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Zeke, wandering deeper into Elpys: I still think we should just turn around and go home.
Pandoria: You were the one who asked if there was a Crucible nearby.
Zeke: Of course you'd bring that up.
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Milton: Mythra, I don't wanna say that was the worst thing I tasted in my life, but that was the worst thing I ever tasted in my life. There, I said it.
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back by the way
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Vandham: "Listen, Rex. Never forget. Just believe in yourself. Not in the Rex that I believe in; not in the Vandham that you believe in. Have faith in the Rex who believes in you."
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Zeke: You know what I was thinking, chum?
Rex: Hmm?
Zeke: If your leg gets cut off...Would it hurt?
Rex: ...Duh!
Zeke: How though?
Rex: Cause your leg got cut off!
Zeke: Where’re you gonna feel the pain?
Rex: In your... leg...
Zeke: Exactly, chum! How’re you gonna feel the pain in your leg-
Both: -If your leg is gone!
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Tora: Tora appears to have invented a knife wielding tentacle.
Tora: Meh... if friends would like to volunteer to come turn it off, that would be just fine by Tora.
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96 notifications jesus christmas christ
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Amalthus: Alright. I’ll go have a chat with him.
Nia: Oh I have an idea. . .
Amalthus: Woman. . .
Nia: Why don’t you write down a formal protest. . .
Amalthus: Don’t you dare. . .
Nia: You can nail it to his door. . .
Amalthus: Don’t you fucking dare. . .
Nia: Like a Protestant!
*Indoline guns cocking.*
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Zeke: "FINALLY FREE after 7 long years! All I can say— consider using a VPN or proxy when torrenting your anime. Resisting arrest is also not advised."
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Still out here by the way
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Rex: "Maybe the real Elysium was the friends we made along the way!" Amalthus: "No. I want my fucking paradise."
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Tora: He who is last to laughing laughs most loudly!
Nia: What Tora just did to that sentence, we’re going to do to you!
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Rex watches Mythra try to make pancakes.
Rex: "Hey, Mythra, weren't our food supplies a little old?"
Mythra: "Look, you can't take the expiration dates too seriously. They're just the food industry protecting itself from lawsuits."
Rex: "And protecting us from, like, food poisoning?"
Mythra: "Pssh, no one's getting sick from my pancakes. Unless I forgot to wash my hands... eh, better late than never."
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Honestly, might make a Tellius quote blog too, I'm in that kinda mood
Not to say I'd forget this acc too, wouldn't dream of it
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Elma: "You're supposed to bang your fist against mine." KOS-MOS: "Why?" Elma: "I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success." Mythra: "I love it when you two impersonate humans."
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Check this blog out it is good I like it
Kronya: I've been a serial killer for 3 years, but I never got a cool nickname!
Kronya: But then, ya bite one guy in the ass... and suddenly you're the buttmuncher.
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this was funnier in my head
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