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irreversiblezookeeper · 10 months
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Matthew: I bet I can fit 10 marshmellows in my mouth!
A: You're a hazard to society.
Rex: And a coward, do 20.
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Zeke: You know what I was thinking, chum?
Rex: Hmm?
Zeke: If your leg gets cut off...Would it hurt?
Rex: ...Duh!
Zeke: How though?
Rex: Cause your leg got cut off!
Zeke: Where’re you gonna feel the pain?
Rex: In your... leg...
Zeke: Exactly, chum! How’re you gonna feel the pain in your leg-
Both: -If your leg is gone!
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Smash bros Sexyman Contest: Round Two!
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Caitlyn: Rest assured that your issue will be attended to with haste!
Vi: No, no, no. You’re way too stiff. Try this: “Gotcha! Leave it to us!”
Caitlyn: I am unfamiliar with such coarse phrasing. But I shall try. G-gotcha... friendio! Leave it to us… m-mate! Is that correct, Vi?
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> walk into a xenoblade theory video and sees ‘spoiler warning for the entire xenoblade franchise’
> ask if the spoilers are for all xenoblade games or just the numbered trilogy
> doesn't understand
> pull out illustrated venn diagram explaining what is a franchise or what is a trilogy
> laughs and says "it's a good theory sir”
> watches video
> its about the numbered trilogy
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incorrect-torna-quotes · 11 months
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Malos: Jin, what’s the most annoying thing you can think of?
Jin: depends on why you’re asking
Malos: Glimmer’s birthday is coming up and I want to get her something that will drive her parents insane.
Jin: anything that makes noise. Like a ukulele.
Malos: No, needs to be more annoying.
Jin: furby.
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Elsa: Rest assured that your issue will be attended to with haste!
Anna: No, no, no. You’re way too stiff. Try this: “Gotcha! Leave it to us!”
Elsa: I am unfamiliar with such coarse phrasing. But I shall try. G-gotcha... friendio! Leave it to us… m-mate! Is that correct, Anna?
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whirlwind-workbench · 2 years
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lanz meeting valdi: ah spark, i'm gonna have to adopt him aren't i
eunie: you don't have to, you know-
lanz, picking up valdi with one hand: no, i'm gonna
(Later)
lanz, meeting fiona: spark it all i'm gonna have to adopt her too aren't i
eunie: lanz, seriously, you don't have to-
lanz, picking up fiona and hugging her: no i'm gonna
eunie: oh for snuff sake
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totallyrwbyquotes · 1 year
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Ruby: We’re not fighting because we want to!
Yang: We’re not?!
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xc-incorrect-quotes · 11 months
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Nia: Rex, why are there handprints on the wall?
Rex, whispering to Mio: Mio, why are there handprints on the wall?
Mio: Because I have tiny hands papa.
Rex, to Nia: Because she has tiny hands.
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kiarcheo · 1 year
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Jane: Rest assured that your issue will be attended to with haste!
Anne: No, no, no. You’re way too stiff. Try this: “Gotcha! Leave it to us!”
Jane: I am unfamiliar with such coarse phrasing. But I shall try. G-gotcha... friendio! Leave it to us… m-mate! Is that correct, Anne?
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Shulk: So, the tailor shows up at noon tomorrow.
Riki: Great, and while Shulk and friend Fiora do that, Riki check in on the ring bear!
Shulk: Th-
Shulk: I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearER" yes?
Riki:
Shulk: Riki, look into my eyes and say 'I promise I'm not bringing a dangerous wild animal to your wedding, Shulk'.
Riki:
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Zeke, wandering deeper into Elpys: I still think we should just turn around and go home.
Pandoria: You were the one who asked if there was a Crucible nearby.
Zeke: Of course you'd bring that up.
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TotK Link: (Flexing his robot arm) You too?
Future Redeemed Shulk: (holding up his robot arm) Yup.
Vash, Anakin and Luke, Finn the Human: Welcome to the club!
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shebasbathtub · 1 year
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Jin: Ok, I’m gonna need you to swear-
Malos: Fuck.
Jin:
Jin: Swear as in promise.
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