorrect quotes here.
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incorrect9-1-1 · 2 months
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incorrect9-1-1 · 3 months
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Eddie: I'm going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
Chimney: I'll have a latte.
Hen: I'll have a blueberry muffin with a decaf.
Bobby: I'll have a bagel with a little...
Eddie: Okay, you know what? I was just being polite.
Eddie: Buck, do you want anything?
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